No SQL

Dec 9, 2023 2:07 PM

tenlegdragon

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When you're dyslexic and can't take notes correctly to save your life.

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As I understand it, Santa uses several interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional. Be like Santa.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fortunately, there are other people in the class, too, and you can ask them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Select * from tblExamQuestions where subject = 'SQL'

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You should structure a query to your instructor.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

😂 Nice

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There will be SQL on the exam. Thankfully it's easy as fuck to get the basics.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

we already had a practical SQL lab exam, so it's possible this exam is just theory on normalization, transactions, indexing, etc. But some past finals exams have SQL questions so 😅

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you query the lecturer for more information?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're on strike so feedback takes extra long. NOSQL was the last topic we did, so I'm going to assume this was the context, like "learn that last one for sure."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question one: How do you pronounce SQL?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ess-kwell... si!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sequel.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

"Sea Quill"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SQL

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just say the letters.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sequel

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

like squirrel without the R's. I guess if I had to type it phonetically it would look something like "skwill". I do it just to bother the oracle developers on my team.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skewel of course

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm an "ess q ell" guy. The shame of the office.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same here

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shaaammmmeeeee

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How else would you pronounce it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Squeal

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So THAT'S what the rubber duck is for!

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