mudhoney
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Now I can show off my subnetting skills.
Mar 18, 2015 3:51 AM
mudhoney
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TruFox
You know you're a loser when you think getting a girl as a lab partner is a major "success"
HellomynameisSatan
Best thing you could do is just treat her like a human. Make her do work etc... Getting all fucky eyed makes you a creep-ereep.
mudhoney
considering she knows more about it than i do she will probably be helping me lol.
HellomynameisSatan
Cool! Then you better work harder lol
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
Subnetting? Is that a new kind of bondage?
bippityboppitybuttsex
It is... instead of BDSM, we do VLSM....
handjerb
wear a mask to next class.
mudhoney
a... subnet mask?
handjerb
That is what i was getting at, yeah.
isshunsengeki
I dunno man, id consider using success kid if she agreed to your offer...
mudhoney
lol she did offer. i guess i did kind of word it oddly.
HappyPotato
Ok so I did this in Orgo, but she's so difficult to work with, has no idea what is going on all the time.
bippityboppitybuttsex
CIDR and VLSM the crap out of her...
LightStriker
"partner" as in "you will do all the job alone while I sit there being pretty".
mudhoney
shes actually pretty good at it. shes a TA for the other classes.
downrightmike
trunk her ports
ckviper
Bitches LOVE people that can subnet. Make sure you actually know how to subnet, though... Impress her with your knowledge of binary first.
bippityboppitybuttsex
subnetting is easy... just make sure you do it all in binary, it makes perfect sense... in decimal it is pure madness.
mudhoney
agreed.
bippityboppitybuttsex
And the magic number is 256... subtract your mask from it... and you get your networks/hosts
mudhoney
ill just be like "girl ima take you 127.0.0.1 with me tonight.."
ckviper
That might be a little bit over her head....
bippityboppitybuttsex
The advantage of jokes about UDP is no one cares if you get them...
mudhoney
oh shit lol that was amazing
bippityboppitybuttsex
They don't just hand out CCIEs to anyone... you have to actually have to fly across the country and take a test.