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Jan 23, 2020 5:57 PM
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antipaca
#1 but on an airplane and not a date...
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
Some of these ain't right, I kinda feel attacked.
ShaneGadsby
#24 scammers often spoof a number then dial all the numbers around it to see if they're active. Answering is the wrong decision
Kelpaz
Once answered an "unknown caller" told me a friend was offering me a free service, and wanted to know my address, this is why I don't answer
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
apoolorapond
Beat me to it!
stja
SupermassiveZebra
#24 well sorry for not answering my phone when you called, I don't use it for that
deadweights
#3 thats the wrong illustration for a gas tank. Should be other way around.
blubberingbastard
#17 ouch...
Cheomesh
I thought this is me, but I'm pretty sure at this point that I'm actually dumb.
dairios
The next book in this series will be "Explaining everything through a written medium so I convey the message without sounding like a mess."
Cheomesh
STOP ATTACKING ME Q_Q
ieatnaturevalleybarsinbed
#26 works great
GrayFish
#16 wheres the book @OP
font21
*continues to knock on bathroom door because it wasn't answered the knocks 20 and 40 seconds ago.*
spiritussancto
https://www.amazon.ca/Adulting-Become-Grown-up-Easy-Steps/dp/1455516902
GrayFish
Wheres the fucking book?
de4nskie
Where
DefinitelyNotMundo
Is
FractalChainsaw
SPARTA!
tomyironmane
The BOOK.
NZSheeps
Waldo
DigYourselfBaby
#14 same holds true for supporting your local, small, independent businesses; A few dollars adds up & keeps them in your community. :)
PapaParatrooper
I... Love... You for doing this
robotsp
More like
woozle
TCGView
#1 did this once at school from about 10am to 4pm. Got home and ripped a 6 second fart. Felt so much better afterward.
Cheomesh
#29:
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
Are uber drivers talking to you a big thing in America / Europe?
upvotesforchuckles
Every. mother. lov’n. one!
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
Is it just me or can everyone relate to almost every book?!?!
reloadingprogram
Get out of my head!!!
CP3oh
#5 I stand. I'm tall and those seats are agony and anyone got a problem can feel free to lean over and kiss my ass while I stand.
alsoAzrael
You say that now, but $10 says the next time I sit next to you on a plane you're not gonna remember making this offer.
vicaywin8
I'm just mildly claustrophobic and think being sat next to strangers for hours on end is my own personal hell, but i feel you there.
MightyMouseTech
Thank you!
CoraciasLilac
Hell, I'm not even 5 ft and I stand because I need to stretch myself out after hours on a plane. Not trying to jump out faster.
gaybro
[Insert Steve Carrell "Thank You" gif here]
Giveemtheaxe
lunchbeers
I stand up just because I know that some people are so fragile that they get their panties twisted up over it.
GTimgur
So you can stand up crouch underneath the overhead compartments instead?
Relicanth
If my legs can straighten for a few mins, my back can deal with mild discomfort for a few seconds.
theresacatinmyhat
That's why we pick aisle seats
jojo558
fire420woman
Spot on
IdiotSavantTinker
Went on a date with a woman I met at work. She farted loud enough to be heard over an entire restaurant. We've been married ten years now.
downvoteacct
I mentioned the San Antonio River Walk on my cell phone once, for the next several hours that is all the ads were for that popped up.
friendsofsandwiches
Need that 'on paper' book. sooooooooo badly
FrigidNinja78
Fuck..practically all these books apply to me ?
compfreak530
I'm in most of these and I don't like it
Verldemert
Why the hell is E on the right??
YourMomIsEverything
English car
Kaoss01
Just to annoy us
dolphinAge
Empty?
Imakeathingortwo
#1 we were at a movie, my only chance to release was after, outside, so I did, it was really cold and windy... 1/2.
Imakeathingortwo
I thought I was in the clear! Nope! Stayed in my pants until I sat down in the Jeep... and she said something. She still brings it up..
tomyironmane
Then I say Fart. If you fart and she stays, she's yours. If you fart and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
Lanabear110
tomyironmane
Sha-wing
Scrampy123
I farted when I bent over yesterday. My gf looked at me. I looked her in the eyes back. She said "did you just?" I was so ashamed. LOL
bubblesuit24601
If your girlfriend has never farted, she should see a doctor.
Imakeathingortwo
She once wrapped her legs around me, when we were about to hanky panky... squeezed one out of me- we laughed and proceeded to continue
WhichIsIt
“Proceed to continue at once!”
Imakeathingortwo
I should mention we married almost two years after these enjoyable moments...