Nov 22, 2022 4:40 AM
Devi8tor
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oops
embarassing
funny
caught_on_camera
PremiumCola
Awh sad
CiaranMcHale
Clearly the guy who saved her is not her step brother.
lxix
Is that Kevin O'Leary's wife Linda before she drove her boat and killed 2 people and injured 3 on Lake Joseph in 2019? It just might be.
lazysombrero
Dat swift lift by the booty!
Ximinipot
Tramp stamp explains it all.
caffeinatedSkier
Haha! Ouch!
mediumnonstickskillet
My friends and I have a new code phrase, "You gotta get her mike, she gowna drown". It will be useful for all kinds of situations. LOL
thevictoriandoc
That's either Michigan or Alabama.
Wumbo88
"YOU COULDNT HIT WATER IF YOU FELL OUT OF A BOAT!!"-Patches O'Houlihan
sosume
Thank the various Gods for the Beerguard.
GuitarBobMonterey
Warning printed on the can: During dismount, don't slide over the boat cleats.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Her perception is below 0
sadurdaynight
1 guy runs over to help. 2 guys run over to hold his beer.
BlackCatSerenade99900
Aww honey!
EternalStudent07
When you let gravity have too much effect on you. I'm thinking that was a 20% BAC. Yep, the can in the water.
seakoos
South Carolina at its best
cansolo
Pretty scary actually
NastyOleBuzzard
Too stupid. Too funny.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
“You mean I gotta help her AND put my beer down?”
Lastchariot
That cracked me up too
finstad4
Complinitor
Hung by the tongue. Ouch
mpjjt999
the least funny, the lack of reaction and/or empathy from the guys -full of beer?- behind..
matbella
I mean it is probably just a case of "wait.. Uhh.. Is.. Is she okay? Should... Should we help? Does she need oh yeah we probably should!"
More so than any malice. People have a tendency of freezing up in weird situations espeically when they dont know what they should do.
HeavyBaryon
Better run and save that beer
BunRabbit
Did she fall out of a tree on the weekend?
BadMako
no no no.. you let her hang there and give her time to think about her life decisions
Oogibah
A person could absolutely down this way
Good thing I wasn't being literal
TurboMax5000
Pure Michigan
WaterWarsWarning
This person will not fare well once the water wars arrive.
bladderinfection
She tried falling off a boat and missed the water. Gotta give her a +1
clamdriver
Hope she didn't injure her cleat.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
If she can replicate that on land I’m pretty sure that’s how you fly (Douglas Adams)
Drix1942
Fun fact: Scuba divers roll backwards off boats because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat.
iamerror101
"She's gonna drown" imagine dying like this
sightlab
I don’t have to [wet ghost noises intensify]
Sea ghost coast to coast
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Or diving like this
eastend666
Yes, in two feet of water.
doesntmatter
*Barbarossa intensifies*
Cosmicbacklash
I once took care of a toddler that drowned in a bucket (brain dead). Fun times.
NickRivieraMD
it's the kid the warnings on the bucket are about! Seriously tho that's horrible and tragic.
BklynPunisher
There are worse ways to die:
Bigblackdick69
Oh nuts
ActionJohnnie
Guy died at a boat launch standing on the ramp next to his boat and slipped. Hit his head, went under and drowned. Life can be very fragile
She might have been a Darwin Award candidate if she had drowned.
TheSpleen
Did he end up with two beers?
TCGView
He's good at looking out so I would say he deserves it.
ShutUpMeh
Knight in shining armor fee
StillNotYouTube
I think two beers fell out of his pocket or he was carrying them in his arm.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Did he not deserve two beers
Litcube
That's the only reason I would have helped.
AManWoman
Random beer just floats in from the left! I thought maybe she dropped it but it was already in the water
PremiumCola
Awh sad
CiaranMcHale
Clearly the guy who saved her is not her step brother.
lxix
Is that Kevin O'Leary's wife Linda before she drove her boat and killed 2 people and injured 3 on Lake Joseph in 2019? It just might be.
lazysombrero
Dat swift lift by the booty!
Ximinipot
Tramp stamp explains it all.
caffeinatedSkier
Haha! Ouch!
mediumnonstickskillet
My friends and I have a new code phrase, "You gotta get her mike, she gowna drown". It will be useful for all kinds of situations. LOL
thevictoriandoc
That's either Michigan or Alabama.
Wumbo88
"YOU COULDNT HIT WATER IF YOU FELL OUT OF A BOAT!!"-Patches O'Houlihan
sosume
Thank the various Gods for the Beerguard.
GuitarBobMonterey
Warning printed on the can: During dismount, don't slide over the boat cleats.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Her perception is below 0
sadurdaynight
1 guy runs over to help. 2 guys run over to hold his beer.
BlackCatSerenade99900
Aww honey!
EternalStudent07
When you let gravity have too much effect on you. I'm thinking that was a 20% BAC. Yep, the can in the water.
seakoos
South Carolina at its best
cansolo
Pretty scary actually
NastyOleBuzzard
Too stupid. Too funny.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
“You mean I gotta help her AND put my beer down?”
Lastchariot
That cracked me up too
finstad4
Complinitor
Hung by the tongue. Ouch
mpjjt999
the least funny, the lack of reaction and/or empathy from the guys -full of beer?- behind..
matbella
I mean it is probably just a case of "wait.. Uhh.. Is.. Is she okay? Should... Should we help? Does she need oh yeah we probably should!"
matbella
More so than any malice. People have a tendency of freezing up in weird situations espeically when they dont know what they should do.
HeavyBaryon
Better run and save that beer
BunRabbit
Did she fall out of a tree on the weekend?
BadMako
no no no.. you let her hang there and give her time to think about her life decisions
Oogibah
A person could absolutely down this way
BadMako
Good thing I wasn't being literal
TurboMax5000
Pure Michigan
WaterWarsWarning
This person will not fare well once the water wars arrive.
bladderinfection
She tried falling off a boat and missed the water. Gotta give her a +1
clamdriver
Hope she didn't injure her cleat.
Idesperatelywantadoggo
If she can replicate that on land I’m pretty sure that’s how you fly (Douglas Adams)
Drix1942
Fun fact: Scuba divers roll backwards off boats because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat.
iamerror101
"She's gonna drown" imagine dying like this
sightlab
I don’t have to [wet ghost noises intensify]
iamerror101
Sea ghost coast to coast
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Or diving like this
eastend666
Yes, in two feet of water.
doesntmatter
*Barbarossa intensifies*
Cosmicbacklash
I once took care of a toddler that drowned in a bucket (brain dead). Fun times.
NickRivieraMD
it's the kid the warnings on the bucket are about! Seriously tho that's horrible and tragic.
BklynPunisher
There are worse ways to die:
Bigblackdick69
Oh nuts
ActionJohnnie
Guy died at a boat launch standing on the ramp next to his boat and slipped. Hit his head, went under and drowned. Life can be very fragile
NastyOleBuzzard
She might have been a Darwin Award candidate if she had drowned.
TheSpleen
Did he end up with two beers?
TCGView
He's good at looking out so I would say he deserves it.
ShutUpMeh
Knight in shining armor fee
StillNotYouTube
I think two beers fell out of his pocket or he was carrying them in his arm.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Did he not deserve two beers
Litcube
That's the only reason I would have helped.
AManWoman
Random beer just floats in from the left! I thought maybe she dropped it but it was already in the water