TheHereticOfPancakes
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Pls stop
this makeS ME SO ANGRY
May 7, 2018 11:32 PM
TheHereticOfPancakes
519379
2691
144
this makeS ME SO ANGRY
RoscoeLuvsBosco
Might need to rethink the design
AlexMakesJokes
Is that what ED looks like for lesbians?
CandidGamera
I feel like I've seen these in one of those "AMAZING NEW INVENTIONS THAT'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER" posts that everybody gushes about.
GameMakr24
Instructions unclear, gave scissors a papercut.
yourfriendlyestfriend
I relate to those worthless scissors so much.
LebaneseNinja
Fun fact, the 3D printing community has a bone for articulating prints. As a joke people make things like this to show how stupid it is. 1/2
LebaneseNinja
Another fun one is the articulating fork, and so on 2/2.
TobiasBauer
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2883232
Sathan
Thanks for the link
STriderFIN77
What is this heresy?!
MothMonsterMan
EmilinRose
floppy impotent scisors
Jellybeanboom
Just a reminder, no one likes what you have to say
momentumlost
At last scissors I'm allowed to run with through the house
IntrepidWombat
Impressive, this has to be the most hilariously stupid thing I've seen all day.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Ididntwantthis
Onlyhereforthelaughs
https://pics.me.me/hes-hesitant-but-wants-to-please-her-and-doesnt-dismiss-26055327.png
greggor
Why are these scissors so flaccid? Who would make such a thing?
GymnasticLime
papercliped
I swear.... This never happens....
professorspankem
God dammit, Mr. Noodle !!!
pizzaorfrenchfries
Why
Jabokoe
Why not? http://www.sleek-mag.com/2017/09/21/katerina-kamprani-uncomfortable-design/
Roland191145
Cialis. For when YOU want to cut paper. If use of office supplies exceeds 4 hours, contact your local secretary for help.
NiceMemeYouveGotThereBeAShameIfSomeoneWereToStealIt
kraquepype
Zoidberg?
MothMonsterMan
pauldegraaf
3D printing is the future!
TheHereticOfPancakes
3D printing has gone entirely too far, at this point.
NicelyD0ne
Imma need the sauce so I can print this
jrblast
I say it hasn't gone too far enough!
Gamemaster64
yeah, where my anime girls.
pauldegraaf
Cutting edge
toasteheh
iwouldratherbeoutside
I guess scissors doesn't beat paper
RepostStat1sdicks
*don't
theshinobi23
Not when The Rock already destroyed the scissors.
Dentfree
These scissors won't even beat my dead grandma
Metallicat70
WTF Am I looking at?
murderdethkill
Yep. Left handed person using right handed scissors.
SendLewdss
Are you guys autistic or just joking?
DinoSuarez
My mom gave me a pair of left handed scissors once in my Christmas stockings and holy shit, they actually work
halfofyouaredumberthantherest
True story
walkingtallmachinegunman
As a lefty, pull towards your palm w/ thumb, push away w/ fingers.
Jakethesnake357
Left handed person here. Can verify
fnurglbhurg
We were for left-handed kids in my class with only one set out tools for left-handed. Learned to use right hand instead.
skatha
Ditto, especially since the lefty scissors were all dull and unusable.
root1657
csullivan
pizzaorfrenchfries
No. No. No no no noooooooo
moonkatfromthefuture
What in the actual $&#^!?
thebohemianrhapsadist
Nice, an austrian TV-classic!
Orb99
Accurate footage of me being way too drunk but still insisting on sexing up the wife
MKyeti
Come on you were pushing rope
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
Are you a lesbian?
IngloriousGasbody
TeaRex13
Like trying to cram a marshmallow into a key hole...
bigdog838
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Hit er with the limp sciss
phantomshadow19819000
Ahh good old fashioned whiskey dick. The final thing that pushed me to stop drinking.
lacedupboots
You sir are why the comments on posts are better than the actual post.
itjusthappens
I'm sorry. I'm the opposite. I get drunk and can't finish. We both end up disappointed.
joc101
Username checks out
Skywalker2416
Lol that’s my typical issue. Glad I’m not alone. I bet there’s even dozens of us! Dozens!
chucknasty
#metoo
Segagenesischalmers
That means you weren't drunk enough. It's a spectrum. Normal ->can't finish->can't get it up->finds your mom attractive.
emiliato
im pretty sure this is more or less what he meant
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Jacksforehead
Nah dude, didn't you know? Alcohol makes your dick grow like magic beans
chucknasty
Nah cuz they think somethings wrong with them and that’s why no finish
weirdling
This is correct. The ability for my mind to think it’s all my fault and I should be ashamed is olympic medal worthy
SwitchPup
Nope. 5 am, I'd gotten off ten times, dude was still humping away. My hips hurt and I just wanted to go the fuck to sleep.
softestpants
Oh god no, like, hurry up already, I’m done!
azarza
Hey but ur circumcised
Operational117
“The wife”... hmm...
brusilov
I'm sure people only use the term "the wife" when they want to annoy the wife
SwitchPup
My hubs uses it affectionately. Same with "the spousal unit!"
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I didn't know lesbians could get whiskey dick. Get it? Because... because scissoring?
LordChewie
pushing rope
Intelletc
I'm becoming some form of dyslexic that adds word as I thought it said drunk at work which I was last Friday
darkcloud2266111
Is it last Friday again?
Intelletc
Slightly
uzidoesit2
He speaks the truth
Ayzay
Then realise you have no wife and go back to drinking...
TheHereticOfPancakes
is me
physicsisabitch
Congressional scissors.
USGovernment
Yep. #usernamerelevant
WellThatsOriginal
Lol... Just lol
physicsisabitch
It’s true in a ton of ways. Can’t cut spending, crooked as hell, spineless, ineffective, and generally as fucked up as a wooden watch.
TheHereticOfPancakes
I mean, https://www.woodwatches.com/
physicsisabitch
Ha! Well played, well played.