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May 23, 2019 4:03 AM
scottpilgrimmemesandmore
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SithRuleOfTwo
Tis true. No one beats Sub Zero...the first, aka Bi-Han, aka NOOB SAIBOT!
Spanky41
I used to always get to Goro, but only beat him couple times for Shang Tsung. I would get all nervous and give the controller to my dad.
sardonislamir
Wait, is it rare to beat Mortal Kombat?! Like, you know, rare to beat Super Ghoul'n Ghosts? I've done both. ^_^
albertfuckingcamus
Tha's just ridiculous. No one beats sub zero
dontrike
Is there a chance he's playing Sub Zero Mythologies?
TinyKobold
Trip spam beats everyone
BulkSausage
No one
Whitefox789
Very nice
FuckNailaAunty
Don't be fooled, Hal was Heisenberg at this time too
LordKingSalmon
There was a big piece about how Malcom grew up to be Heisenberg, but I don't recall it.
stormtrooper412
the original MK was piss easy compared to MK2 where just getting to Kintaro was a nightmare
cobragrunt
But... Goro/Shang Tung was the final boss.
qtRaven
I could never win at Mortal Kombat. But I'll fight anyone in Street Fighter.
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losboccacc
the day you lost your last mom quarter in SF was the most important day in your life, but to Bison, it was Wednesday
Poopoopeepeevagina
But sub zero isn’t the final boss.
SubZeroBiHan
He's a cold-blooded killer
BigAZNMan
Which one though? Bi-Han definitely got beat.
ThePastmaster
... Isn't Sub-Zero the first guy in the game? (Never played it.)
fakename123456789
The fight order is random, unless you’re playing as Sub Zero, then he’d be third to last in the Mirror match before Goro and Shang Tsung.
Axianamos
I got passed sun zero once. Only once. I died in seconds to what awaited me.
Mershkaderk
Past. Yeesh.
Nerubin
https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Praise-the-Sun-300x300.jpg
snakeksssksss
What awaited you?
thegarlicawakens
Sun Zero sounds like a secret character.
stew9703
i think a dude with four arms?
Gameofthongs
Goro. After that was Shang Tsung, who could turn into any of the other characters.
MerchantOfMenaceAZ
Scorpion and Raiden do.
scottpilgrimmemesandmore
That's two people, I said no ONE. :P
MerchantOfMenaceAZ
I meant either one. You semantic bastard. Ryu would take any of them on cheap shit alone.
timetomakethedonuts
I wanted to upvote this, but no way Ryu beats Sub-Zero, Scorpion or Raiden. Teleportation and stun moves > Hadoken.
CWStJdeNobbs
How embarrassed would they be when Talim kicks their butts?
timetomakethedonuts
That chick uses knives... One good shot is all she needs.
tred1975
Who was in end enemy in mK?
Rip42
Shang Tsung in the first one at least. I kinda stopped playing them after tekken came out.
bobon123
MK1 was Shang Tsung, then Shao Kahn in MK2, then I do not know :)
ItGotWorse
MK3 has Kahn again, MK4 Shinnok, then I don't know until MK9's Shao Kahn again.
tred1975
So then he was wrong with sub zero
EmporerDragon
Deadly Alliance was Shang Tsung & Quan Chi, Deception was Onaga, and Armageddon was Blaze.
stinkingyeti
I thought it was Goro, the four armed dude.
SithRuleOfTwo
Goro was sub boss
Rip42
He was the penultimate boss. Shang Tsung was after him.
numbonvalium
penultimate boss is a fancy way of describing a sub-boss.
kohrah
A middle manager.
gotwokenupbyneighboursat6AM
Goro was harder to defeat than shan tsung that was just cloning other fighters though
CryingDuringFinals
Yeah but Shang Tsung could become Sub Zero so you know, hard.