New android feature!

Oct 17, 2019 3:44 AM

IAmThaMuffinMan

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Works a charm, you should try it!

Woah front page, send pics of your android camera working it's magic!

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“it didn’t work” Just throw it higher!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also try the "Hover" and "Follow Me" commands. I found those especially useful when 'death plummet' action is a factor. Focus is critical.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is how they get you on the warranty.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, theres a bug in the current version. It doesn't work if the phone is at room temperature. Gotta warm it up in the microwave first.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

On what setting? For how long? What about wattage.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That will vary due to the specific climate the phone is being used in. Users will need to experiment with their microwaves to get it right.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doubt he broke his phone. Probably a joke. Calm the f#ck down comment section.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Shhhhh... listen... hear that? It's the sound of all the whooshing. It's sofuckingbeautiful...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pixel 3 XL:

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No way I'm intentionally throwing my phone in the air

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sincerely, Chris

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Friendship tip. Do this to that person's phone you want to lose contact to but somehow cant seem to find the nerves to do so.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Obvious Chris can’t catch....

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chris is a top.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are his legs?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will try that during sex. If it works then I’ll try it when I use a partner ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jesus, don't scare the fucking dog.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Didnt iphone have an app literally doing this and loads of people did it and were pissed afterwards because they're morons?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On Android you would use the timer mode

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You know, the latest Android update makes your phone waterproof.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I almost tried this before I looked at comments. In my defense, I had to get up 3 hours early this morning.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My has a smile function...i wonder if this would work

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Neat!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy there Satan.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I love the hack that you put a phone in the microwave and speedcharge it in 2min to max ;-D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There was an app called Send Me To Heaven or something, where it would record how high you threw your phone. Hilarious.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did I dream that or wasn't there an app that measured how high up you threw your phone? Made by a guy who just wanted to destroy cellphones?

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I'd forgotten all about that! Some good laughs were had. It's at the Android store still.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Send Me To Heaven

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That's the one! So I didn't dream it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Stupidity combined with bad preparation is pricey.

5 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

No one owes you shit lol

5 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 12

JESUS OWES YOU LOVE!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Y tho? Because he said so? He did not to me. If there is a god i am angry with him for many things.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he said that jokingly my fucking hell imgur

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

I am still sad about not havin a micro wave for faster charging

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Except my taxes to pay for your "free shit"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well one kinda pays taxes so the gov uses the money of the people for the people, not to play golf.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Except we don't get a say in how it's all spent, so it might as well me golf.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, the idiot tax. The dumber you are, the more you pay.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Thanks now i know why i only have 3 money.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No kids, though, right?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heck no, give me some time to grow up first.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How bout.....fartbook

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

She's real honest and that's whats I appreciates about Katy

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh is that whats you appreciates?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

let's take 20-80 percent off 'er there superchief

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

YOUR SISTER'S HOT WAYNE!! THERE, I SAID IT!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oop, yup, what's up ceiling? You are!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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Omg I love this!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, Bonnie McMurray...

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How're ya now?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as hot at katie kat.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Debatable.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's her eyes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0