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This guy is a criminal. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/02/18/musk-influence-trump-government-constitution/78790959007/
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This guy is a criminal. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/02/18/musk-influence-trump-government-constitution/78790959007/
neptix
Well, I guesss they can't approve it now. *sobs* If only that's how it worked
geoffreyfourmyle
ShinksAvoHazaar
On a side note. Anybody that puts that failed cyberpunk shit in their head willingly deserves what happens to them.
iananimated
DOGE is DODGY.
FlintNorth44
TanithRosenbaum
hellospacemonkey
Same with FAA, DOE, USAID, etc. Musk made a deal with Trump to hack the election in exchange for all federal investigations to be ended for his companies. Fuck Musk and Trump.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
Man, if Mangione is as famous and beloved as he is now for allegedly denying life to a CEO whose name nobody knew a few months ago, imagine the holidays we'd name after anyone willing to delete Musk's head.
Hexidimentional
Only the dudes investigating him? Geez he's not even being sly about it anymore
trippingthelightfantastic
juxtjCandyBaroness
Thank you for posting this I had been looking for it this morningu
MagnumRadhard
I'm blown away how the conspiracy party has no conspiracy about a nazi billionaire that wants to chip you like an adopted pitbull. I guess I'll cook one up.
supervillin
Vaccines? They're totally installing mind control chips, can't do that! But a company that literally puts chips directly into brain? C'mon man he's a genius it's the future or something
MagnumRadhard
There'll be plenty more black sites around the country. Forced human trials...? Ugh! I literally shuttered.
aplrst
Why don’t the employees just not recognize that they have no legal authority to fire them? If they are acting extralegal then no need to listen to them.
smegheadenergy
If anyone is this much of a dumbass to get his a nazi’s tech implanted into their brain they deserve the adverse outcome.
supervillin
Yeah but *we* don't deserve the outcome so I'd still like to avoid them getting it done to themselves.
madvin
Impossible to happen in any democracy and state of law.
StellaMatutina
"determine his own conflicts of interest"
doonerpjenkins
*Another* blatant conflict of interest
theStark1
Seems Suss.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Ah but don’t worry, Elon is in charge of determining his own conflicts of interest (which is a conflict of interest)
Asadsadsadclown
By the time they nail him down for a confirmation for a position that actually exists he would have eliminated all conflicts by firing everyone associated with every investigation into him.
jtxyz
No it isn't. He said it's not.
KarenFromTheHOA
This guy gets it
fformulaa
Just saw that episode of John Oliver!
PosthumousExile
The white house released a statement that he can't do anything he's still doing regardless so ya know
Sounds like gearing him up to be a scapegoat tbh
lemonofdoom2
Nah, let him cook. The people who are going to get the implant will be conservatives and if it fails we lose nothing of real value
BuckinCrazy
Bullshit artists
brrrackobama
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
RenaissanceFaireMan
IDK who would want to put a Musk chip in their head at this point.
veronicablood
kurvarVillain
glovelyday
Anyone who would allow that South African fucktard to put a chip in their head deserves what they get. Go to Mars? You want that Fascist to have complete control over your oxygen supply?
KILLINGyuSOFTLY
What if it becomes mandatory to have access to money....you know...like the Bible. I'm not a religious person but it seems like maybe that part might come true....
afambelafonte
Anyone dumb enough to get a brain implant from this jackass deserves to have one.
SilverHornet
Well, they've already got a chip on their shoulder, might as well get one in the head too.
Frothington
They'll probably make it mandatory eventually. :P
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Those poor monkies.
amoeba15
There’s human subjects now
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Gross. Glad I missed that gem for awhile
cadesama
Gonna be a government contract to install them on convicts and or troops. Just wait.
BiggRanger
Divest. I went through my 401K fund (Yahoo finance is a good start, the fund prospective is the best source of info) and found that it is holding 5.5% of its value in Tesla, I switched to a fund that does not have Tesla, and the smallest amount of Meta and Amazon there is.
The public needs to see how they are inadvertently investing in these parasites and divest.
supervillin
Just those three companies are 10% of the S&P 500, it's nuts. No way to even know how many trillions in folks' retirement is sitting in an S&P tracking fund stacking bricks for these pyramids.
Subtilico
A Dutch pension fund recently sold all their tesla shares, over the 56G bonus skun claimed.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SilverHornet