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Besides, Rump is a direct pipeline to the Russians anyway.
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https://www.rawstory.com/zuckerberg-trump-2672554890/
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TheCunningLinguists
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Besides, Rump is a direct pipeline to the Russians anyway.
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https://www.rawstory.com/zuckerberg-trump-2672554890/
keyserv
Growing questions? Fucking seriously?
JeffreyLeebowski
Every person in that room had a phone. Every phone in that room is ALWAYS listening, and commented to Apple, or Google, or whatever. They already know, there no point in not inviting them....
FellaWithUmbrella
In F-47 you can ask Meta AI where’s the target.
ParryLost
Vibe warfare
n0n53n53
So the guy who stole boxes of classified document and stored them in his bathroom at home isn't the best at operational security
Grittlez
Don’t mind me, just collecting some data.
rumandbass
F-47? This fucking timeline. Is this even real?
ourari
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_F-47
rumandbass
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NG9sY3BtZjJoeTZ5aWQxZWZkbTFzN2R5ZW9ja2JvcDA2djF1MHEweSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mWMML2LQBsj8k/200w.webp
billymaditsdone
Fuck this guy. He got lucky with Facebook. Hes a trash human and is barely human.
Avlaen
Oh look its exactly what everyone thought would happen.
n3ckr0mantic
Could Luigi just wander in?
TerribleBot
taez555
As a mega platinum super patriot donor level member, I thought he bought, oops I meant got, full access?
taez555
Also, when did he start looking like a novelty toilet brush made of pubes wearing sunglasses?
Pyrocious
I dunno about the hair but I imagine the shades came after those trials of his where it became apparent how dead and vacant his eyes always look.
zekybomb
I get that reference!
xizar
I'm not sure I do... is there something I should Look Up?
zekybomb
What ever you do
Don't Look Up
Apothecarius
"this is the new sugar baby we're going to fuck over. show him out sekret planes"
CookieMonstersCrumbs
Fucking christ, lmfao.
cowgoesmoo1
Of course there's no security. Trump is in Russia's pocket and he'll do/allow whatever they want.
StellarJay77
The Trump administration's approach to the handling of classified information is the same as it has always been, as long as it is more secure than a bathroom at Mar-A-Lago it's all good.
DarthFutuza
Jeff Bezos wants his turn too. This is unfair giving some billionaires more access than others!
cowgoesmoo1
Hey, if Bezos wants to pay for access, his money is just as good as Zuckerberg's.
DarthFutuza
cadesama
"Growing questions"? The only question left is why anyone thought the guy who stashed classified documents in his bathroom would ever gaf.
dragonsdemesne
The weird part is that this shit still surprised them.
butcherfan0301
I guess ol' group chat Pete sent an accidental invite again
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
And when secrets get exposed they have a witch hunt to see what lower lever skunky they can pin it on.
cowgoesmoo1
Or else say "It was Biden's fault!"
CeoHuntingSeason
"Biden left that door unlocked when he left, it's all Bidens fault" and then he makes "Joe Sleepy No-lock Biden" trend on social media.
shareyourlight
Has anyone seen the movie Don't Look Up? Yeah.
ParryLost
This is hilarious, stupid, and was literally a scene in "Don't Look Up."
ZookyPooky
ThomasTheWankEnglne
the first billionaire didnt work out, lets try the other one
Eyeetsass
He wants to put them against each other. He’s blackmailing Elon to STFU by threatening his citizenship, and Zuck is a shot across the bow. Elon should grow some nuts while he has the opportunity. His window is closing, and his empire is very vulnerable.
Safflower777
Why does this surprise anyone??? He recently bought a mansion in DC!!!! Hello!!!!
RetrogradeLlama
Phones in top level meetings. No security in the White House. An unqualified drunk running the military.
And it’s only six months in…
ToasterDent
And at the same time they're angry someone leaked Iran attack damage assessments. Fix your own house first, fools.
RetrogradeLlama
Yep... they weren't concerned that their attack did little damage - they were outraged that someone leaked their own assessment that said that.
You can't make up lunacy this bad.
gobblinal
Y'all lasted longer that I thought you might.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
complete joke. theyre asking for trouble. they may actually want trouble.
echonite
They do. They want violence. Trumpntill declair martial law or some shit, then remain in power indefinatly.
BobAllen2004
They want a melt-down, so they can declare martial law, forever.
BrickSprickly
This is 100% it
Eyeetsass
This is it. They keep poking, and we aren’t giving them what they want. It will be MAGA that does it. All those poor ignorant armed chuds about to lose the social services they don’t understand. Those fucking psychos will bring the martial law.
johnvictor
That 2A they love so much will evaporate in an hour after the first round goes off.
Eyeetsass
Yes. They will ban firearms for sure. The thing is republicans fucked in their specific defense of 2A all these years. Behind the doors of American homes lies the greatest armory in the world, and we know very very little about specifically what is where. These gravy seal 2A boys could be a real problem if they ever learn to choose targets.
trippingthelightfantastic
CookieMonstersCrumbs
Such an underrated reference.
Beardedgeek72
American fascism didn't rise from Chaos. American fascism raised from Billionaires deliberately nursing it.
Nivvi
So there is no guard outside the door and any muppet can just walk in?
LitterBoxKing
I imagine that all the doors in the White House and Pentagon remain open 24/7 these days and propped open using whatever they have on hand, e.g. crumpled classified documents.
Ajierene
Depending on where it is, there isn't necessarily a guard right outside the door. I've been to classified mtgs where security is checked at the door but once the mtg starts that individual is inside the room. This is in an already secure bldg so you had to pass checkpoints just to get into the bldg. I imagine the WH is traditionally similar...pas chkpts, ppl know what mtgs they are allowed to attend but nothing is perfect...look at that Amn that leaked infi on Discord several yrs ago.
CatsDogsFoodandNature
You saying any Luigi could just walk in if they wanted?!
MadHatter69
Oh God please let this happen!!!!!
CeoHuntingSeason
More likely there was a guard but it recognized it was Zuckerberg so hey he is a friend of Trump so it's all good in the hood "
DemSumBigAssRidges
They recently gave four tech bros/CEOs/wtfever entrance into, and extremely high rankings in (without earning them at all), the US military specifically so Zucklefuck could do this sort of shit.
orp0piru
Sonicschilidogs
"Hey guys, is this the break room with the nice vending machines?"
MrNobodyWTB
The vending machines that sell ketamine?
pgdave
Generally guards aren't posted at the doors because people without clearance aren't just wandering around, and the norms of behavior are such that people don't barge into meetings.
clonedeeznuts
For what? To stop Pete from using Signal?
PimpinKen
Pity it wasn't an assassin
OnyxTurret
Not even locking a door, it sounds like.
LitterBoxKing
And/or badge protocols?
hotaru251
or ya know...a LOCKED door?
crazyspelling
They're not allowed to lock doors. The Fire Marshall said they couldn't. And it violates OSHA regulations.
... (/s)
lukebpc
I mean, the greatest enemies of the United States already have all the information they could possibly need, so why bother?
HashMaster9k
boognish115
Yes comrade
cepacolusmaximus
oh, Golden Eagle donors get full access.
BeKindToOthers
the guards are at the building's entrance, not every room. It'd be a pain if you have to scan your ID or go through a metal detector for every single room you enter
vegivamp
Yeah, someone hasn't ever been close to anything that resembles security, let alone state level classified documents.
I work for just a regular company, and I'm badging no less than four times before I'm in the server room.
freshthrowaway1138
Well sortof. Although no guards are in place for every room, most places have ID scan for high security rooms.
boognish115
Total waste of 30 seconds. Anyway here are the top secret plans…
cepacolusmaximus
yeah man, securing a top secret meeting room where the emperor and his top generals meet would be silly.
"At some point, safety is just waste," right?
HollerinAtTheVoid
The muppets are already inside
Gryphonosiris
I'd rather we have the Muppets over these cockwombles.
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Except these cockwombles are shitehawks
boxak
At least it would be funny. What they have now is funny but it’s not “ha-ha” funny.
MadHatter69
That is an insult to the Muppets, who I believe would, at this point, be far more competent in performing duties of most people in the White House
HollerinAtTheVoid
To be honest, I had the same thought while writing it, but thought “what the hell, this is where we are now anyways”
admiralawesome4213
Muppets whole thing is that they are wildly unqualified for whatever thing they're doing, do said thing in the most zany and wrong way possible that from an outside and qualified view would result in absolute failure; but instead and often through sheer dumb luck, manage to succeed in what they're doing and at the same time also catch a qualified bad guy who was trying to stop them. So absolutely the opposite of this administration.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Even defense secretary Gonzo wouldn't have allowed this many leaks and fuck ups.
BenHobson
Vote for Kermit, Hell....vote for Animal at this point.
MadHatter69
I'd vote for Animal a thousand times before even considering Trump
EgregiousMisnomer
I just had this handy is all:
MadHatter69
Kinky!
tachyx
People still haven't figured out that democracy is dead and Trump is now de facto dictator. There are no laws, just whims. You will die for a whim.
boognish115
Better just give up and stop paying attention then right? Make the transition complete?
Iaimtomisbehave
Lol, someone will.
bertchstudio
Nah meta is involved with military intel that's why he feels like he can just be there, he's also using Facebook to groom various groups for financial, social, or military exploitation
To him Facebook users are no different than what lithium is to Elon
All these traumatized dipshits need to go home and hope we don't fucking hunt them down
Like yesterday
Beardedgeek72
Which is why so many white liberals keep yelling at protestors, because as long as Trump doesn't have to officially declare martial law only queer people and non-white people suffer. "I am not a racist, I just hate having to suffer like brown people so please be civil and smile and nod".
GatorConspiracy
Aptly put
killergrooves85
I would like to think that declaring martial law would finally trigger action beyond protests, but I’m not sure. But I think the threat of martial law is being used to keep the Establishment Left in check. So I say, call his bluff and force him to declare martial law or be a TACO again. He didn’t do it in Los Angeles and I was a little surprised.
bertchstudio
They can't
He can declare martial law all they want
We will only accept leadership from Black and Indigenous women, they will scurry away soon enough, they're not scared enough yet
VeryStableGenius
You first, I'm not going out with out a fight.
Eyeetsass
He’s already shortened your life with bad policy bro. Shots fired.
Frankasti
Well, fight for others before there ain't nobody left to fight for you. I'm pretty sure some people are already dying because of Trump's whims on his "deportation" program. Families are torn apart and businesses are destroyed.
VeryStableGenius
I have been for decades, and continue to do so.
Frankasti
I'm sorry. The way you said "you first" made me think you'd only fight when your turn would come.
VeryStableGenius
No worries. Text-based conversations can be like that. There is so much gloom and doom going around, and I believe much of it is driven by propagandists intent on generating outrage and wasting people's time.