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Dec 20, 2024 12:46 AM

Fulustreka

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what_could_go_wrong

road

construction

engineering

manhole

My brother when its a screw top bottle

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, shit.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A partial success

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That didn't look consensual

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you cut WD40 out of the highway repair budget.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why not cut the tarmac around it?

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because. The tools we use to remove asphalt don't work well with steel and are expensive AF. Tungsten carbide bits. Better to pull and then mill out the asphalt.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THe C.H.U.D.s In the sewer

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Rollcall for the Kids from the 80's watching unsupervised horror movies... Here.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to be fair, once they went vegan, the VHUDs have been much much more cranky.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you're taking apart a laptop and you find there was just *one* more plastic tab you were supposed to release before trying.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This kills the road.

8 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Prep is important

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're is a certain joy that comes with victory over stubborn inanimate objects

8 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Ah, so you’re a high school teacher?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you're a stubborn inanimate object!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/7o9H-KzY-rsAAAAd/in-bruges-inanimate-object.gif

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@theAught no, sorry, that was uncalled for
https://imgur.com/14sAsYe

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

intruder alert

8 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

That thing was a gonner anyway. They knew what they were doing

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

we put that snail in there FOR A REASON!!

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some forgot their key.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chain under tension? Let me stand right up next to it.

8 months ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 2

Not as bad as braided wire rope but yeah.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we talk a sec about how strong that chain is tho? I thought it was damn impressive!

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Its ok. He got his safety boots on.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

While the roadway was literally crumbling around his feet, no less.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My first thought holy shit, have these people not seen videos on LiveLeak?

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

Did they try tapping it with a spatula first?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let’s hear it for that chain!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is why you de-crust these manholes before using moar force till something breaks.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how'd they get the chain around it?

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Someone went down another one and walked back up to this one to get the chain on it.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Possible to fish it through, too. Curved, stiff 3-4mm wire with the end bent sort of hook-shaped, you push it through and finagle till you've caught the chain, then pull it back up.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can also do that with a line of string or rope, feed that in and fish it out since its easier to hook and manipulate than chain, then tie the other end off to the chain and pull through,

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Handed it to the sewer-dwelling mutant through one hole, then the sewer-dwelling mutant passed it back up through the other hole.

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

CHUDs

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always bothered me how easy people throw those things off to escape out of a sewer, those mf’ers are heavy

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In a movie *

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, wait till these guys discover that jackhammers exist to cut through asphalt without wrecking half the street

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you ever heard of WD-40?

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's meant to displace water, not wrought iron.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WD-40 is lame. Try Ballistol!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they tried turning it before lifting? Might be just working against a large, short coarse threading. Maybe its being replaced anyway.

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

imo the prior cracks on the road imply the manhole was sunken and basically load-bearing, which may have sealed it shut?

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This kills the road.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s a twist off mate!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

That’s how it’s done

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It probably is when you're replacing the whole goddamn thing :P

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FINALLY, AFTER 10,000 YEARS I’M FREE!

8 months ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 3

"Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!"

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ivan is that you?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Written words you can hear.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Says the snail

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to conquer the world with my cutting edge stone age technology and tactics! muwhahahahaha! fear the might of the wandering hunter gatherer tribes!

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Kimberly screaming “The best is yet to come!”

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/jSEIHo3

8 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

"Ah, it's the brightest day the moon has ever seen!"

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean if it really needs to be opened, or re-opened there's not much else you can do here. Even if you cut the top off with a torch it's not like it's repairable at that point

8 months ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 2

But why is it even there if it’s not designed to be opened that badly?!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Torch cutting that baby would be such a loss imo(it's possibly cast iron so torch cutting is gonna be a shit show anyhow.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. You're supposed to de-crust these manholes before using moar force till something breaks.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they might have welded it shut to reinforce it. at some point if it is fucked, night as well make removing it safer

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's a good point. New vault gonna be needed either way

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cut it at an angle so it cant slip inside the sleeve

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I'd certainly not cut in there if it's a sewer. There can be hydrogen sulfide or methane in there. It could go boom, and there's no easy way to check if there's a build up in there.

8 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

They'd be cutting into the asphalt, that's around the sewer line, not in it. And there's holes in the lid.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hydrogen sulfide is heavier than air. But yes, they could have cut into the asphalt first. However, they probably didn't expect it to be THAT stuck, and by the time they did, they already damaged the road and said fuck it

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There’s an easy way, but it’s not safe.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just set it on fire. If it doesn’t blow up then there’s no gas. Easy peasy

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like you'd do less damage to the rest of the road by cutting the asphalt first.

8 months ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

That is how they do it here

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you, an ashaltologist?

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I read this as asshatologist

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah maybe, the asphalt was already cracked up pretty bad and that keyhole shape piece came out, and they'll just reload and seal that with a new manhole lid. Asphalt is pretty low tech to repair

8 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Most likely they are releasing the road and intentionally locked the lid so they could easily rip it out. You can scrape/grind down the top layer easier with the manholes removed.

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I bet half a can of PB blast would have worked.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The ol panther piss never fails!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. Now the road is ruined. All that cracked tarmac? Needs to be replaced. Should have sawed up a square around the lid first, then pulled it. Would have been a lot smoother and less expensive.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It was probably being pulled in preparation for the whole road being replaced. You have to take out the manholes before you mill the asphalt.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone upthread pointed out that if it's a sewer drain there's a chance that methane or other flammable gasses could have build up under there and there's no real way to check without blowing shit up. no way to saw into it without the possibility of sparks.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A repair is a repair, whether a smooth cut square or marginally more rough it isn't going to cost any different. The down time, man power, getting the saw, etc, would waste more time and money. They were going to have to repair the road anyway, it being square would change nothing.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1