MekktheMightyMage
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May 26, 2021 11:52 PM
MekktheMightyMage
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kutkospare42
If I recall fucking was invented in Scotland when two fish figured out how to get nasty
Heisanevilgenius
Today I learned shit is older than balls
MuffinProof
Ondradactyl
How bout old as a motherfucker?
MrKnowItAll1903
The play Oedipus Rex by Sophocles was first performed around 429 BC.
mjjt
This sort of essential knowledge is what I come to Imgur for
hijindc
What's mya?
MekktheMightyMage
Million Years Ago
vindik8or
Million Years Ago
jansenart
@OP This is awesome. Fuck > Shit > Balls. TIL.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Where's the 'older than bones' post? I like the older than bones post..
lilybird
The one about the Appalachian Mountains? I like that one too.
MadCat221
"You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home..."
jansenart
MrSaturday
That's the good shit.
transirebenefaciendo
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659992812
Isn't that what it says?
VariousEdibleFoodstuffs
I want to see improper testicles
zFUBARz
*sigh* *Unzips*
Markamanic
DM me
mikeatike
Im sure you can see that on the internet.
ctrlshiftkill009
just imagine some that haven't showered in days. maybe needs a trim. also curses regularly
Botticelliii
Check out my OF. lol
Someshithead241
Look down.
4noku
Perhaps I can help. One's silicone, the other is a pump.
Lurch1911
It’s like a normal set of testicles but without a bow tie
MrSaturday
Wait, we're supposed to have a bow tie?
Foolyz
sanaujiram
Myself and 15% of adult males have varicocele. An atrophied left ball and a “bundle of worms” third lump on the upper left side
Cuckoldcameraman
eratosthenesearth
Lovely fact to know. But there's one burning question: Why the left one?
eratosthenesearth
Damn, you got me going on this. True story. A friend named her daughter Orchid not knowing it means this in Greek. I'll never tell her.
eratosthenesearth
Joke: A guy with 3 balls finally goes to the dr about it. He says it's nothing to worry about. Going home on the bus, he tells the guy next>
eratosthenesearth
to him, "Between us we have 5 huevos." The other guy then asks, "What, you have only one?"
sanaujiram
It’s because of poor design of veins. The right testicular vein drains into the vena cava (huge vein), left drains into the left renal vein
sanaujiram
Which then goes into the vena cava. It gets backed up and then your testicular vein blows up like balloons - literally giant varicose veins.
sanaujiram
It’s mostly benign until you wanna have kids. Simple procedure to cut out all the blown up wormy veins. Until then it’s mild discomfort
justarocknroller
Not on the first date, darling
babycoolredhead
How about before the first date?
justarocknroller
Only if you ask very nicely
babycoolredhead
justarocknroller
tomacita
Same...
vindik8or
So fucking is more than twice as old as shitting?
2uzsxqr4mz42
Makes you think, eh.
2uzsxqr4mz42
So anal fucking is relatively new thing?
transirebenefaciendo
So does the "tale as old as time," Beauty and the Beast, date to the Big Bang? Or just to early humans inventing time as a concept?
MekktheMightyMage
Time was invented by the first creature to have memory, beauty dates to the first the first creature with an optic nerve, the first beast1/2
Megamastermetamememaker
Time is not related to living beings. Otherwise the universe would not have evolved. Evolution (and entropy) needs a direction in time.
ca18volvo11
Yeah, just because a living creature becomes aware of time, doesn't mean that's when it started. However did time exist before the BB?
Megamastermetamememaker
No. Or yes. But the question is senseless... Probably no, though. Time is an entropic effect and needs differentiable states to exist.
MekktheMightyMage
Would be the first animal to walk on dry land i think
transirebenefaciendo
Update: Just looked it up, and a "song as old as rhyme" would only be about 3000 years old. Mrs Potts had better get her story straight
idiotcube
Give her a break, her brain cavity is an empty space used for storing hot liquids.
transirebenefaciendo
Relatable