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Just out here getting a mild sunburn waiting to witness the eclipse.

Taxi Bear tax. Titled: "But, MOM."
TheHolyFatman
Sleeping void girl as thanks for a fine dumperino
yrypics
#34 love this. I'm pretty sure it was an A Softer World joke first, but sometimes people independently come up with the same jokes.
KirbyUOR
#8
malbec
Fücking love @BottomShelfVodka memes
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malbec
BobDaBilda
#32 This is actually really good.
epicurusaquinas
#16 This makes fun of people who can't swim. I'm offended.
txronin55
#39 I'm the Wiz, and nobody beats me!
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
What a marvellous dump @op
totallyyourdudebro
#4 smash
BottomShelfVodka
;)
trigonman3
#1
kaltralliart
#15
DidgeryDrew
E I E I O.... how have I not noticed this before???
malbec
Ikr? With the many hours we spend staring at her name in print why didn’t it pop out sooner
bhinkle5308
#47 That looks like a galvanized tub you are burning in. Burning/heat plus galvanized metal is a good way to experience metal fume fever, aka zinc oxide poisoning. While not as poisonous as some other metals and doesn't accumulate like lead or mercury, it's nevertheless not a fun time, believe me.
mulefa
Can someone explain #32?
justaguyinthebackrow
#13
DJThuglifeSupreme
Might be dog
spict
What's this?
justaguyinthebackrow
Morla the Ancient One - The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Waxworks
I immediately thought this, including the quote. Ten points for Gryffindor.
thekeyofe
The bicycle is allergic to children.
TomBrokaw
#47 I like how the grass line appears to be continued by the tent's color panels, so it kind of looks like the tent is transparent. Also, what kind of meat is that color red?
BottomShelfVodka
It's a hot link. "Aggressively red"
HileyNoteson
#27 yooooooooo
BottomShelfVodka
Yoooooooooooooooooooooo
HandsomePenguin
ooooooooooooooooooooooy
therefreezingupinbuffalostuckintheircars
That was fast:)
rdement
My friend doesn't understand the justin timberlake meme.
kattybaby
#32
"Roses are red, April is grey, but in a few weeks...Justin Timberlake?"
FML...
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
In a few weeks, it's Mother's Day.
https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?si=NXBLbxmvE9adnVy7
Sequel to SNL - Dick in a Box
MakeItSoNmbr1
It's gonna be m(ay)e!
spiceass9000
We can fuck each others mothers! Fuck each others moms!
malbec
Back streets back OK!!!!
nichoDriver
#32 Thank you for keeping this alive... It makes me so happy!
JustJimWillDo
#13 Righteous, dude.
Fellkartoffel
#16 Sterb? Should be "Stirb!". Or at least "Sterbi!". Germans might unterstand.
cbjfan
If it was indeed a package from Germany it was probably a good idea to get rid of it
TanithRosenbaum
Depends. If it was from Bavaria or Austria, "Sterb" would be correct in the local Austro-bavarian dialect.
SchlechterName
Well but we were talking about german, not whatever you are speaking down there.
Fellkartoffel
To make it even worse, go to Switzerland ;) I don't understand a word, and even their spelling gets really creative.
TinyOctopus
BottomShelfVodka
Great photo!
Molotovbliss
TanithRosenbaum
Ohhh hello TinyOctopus! Nice Eclipse you got there! :)
Niccolo101
#4 may the Lord have mercy on your soul for this abomination, for no mortal will.
FuzzyMedic
#13 "No hurlin' on the bike, dude; just waxed it."
trigonman3
If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#15 Old Celine McDion had a stage…
TI99Kitty
"Old MacDonald had a dawg--"
(thick Sylvester Stallone/New York accent) "Dog?"
"Dawg."
"Oh, da-hawg."
constantlycravingpuppykisses
A friend is asking for what it means/says
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
If you say just the vowels in her name, it comes out “eieio,” which is part of a children’s song that teaches animal sounds.
KLUSTENATOR
Oh that makes more sense. I thought it meant sing the letters "AEIOU" to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On"
trigonman3
Caleni Doun
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Old MacDonald had a farm, eieio. And on that farm he had a cow. Eieio. With a moo moo here and a moo moo there,here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo, old MacDonald had a farm, eieio.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Then just replace cow with any random animal and do the same thing but with their sounds. Pig, oink oink; dog, bark bark etc
thecollective01
Fox?
SacrificialClam
What is it called if you were on the moon watching the earth move in front of the son?
BottomShelfVodka
I Googled this exact question and I got nothing...but I like the way your brain works.
maxthyme
It would definitely still be a solar eclipse.
BottomShelfVodka
Oh...well. maybe I'm just an idiot.
theshinobi23
Depending on whose son, that may be a total eclipse of the heart.
TomBrokaw
I think that would still be a solar eclipse, because the sun is the thing being eclipsed
FuzzyMedic
#32 Nick E. Tarabay?
hightechpirate
It's gonna be May
rbudrick
Can someone personsplain me?
ByGonzah
It's Mother's Day.
ByGonzah
https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?si=UuHVJOys-3hUC8_d
Kaoss01
I googled it.. "it's gunna be may" is the last line. It's a piss take of a justin timberlake song (I think)
paeches
makes sense. easier if they used a cap from the music video
rivershoulder
You’re right
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Hey I told that easy mode dude to fuck off last dump! Good times, good times.
BottomShelfVodka
After he shat all over what I did for a hobby, he offered to help me with my OBS settings lmao
feryooday
Classy
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Oh wow, that's quite the turn around.
BottomShelfVodka
Very kind offer
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
"You fucking suck, you have easy mode on twitch, you're never gonna make it" - "so can I help you with your settings?". Jesus Christ.
BottomShelfVodka
Lol I think I should hire him.