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It's true. I asked myself. That's 100% of my sample population. (I've got enough comments about this particular post that I feel the need to remind everyone it is in jest, as very few scientists feel comfortable saying things like "all", "always", and "never", especially in social sciences where the truth is that behavioral patterns will probably never be 100% true across the population....so don't take it seriously. Just chuckle and move the fuck on lol)
Welcome to whatever day it is. It is now hump day. Fight me. As always there is no OC here, just curios that get a rise out of me.
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No amount of testicle tanning will undo what has been done
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Thanks for coming!
As always. Be kind to each other in the comments! This is a good place to make friends if you're interests align, because nobody told us that skill only gets harder as we age.
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MV Edit. Always fun to make most viral. For those that are interested, here's links to other similar stuff!
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31: https://imgur.com/gallery/Bc27bEJ
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29: https://imgur.com/gallery/K5zEezV
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Spoiler: they are all mature
umbrellamaker
#4, so we're going full Minoan this summer?
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
#49 they would simply deflate the election by.... taking a thicc needly boi and taking the blood out...
zerofox289
#48 why am I not going home with you?
sadurdaynight
(ER) We can either use a syringe to drain the blood from your dick, or call the fire dept (Cockring Guy) how cute are the firemen?
rbudrick
#38 I leave anal, ok. Weird flex.
ameranthe
#24 Yep. My friend lives in San Diego, the tits are a recognizable landmark for road trips.
Hemispheres
Remember on The Orville when Bortus got addicted to holodeck porn?
Icouri
I do!
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
#11 actually that's a menstrual cycle
yeahhedugit
Rainbowdaesh
#24 We call that the Dolly Parton memorial here in CA
Icouri
Well played Rainbowdaesh
magicrhombus
but she's still alive
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
#49 I found a gif once, right here on Imgur. Saved it to a folder.
Icouri
Does she know you are out of your stable?
dannne
#2 a guy got sued in Sweden for being naked in his home, court ruled in his favor, reason was he can do what he want in his own home.
Icouri
Yay Sweden. Common sense prevails!
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Dumps like this make me wonder if i am significant less horny than the average person.
Icouri
Maybe? As long as you are happy with your levels of lewd though
c64masterrace
#1 I tried a few times to watch porn in my early twenties, never found the appeal of it..../
c64masterrace
now twenty years later Im wondering if Im in the asexual spectrum...
Icouri
It's possible, but it's just as possible you have different needs than mainstream appeals.
FetteredJuvenescence
Could also just be demi. Demis tend to have trouble with standard porn and prefer romance novel type things.
Icouri
That's true too
imgurmage
#50 words of wisdom right there.
Icouri
Also see "don't do anything they can name after you"
ourari
Some people might enjoy the infamy.
Icouri
Well they aren't likely to listen to advice or read signs. So it's on them
ourari
A non-zero number of people would love for the paramedics to witness them, no matter how weird the kink. Esp. if they like to be humiliated.
DickMercenary
Yeah.. they got a real problem with folks like that in Australia.
Asikar
This is why toys for all your holes need a flare on one end that stays OUTSIDE your body.
thelonewaffle
...and a leash maybe?
Icouri
Optional, but encouraged
BisAndThighHighs
#23 But that's exactly why I've been jacking it to her.
DrKriegersClone
I believe Green's preferred pronouns are Em / Emself.
Icouri
Well said
ThatGermanBlackDude
#16 what?
Icouri
What, what?
ThatGermanBlackDude
In the butt?
Icouri
Nice
DocBenny
Fine, I'll ask. Anyone got sauce on #10 ?
Icouri
Nope
DerpeDimmer
Do Chokkyuu Kareshi x Kanojo
DocBenny
thanks mate
gregthewalrus
here you go https://mangadex.org/title/efb62763-c940-4495-aba5-69c192a999a4/do-chokkyuu-kareshi-x-kanojo
DocBenny
Site's down but thanks anyway
gregthewalrus
The name is still in the link; Do Chokkyuu Kareshi x Kanojo
DocBenny
yeah i saw, got halfway thru chapter 2 already. shits bangin yo
magneticmagic3
#1 No, they don't. There are plenty of men who are asexual or just don't find it arousing. One of my past partners literally felt sick/lost
magneticmagic3
all arousal when he was presented w/ it. Pushing that every guy likes porn shames guys who may just not be into/have a problem w/ it.
AlceCosmico
I Absolutely understand why some guys suck at sex if that I'd what they are modelling their sex life on. As a woman, I watched one video...
AlceCosmico
And yeesh. Please do not do what you see in porn to your sexual partners.
KuldFyt
#1 Absurd. Blind men exist.
Housellama
https://www.vice.com/en/article/7bmbee/does-pornhubs-porn-for-the-blind-actually-work
DickMercenary
KuldFyt
bonoboforscale
Bold of you to assume braille porn doesn’t exist
Housellama
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/swedish-artist-creates-braille-porn-for-blind-people-a6711496.html
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
They still look at porn. They just can't see shit.
Icouri
Audio porn. Admittedly they aren't "watching" it. But that's splitting hairs
Tsamane
Still consuming porn
KuldFyt
Inclusivity is important.
Icouri
Equal opportunity for all
Superchief86
Equal opporntunity.
Himser
Man i forgot gonewildaudio existed...
ColdestOne
#9 that's gonna backfire one of these days
FetteredJuvenescence
Backfire, or pay off?
ColdestOne
#25 in my mouth? Five. In my butt? Five also
Arcanum3000
#24 Nuclear Nipples.
Icouri
Atomititties
deemcgrath6
Love Questionable Content!
TheFishFace
I liked it when it was slice of life, but not whatever it turned into.
GeneralWho
Meh. The evolution was basically "indie jokes and Faye punches things Marten" to "Faye can't handle anything" to "robots are sexy" and now
GeneralWho
it's a mix of "straight people don't exist", "everyone is secretly attracted to who they're close to" and "everybody wants to fuck a robot".
GeneralWho
There are lots of great jokes and actual character development in the past but it's been pretty sad lately.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Ah, a fellow r/questionablecontent as opposed to an r/QC.
Icouri
It's so weird seeing such an old panel now a days, isn't it?
Runningsilly
Yes, his art has changed throughout the years for the better I think.
Icouri
It has. The humor and story is a watered down a lot though. I still like it, but it's radically different
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Agreed. Also, saying it has a "long" run is quite the understatement: nearly 20 years now!
Icouri
I did not realize it was quite that long, I only found it.... oh shit I found it 8 years ago. I can see it now
Sweddishiggy
I'll have you know I haven't looked at porn since last time I looked at porn, thank you very much!
Icouri
I know. We all know.
Imadethisaccounttopost
#1. Everyone (has) looked at porn, and everyone masturbates. It's a fact of life, and if they say different, they're lying to you.
magneticmagic3
Looking at porn is not the same as chronically watching porn. There are lots of men and women who don't consume it (and plenty that do).
FetteredJuvenescence
Or are asexual and shouldn't be held up as somehow morally superior ;-)
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Quality stuff in here, well done. +1 to you
Icouri
Thanks!
Imadethisaccounttopost
#12. Barkley Episodes....
yeahhedugit
wonderwomanlovesbacon
#1 I asked every woman in my home. 100% watches porn.
Icouri
That's a good ratio! You've got a very progressive household ;)
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Sample size of zero isn't very accurate
wonderwomanlovesbacon
One. There is one of me
DespiseEveryone
So you talk to yourself often (officers that is her, get the straight jacket!)
jenw
I had a female friend who didn't watch porn or masturbate. She had a miserable sex life too. Poor bitch
Icouri
Was she a bitch?
jenw
Yes. I've walked away from our friendship multiple times. I'm 100% done now.
Icouri
That bitch!
jenw
wonderwomanlovesbacon
Wait, what?! That just sounds sad!
jenw
It really is. I think it would have made her a better person if she had.
yeahhedugit
I too watch porn with your mom.
wonderwomanlovesbacon
Ha! I think I would be way more fun to watch porn with because my mom’s ashes are floating in the ocean somewhere?
Icouri
Fucking brutal
wonderwomanlovesbacon
Nah, it’s all good. They had no idea. Yo mama jokes are funny.
Icouri
Lol, they are
yeahhedugit
Oh, man! And I rarely do yo mama jokes. If it's any consolation, I will be out there floating in a few years too.
wonderwomanlovesbacon
No worries at all! I like yo mama jokes. And I hope it will be way more than a few years before you’re floating ?
Stressedvarmint
Was not expecting to be sad at the beginning of this comment thread...
Fuzzbob
Considering men are more visually based and the main medium of entertainment is visual, it goes like peanut butter and jelly.
FishstickPizza
Per personal experience I do not suggest peanut butter or jelly when... oh wait.
Icouri
I agree. And it should be more normalized, yo
noReallyIamPrincessBob
There are men who can no longer get off on regular sex because they watch too much porn. That wasn’t a problem before easy internet access.
Icouri
K. I'm not saying we should encourage porn addiction. Just normalize porn so it can be seen as something that can be talked about
Anonawesome
It is addictive though, and I've found it does negatively impact (at least my) performance. That's why took some deliberate steps to stop.
magicrhombus
Anything pleasurable can be addictive. Consumed in moderation porn is fine (assuming it was made ethically).
Anonawesome
How do you know it's fine? We evolved for millions of years without porn. Our brains can't tell the difference. I don't care if you watch it
Anonawesome
of course, but we definitely don't know enough about the human brain to say it's totally fine under X minutes per week lol.
bladderinfection
#15 My future brother in law asked me how I got toe prints on my windshield.
TheCuntCrusader
Icouri
Pretty much like that. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to
DatDarthCaedus
3Davideo
On the inside or the outside of the windshield?
VicarDeaconBishop
Because she knows I hate it and intentionally puts her bare feet on the inside of the windshield, knowing I love her too much to do anything
SirBillington
You guys fuck in the front seat? What's the point of even having a back seat then?
bladderinfection
1990 Nissan Sentra - If you slide the seat all the way forward, the seat back reclined to almost horizontal like a bed.
CVStp
hopefully the answer was "ask your fiancee"
ILostItAtThePunchline
Wow, I really hope that was not the answer!
WardenoftheGreatGate
Didn't realize we were in Alabama.
ilhares
He said fiancee, not sister.
juantoo3fore
He should've said sister
WardenoftheGreatGate
Told future Brother-in-Law "ask *your* fiancee." Suggesting the future BiL is the one engaged. Meaning they are engaged to the speaker's sis
ilhares
.. Dammit. You're right. I have failed the internet today.
WardenoftheGreatGate
But speaker was the one whose car it, and sister knows why there are marks, while future BiL doesn't. Ergo, speaker was fucking sis in car.