Nov 5, 2015 3:00 PM
AdrianRevitz
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roddit_pls
Sheepyhead
Just be sure it doesn't clock out
Aliencow
I studied 1080p technology at MIT, can confirm.
hambreypabre
I've got my alarm clock overclocked but I'm still no more productive
MoistPete
Holy shit, didn't think I'd see myself on the front page!
beardboy
Changing the system 32 file to 33 increases your speed as well
Freudberg
Ken M?
tehassassino
This is a small post its being held up by the comment section
SmertNSpecial
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
HailSatinGodOfFabric
be sure to add a heat sink by cranking up your hot water heater and turning the faucet on full blast hot
Smashysmash
Ha! Heat sink! I get it!
bgsteiner
Remember when you could hack games by changing the system clock
DetroMental1
TBH this was posted on an ask Reddit where the objective was to post shit anybody will believe..
jonbristow
here's where OP stole it https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3rli7o/what_is_a_completely_ridiculous_fact_that_any/
chrispretorius
Infallible logic programmatically speaking.
GodEmperorOfImgur
To be fair, this was to a question "What is a completely ridiculous "fact" that any stupid person would undoubtably buy?" :P
killerdude8
This post is so small, the picture is being permanently covered by the return to post arrow.
ThatDirtyOldMan
What?
jongough2
My clock on my phone keeps changing itself to Fiji time inside my pocket. I'm always late. Think these problems r related sorta
Hydro604
Wait - that's how it works, right?
hugglesthemerciless
On Windows 8 if you overclocked it changed how fast your clock goes. They patched it though
Ovinus
Pro-tip: Overclock your work computer so you can leave earlier and have increased speeds at the same time!
lurkmoarjono
Welcome to the woooooooooorllllld of tomorrrrrroooooooow!
SpockTheRabbit
thanks! now i can finally get a promotion! - some Sim probably
robbiexor
2 gigs in points for that, nice.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
i'm a computerologist and i'm 100% sure this is how it works.
scooterwillie
Also, underclocking allows users to travel back in time
shyriath
88 MHz per hour.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
A hert is by nature per second, adjust thy math
(Shhhhh)
snowdemon
No just slow time
Rhalar
Exactly Underclocking just gives you more time to complete that paper
MidnightCereal
You know your Reddit comment has made it when it's being posted to Imgur.
THAT IS CURRENTLY MY THOUGHT PROCESS YES
Robobr0
Anyone else thinking of Jeremy tricking the boiler on Peep Show?
PiGiSpi
ironically something similar happened on an old desktop. for some reason the clock changed to like the year 3583 and the computer ran super
slow until I fixed it
InternalServerError
Fun fact: this actually, really, seriously, truly does make minecraft run super fast for a few minutes.
queenelizabeth
And if we learned anything from Bender, soon thereafter we become God
DarkSock
"What is this, text for ants?" - mobile users
MariamK
Mobile users, let's make this one the top comment to show how mad we are. My eyes hurt.
WarFunding
Tap on it to open it up, then turn your phone to the side. Simple.
TacoThrash3r
Shhhhh
gingermoll
It's too small for me to tap on
5il3ntN1ght
Mobile users mobilize and up vote this comment!
dpidcoe
AgentDucky42
TheLimpinBiscuit
I would've laughed harder, but my SO is sleeping.
Villainouscollarbone
With me now, push it to the top!
GunnerGitYa
Mobile users. Screen rotation.
walterpeck
Can confirm, first computer had a turbo button. Pressed it and ended up here.
WhiteGlas
Rymdblomma
I'm guessing imgur works great with that 486 since it keeps pace nicely with the imgur servers
yoshi
you hacked your way into the future! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEkrWRHCDQU
lordfluffycus
Curious did the same thing and now im here
PolarHailStorm
I get that reference. (Time goes by fast on Imgur)
jrau18
How's the future compared to the past?
Radical.
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Enixiz
Turbo button basically doubled bus speed, think hyperthreading before CPUs even worked at multiples of a base bus speed.
dauntlessds
Could have at least started with, "LOL! ... but actually,..." Just straight up party pooper.
ChlorideCull
Well, it did on one of my previous laptops, it shipped with Vista and you could keep it running for 10 minutes with turbo on before it died.
Numus
It made the numbers on the front of my computer go from 33 to 66!!!!
NightRush
My Pentium had a turbo button. I later found out the only thing it was connected to, was the green LED.
IAmTheBadW01f
Now I want to install one on the computer of every computer-illiterate friend I have.....
Macksiiie
Don't the results aren't funny. "Oh wow it seems faster already, thanks" You'll question your judgement abilities.
Woofbloodywoof
I once installed an unnamed dial on someone's computer, they swear it makes their internet slower when turned down. It did nothing.
LaBix
I had a similar computer with only a green light turbo button. I used to hit it repeatedly when waiting for things to load.
I... I know. It was a joke.
enzio64
And I... I learned what a turbo button was.
He gave you false information, it is not some damn voodoo button.
No, SoNorth is making shit up. He's dead wrong.
Incidentally
Why was it called turbo then? Call it granny gear or some shit.
justahumanonline
late 90's pentenium?
486-DX33 actually.
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
I had a 386-SX (I think) when I was a kid. 25mhz base and 33 amazing Mhz with that turbo button.
kohrah
Aww, my first computer was also a 486 DX33. 8 megabytes of RAM, 170 MB of HDD... I uninstalled Windows 3.11 so I could fit more games to it.
Kiitti... Oops I mean "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?"
I miss TIE Fighter.
That was so cool. Best played with one of these bad boys: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e220/saturn_656/url_zps5bf49bc5.jpg
Sheepyhead
Just be sure it doesn't clock out
Aliencow
I studied 1080p technology at MIT, can confirm.
hambreypabre
I've got my alarm clock overclocked but I'm still no more productive
MoistPete
Holy shit, didn't think I'd see myself on the front page!
beardboy
Changing the system 32 file to 33 increases your speed as well
Freudberg
Ken M?
tehassassino
This is a small post its being held up by the comment section
SmertNSpecial
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
HailSatinGodOfFabric
be sure to add a heat sink by cranking up your hot water heater and turning the faucet on full blast hot
Smashysmash
Ha! Heat sink! I get it!
bgsteiner
Remember when you could hack games by changing the system clock
DetroMental1
TBH this was posted on an ask Reddit where the objective was to post shit anybody will believe..
jonbristow
here's where OP stole it https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3rli7o/what_is_a_completely_ridiculous_fact_that_any/
chrispretorius
Infallible logic programmatically speaking.
GodEmperorOfImgur
To be fair, this was to a question "What is a completely ridiculous "fact" that any stupid person would undoubtably buy?" :P
killerdude8
This post is so small, the picture is being permanently covered by the return to post arrow.
ThatDirtyOldMan
What?
jongough2
My clock on my phone keeps changing itself to Fiji time inside my pocket. I'm always late. Think these problems r related sorta
Hydro604
Wait - that's how it works, right?
hugglesthemerciless
On Windows 8 if you overclocked it changed how fast your clock goes. They patched it though
Ovinus
Pro-tip: Overclock your work computer so you can leave earlier and have increased speeds at the same time!
lurkmoarjono
Welcome to the woooooooooorllllld of tomorrrrrroooooooow!
SpockTheRabbit
thanks! now i can finally get a promotion! - some Sim probably
robbiexor
2 gigs in points for that, nice.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
i'm a computerologist and i'm 100% sure this is how it works.
scooterwillie
Also, underclocking allows users to travel back in time
shyriath
88 MHz per hour.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
A hert is by nature per second, adjust thy math
shyriath
(Shhhhh)
snowdemon
No just slow time
Rhalar
Exactly Underclocking just gives you more time to complete that paper
MidnightCereal
You know your Reddit comment has made it when it's being posted to Imgur.
MoistPete
THAT IS CURRENTLY MY THOUGHT PROCESS YES
Robobr0
Anyone else thinking of Jeremy tricking the boiler on Peep Show?
PiGiSpi
ironically something similar happened on an old desktop. for some reason the clock changed to like the year 3583 and the computer ran super
PiGiSpi
slow until I fixed it
InternalServerError
Fun fact: this actually, really, seriously, truly does make minecraft run super fast for a few minutes.
queenelizabeth
And if we learned anything from Bender, soon thereafter we become God
DarkSock
"What is this, text for ants?" - mobile users
MariamK
Mobile users, let's make this one the top comment to show how mad we are. My eyes hurt.
WarFunding
Tap on it to open it up, then turn your phone to the side. Simple.
TacoThrash3r
Shhhhh
gingermoll
It's too small for me to tap on
5il3ntN1ght
Mobile users mobilize and up vote this comment!
dpidcoe
AgentDucky42
TheLimpinBiscuit
I would've laughed harder, but my SO is sleeping.
Villainouscollarbone
With me now, push it to the top!
GunnerGitYa
Mobile users. Screen rotation.
walterpeck
Can confirm, first computer had a turbo button. Pressed it and ended up here.
WhiteGlas
Rymdblomma
I'm guessing imgur works great with that 486 since it keeps pace nicely with the imgur servers
yoshi
you hacked your way into the future! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEkrWRHCDQU
lordfluffycus
Curious did the same thing and now im here
PolarHailStorm
I get that reference. (Time goes by fast on Imgur)
jrau18
How's the future compared to the past?
walterpeck
Radical.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Enixiz
Turbo button basically doubled bus speed, think hyperthreading before CPUs even worked at multiples of a base bus speed.
dauntlessds
Could have at least started with, "LOL! ... but actually,..." Just straight up party pooper.
ChlorideCull
Well, it did on one of my previous laptops, it shipped with Vista and you could keep it running for 10 minutes with turbo on before it died.
Numus
It made the numbers on the front of my computer go from 33 to 66!!!!
NightRush
My Pentium had a turbo button. I later found out the only thing it was connected to, was the green LED.
IAmTheBadW01f
Now I want to install one on the computer of every computer-illiterate friend I have.....
Macksiiie
Don't the results aren't funny. "Oh wow it seems faster already, thanks" You'll question your judgement abilities.
Woofbloodywoof
I once installed an unnamed dial on someone's computer, they swear it makes their internet slower when turned down. It did nothing.
LaBix
I had a similar computer with only a green light turbo button. I used to hit it repeatedly when waiting for things to load.
walterpeck
I... I know. It was a joke.
enzio64
And I... I learned what a turbo button was.
Enixiz
He gave you false information, it is not some damn voodoo button.
Enixiz
No, SoNorth is making shit up. He's dead wrong.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Incidentally
Why was it called turbo then? Call it granny gear or some shit.
[deleted]
[deleted]
justahumanonline
late 90's pentenium?
walterpeck
486-DX33 actually.
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
I had a 386-SX (I think) when I was a kid. 25mhz base and 33 amazing Mhz with that turbo button.
kohrah
Aww, my first computer was also a 486 DX33. 8 megabytes of RAM, 170 MB of HDD... I uninstalled Windows 3.11 so I could fit more games to it.
[deleted]
[deleted]
kohrah
Kiitti... Oops I mean "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?"
walterpeck
I miss TIE Fighter.
kohrah
That was so cool. Best played with one of these bad boys: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e220/saturn_656/url_zps5bf49bc5.jpg