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https://news.mit.edu/2022/new-language-quantum-computing-twist-0124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iMS_PFy7Ck
AlwaysTiredLiliVonSchtupp
Skynet the final phase.
Shoutrr
me, who can google php code:
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theothermeisnthere
So, Skynet has its own language now? Nothing can go wrong with that, right?
sr22e
most AI that talk to other AI end up creating a shorthand of their own...been doing that sort of thing since at least the mid 1980's
HelpfulCorn
I understood Gore and let's
mustardcutter
Businesses are already looking for developers with 10 years experience in this language
iancarry
everytime im trying to get deeper into understanding quantum physics my brain just starts to hurt ...
sr22e
i imagine a sphere. regular bits (1,0) are the north/south poles, nowhere else. a quantum bit can be anywhere on the sphere's surface tho
lneoj
Don't click on the YouTube link, clickbait af.
t00tie
Just another Twist in my sobriety.
usernamethatsstillavailable
A small part of me still thinks quantum scientists are just fucking with us...
franciscoairodu9000
Just download my brain into it already
Snaggolicious
Well hell, I already knew that.
Dracology
Now hook it up to a bitcoin miner to send the difficulty curve so high nobody can ever mine again. I want my damn 3080 already.
BoblbLawsLawBlg
Silvio Micali at MIT already solved this by developing a Cryptocurrency that grows via Proof of Stake. They are Carbon Negative as of 2021.
Dracology
And yet over a year later I still can't get my hands on a damn card because Cryptominers are still gobbling them up.
InappropriateElephant
*looks over at the tired old RX 580 in the computer :(
mobial
It runs on trumpets?
IThoughtIdComeUpWithABetterUserNameThanThis
always has *cocks trumpet*
YouLikeMemesDontYouSquidward
Okay...what does that mean?
sr22e
they figured out a method of error checking code for very fiddly, limited types of computers that tend to operate at -459 Fahrenheit
YouLikeMemesDontYouSquidward
Cool. Can they run Doom now?
sr22e
nope. mostly just integer factorization into primes...closer to a FPGA than a CPU or GPU if i'm being honest
rumandbass
Bet it still uses log4j...
taikoen
"works on my machine"
MoonrockTopping
The pic is from Devs, right?
felixovidiu11
Yes
Auxilium
Quantum Programming Bugs - the future is here*
dickblack12
You have and simultaneously do not have a bug!
Auxilium
That's a beast description of a feature!
Munchman347
'Moving into the 'Steam Punk' era now...'
RM641a
Pfft! I know Adam Warlock's chamber when I see it.
EggFooYung
They'll probably call it "Dirac C" or something.
LightStriker
T... T++... T#...
Retrikaethan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIIFmhtceDA
wantednokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLzNOm8ajk0
rdhoole
Lisp? Is it Lisp?
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Great, a another new language that I'll have to have 10 years experience with to get the job.
KiwiGameDev
You make me cry
nclu
Just report your total experience across the quantum multiverse. "My experience is infinite; we are all eternal"
happywalker
it's quantum you'll actually need both -10 and +10 years experience to be considered for the post :-P
GuacamoleMoleMolester
I have zero, so mathematically I do qualify.
happywalker
and your cat herding qualifications are....? :-P
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Pspspsps
METROlD
It’s the only language capable of calculating the size of your moms ass.
tango2000
This qualification will exist the day after the language is written.
fadecomic
Hey it might work with quantum computing. You simultaneously exist in a state with 10 years of experience and without.
BixbyConsequence
Just learn to say "yes" and "no" at the same time, and you're in.
Noldona
Schrodinger's programming language
tango2000
treed240z
Remember 7 years ago when we all got hoverboards. That was epic.
LegoStomper
We have fuckin jetpacks dude
TakenToaster
Where’s yours?
LegoStomper
Don't discount the fact that we're actually working with them these days- It's fuckin' /wild/ that we've dev'd some that actually w o r k .
kevinardo
I read this and was, "no wait, that was supposed to be 2015 and that was only 5 years..."
treed240z
The 90's ended about 10 years ago.
kevinardo
I was actually referring to losing 2 years due to covid...
obie5778
As long as you don’t go on water, unless you’ve got power.
treed240z
Well then you'd need a Pit Bull.
Targe0
There are actual hover-boards. They just suck royally and are dam near uncontrollable and only work over purpose made surfaces.
EggFooYung
Watching Tony Hawk bust his ass was funny as hell though.
Targe0
True. But he was likely one of the few people who would have been able to control it and even he said it was almost impossible. ->
Targe0
Turns out Friction is a key element of control for a moving object.
logicalawesomeness
Who would have thought
theshinobi23
Well, we got something they called hoverboards, anyway.
poscduke
smashpro1
They were not boards, and they did not hover. They were shitty Segways.
SpoilsburyToastMan
wiith the handle chopped off
ObliqueRay
I'm sorry, I can't hear over the sound of my flying car.
SpoilsburyToastMan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-60072194
Targe0
We have had flying cars since the 70's. They all suck, look horrible and are hard to fly and are hugely bulky for car use.
SpoilsburyToastMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2tDOYkFCYo
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
I love how scifi quantum computers look! And I hate that companies keep enclosing them in black cubes.
TakenToaster
Yeah I was hoping more ziggy vibes
MyLastAccountWasShadowbanned
Transparent fridges are energy-inefficient, AFAIK.
anotherdickat
I'm pretty sure if you can look directly at it, it's too warm to be operating. it needs to be @ liquid helium temps to actually work.
boxu
i don't want to see it working.. i just want to see it
FnordGallop
Yeah the black cube may have something to do with cost and the liquid helium inside
boxu
Psshhh.. Clear plastic cube then.
AntiProtonBoy
The fact that it’s clear means it lets photons through. And photons means unwanted spurious energy in the system.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
Safety is not sci-fi!
ScarySpider
Based on what I know I think the more shielding the better.
ProppaGanda
Just 10 more years guys!
Ratchet600
I'd upvote but you're on 69
xmaneds
quantum computing forecast 2000: "10 more years!" ... 2010: "10 more years!" ... 2020.... oh you have it figured out now
superbest
Almost there! Just give us about 10 more years...
Targe0
We kind of have the base teach for them made we just don't really know how to use them for anything yet.
cepacolusmaximus
It's here, motherfucker. And the infosec community is. Not. Ready.
dawr136
Ppl keep promising the end of humanity and so far we're still here, at this point I'm not getting my hopes up bc I'm tired of being let down
Isi151e
Yeah just 10 more years of filler episodes before I see another DBZ fusion
Isi151e
Hold on he's powering up for a spirit bomb...any minute now
quzar
Wait a sec, did you calculate that using a quantum computer?
somethingstupidandclever
I did. The answer was 42
MyLastAccountWasShadowbanned
...until what?
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Untill digital singularity, where some couter deems us a threat to itself and plugs into the global network and everything becomes a killer
ScarySpider
They've actually made considerable progress in the last ten years. Enough people are actually spending money on upgrading to quantum
ScarySpider
Resistant encryption.
arhalts
Tbf whirl progress happened. Choices like that are often about managing fear. Someone posts an article about how quantum computing that is
arhalts
Just around the corner is a threat that will make your security a joke, and then one company has quantum computer proof encryption others
arhalts
Follow because a non zero amount of people would switch to the "safer" option.
ConstantUnderdog
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Funnyjunker
No.
CaptainWeaselFox
Momma Rollin they bodies.
igetthatprobably
Got every nerd in here wishin
ProppaGanda
And then we will have cold fusion
superbest
Skizzlesnap
Just in time for the apocalypse brought about by corporate greed.
Johnsky
No, that's flying cars.
Johnsky
... or was that warp drive... I don't know anymore.
SirRichardOfHead
When we get warp drive we should try what happens if we put two warp cores together.
Johnsky
I don't think the vulcans will fall for that again.
superbest
Actually 5-10yrs. Infrastructure construction in the US is to start in the next 3-5yrs
initforthespecs
Ah yes, a glass of water which could power the city of Chicago for a week.
florpglorp
Will we have any clean water at that point?
ikbendewalrus
You'll even have free Healthcare /s
AR33
Shamorza
That is utter nonsense. That glass of water wouldn't last past Thursday.
Beeoneack
If it doesn't get stolen. This is Chicago we're talking about after all.
BerniBirke
initforthespecs
xoShiseUGA
Fusion is always 30 years away ?
Isi151e
It's only 10 years away from being 20 years away....from 30 years away
Isi151e
Idk, have you ever seen DragonBall Z? They've achieved fusion a few times
Targe0
I would say we have actually brought it down to 20 years now. Since there are a few near full sized reactors in existence. Now it's just ->
DunnowForgot
I've been waiting for ITER to be finished for decades now, they keep moving up the timeline...
Targe0
a matter of seeing if it can actually work or not.
Dunothar
I hope ITER was/is worth the millions of euros we poured into it.
roundandround
Flip the switch mother fucker!
xoShiseUGA
So for how many years to you think it will be 20 years away? 40 years? ? Then perhaps it will be 10 years away for 25 years. ?
Skumbo
Quantum computing scares the fuck out of me.
AntiProtonBoy
You’re just scared of the unknown, or something you don’t understand. It’s an irrational primal fear.
overunderwhelmed
Honest question from a tech pleb: why?
eadanke
It'll make automated trading fraud more lucrative and harder to detect or fix.
MisterLemons
Every password and security code you've ever made can be cracked and catalogued in literal seconds, for starters.
sr22e
Google still scared of 2 of their own chatbots they faced together 1 day...if an AI goes quantum who knows?
cjandstuff
For one thing they're supposed to be able to crack modern encryption in minutes, if not seconds.
AntiProtonBoy
It’s no biggie, just increase the search space, or use a resistant algorithm. Quantum computing is not magic.
boxu
There are quantum-resistant encryption methods. No big deal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-quantum_cryptography
tm85naibsel360
Idk if ur serious or not. I don't think anyone can say something is going to be resistant to qc when it hasn't been done. Didn't read the
MrZev
Simply put cryptography is math to obfuscate data. QC can decode math fast. So, fancier algorithms won't work, you just need to encrypt
logicalawesomeness
Not just anyone has access to them, and their use is under heavy oversight for this reason
sr22e
a very good point and all the more reason to be alarmed
Greyeyes1973
Quantum computing is the next giant leap in humanity. We can't even begin to imagine the things that will be unlocked and humans are stupid