A new level of "user error"

Aug 31, 2024 5:28 PM

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I means when my hands forget to keep holding an item I say my hands glitched. When I’m tired & words don’t word right I call it a brain glitch. So if someone would find the Norton for my body & get rid of these bugs that’d be great.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

**Autoimmune disorders enter the chat**

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Tourettes

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, as others have already pointed out, they do. Literally every disease, condition, quirk, twitch, or tick ever.

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As you get older, you will realize that our bodies indeed develop strange errors. Like, suddenly you can't eat certain kinds of foods anymore, or your back hurts if you sleep wrong etc.

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I had a friend that had a special medical poop card. If he was at a store or something, he could show them the card, and they'd have to let him use the employee bathroom. Otherwise he would poop on the floor.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's both awesome and awful, poor guy but hey he can poop anywhere so that's handy lol

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He took it all very well, since he was pretty young still when all this was happening. He thought it all pretty funny himself. He was a manager at the place I worked at as a teen. One time, we went up on the roof and smoked cigars. We worked at a big family entertainment center, and he knew all these secrets about the building. He was like a wizard. And probably still is.

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It's called cancer.

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Sometimes comes the blue screen of death…

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*punches barista* "Sorry, I have cancer" *shits on floor*

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They do. Oh, and that example just sounds like tourettes

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