AlyasMadulas
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For most of us
May 2, 2020 5:42 AM
AlyasMadulas
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3608
40
For most of us
marteney1
No rubber duck?
PancakeLegend
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
...and this is why Code Academy was visited ONCE by me
DelusionsOfMediocrity
No self respecting programmer would wear those sunglasses.
IdkIJustLiveHere
Fake! Not nearly enough swearing.
ErosTheBeast
I see your mistake: you have to use dark mode.
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
sutats
NukeItFromOrbitMan
https://hackertyper.net/ that is all.
TheJmaN33
Silmarilcrown
Hey, at least you knew what too even google for your error
ThisHeretic
I mean just googling the error text works half the time.
magicbryanconnolly
We know that one's not legit, because there's not a Stack and Github tab open...
vissago
YUP
Manfredjinsinjin
Modern day compiler
Alkuam2
Followed by:
Onewireysnake
I know what you want to say, but all i can see is cthulhu trying to eat a table.
CaptRackham
Please check out "Casey Joint" it's a game by Yahtzee Crowshaw and it's basically "Hacking by smashing keyboard buttons" so much fun!
WGG25
if someone used that loud ass click clack keyboard next to me, i'd bitchslap them out of existence
clarkhadleigh
what is the song at the start?
xVVitch
Idk how people can type on color changing keyboards.. the color shift is too distracting for me. Pretty, but pulls my focus.
fitlex
I despise lights of all kinds. I have blu tack over every power LED.
amp99
Needs more copy and pasting from stackoverflow.
SlashUzero
Thanx
ProbablyDrunkAgain
If Stack Overflow was a thing when I was in college, I would've be a computer engineer, but fuck free compilers. Garbage, FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
leftshaark
We need a programmers focus group on imgur
Maevellous
What psychopath uses the white background!?
SatansLeftNipple
Don’t talk to me or my computer ever again.
HandoB4Javert
;
TatooineNomad
friendsofsandwiches
I didn't mean anything by it, I just wanted to offer your computer a little... program. You know. Nothing bad or nothin...
Spaz125
“Don’t’cha wanna... Jack In??”
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I call myself a programmer. And I'm famous of my bugs. I hope my company fires me, for their good.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
I’ve got a 10x-er in my team. He makes me feel like shit everyday. Luckily he’s an awesome dude.
BoredByCorona
Rare breed. I’ve yet to meet a 10x/rockstar/ninja that wasn’t an absolute ass or had some other defect that made the team quit over time.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
Agreed. He's a genuinely decent person and doesn't ever rub his ability into our faces. Always has time for us mortals. He's a rare breed.
BobSagetsThirdNipple
ThCatBob
Darude.
PicassoCT
Not so rude, said da dude.
olymoly22
Aphex Twin* you've clearly licked too many windows
extraDimensionalAnxiety
But the snozberries taste like snozberries.
DrInkDrinker
My name is JP. I am a robot, I have a robot vagina.
CodeWarrior
Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
1LostPuppy
Someone who spends to much money on clothes from the matrix.
dontfloatmygoat
Marilyn Manson?
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Papa Sven before he lost his hair
Enrapture
Someone with robot ears
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
A robot
smellsmiketeenspirit
Nicholas Cage ?
Octwo
How could you see him?!
extraDimensionalAnxiety
This doesn't make sense. There's nobody in the picture
DnZeroes
Someone Samantha did not sleep with.
LtKifKroker
YoshisLeftNut
DnZeroes
Not cool JP.
Vergath
If you do not find the solution by page 2 of Stack Overflow...it does not exist
RimWulf
It's the same with Stack Exchange.
LetumComplexo
Or you made such a basic mistake that no one else has ever had the problem.
1245restatemyassumptions
Lately, I had a few cases, when I found solutions on some Chinese forums, where only the code snippets were readable.
FattyMattyTurdFace
GREEN TICK!!!!!
SaucyDisses
Oh stack overflow, every Dev’s best friend
alternatereality543
Master, what if someone deleted it from the archive memory?
HappyLittleIdiot
You find someone asking the exact issue you have. The only answer is from the same person saying they figured it out, without further detail
tizkit
all the damn time, then hit the same post from a different link, so infuriating
smellsmiketeenspirit
There's a page 2 ?
hahahabit
This is truth
chuckles11
Then you post it as a new question and let every passive aggressive programmer run a train on you
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Nobody ever asks questions on Stack Overflow. They just get there through googling a question. It is such a mysterious place
elucca
Which means you gotta come up with it! Or you're not asking the right question.
servingmytimeinusersub
Whose revolution?
dutchWot
Definetly asking the wrong question. Whenever I can not find a similar issue on Page 1 I need to take a step back
CirB
Generally not asking the right question. Or for non-English natives, not asking the correct way.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Or it's phrased slightly differently.
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
Sometimes... You got to believe!
mercatres
But it's never the first answer either
vanfem
It's usually the second answer that begins with "[first answer] is bad and the real way to do it after update X is [code to copypaste]"
mercatres
In my experience the 2nd answer is usually way more verbose and helps you understand the actual issue
vanfem
Speaking of verbose, it reminded me of the branch prediction question with the amazing (and verbose) first answer.
thislooksfun
Link?
thylm
... or you're not imaginative enough on alternative ways to reach your goal.
WhatsYourCovidStory
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verty
Ah yes the fabled ‘I programmed my way into this problem, I’m gonna damm well program my way out of it’ skill
kmikl
..OR, you're really, painfully terrible at searching how to do a hello world script and should just give up and be a stripper like your mom.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I... I... I cannot call an API from within an Azure Action. It's C# Script. I'm accepting strip requests
kmikl
Hope you brought some elastics because that's the only way you're getting paid to strip. :)
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
SerLaughalot
Hahahaha that is brilliant
DarkUranium
bongles
Well shit
butwhyisthenamegone
Then there are all the people who do the second screen, but with the first keyboard...
iluvdis
Can confirm. Corsair computer, drowning in c#,c++,java,asam, and python. I dislike it. Am not going into coding.
mektel
As long as you got those silent reds for the office.
InAMellowTone
If you don't use DVORAK are you even a real programmer?/s
fuselfluppe
I am not a programmer but isn't Dvorak for writing more efficiently? But coding are not normal words..
scellers
But Dvorak is literally awful for coding. It's meant to be better for normal text. Terrible conflicts for keys that are often used in code.
mektel
Was going to teach my son DVORAK but realized it'll make it hard on him everywhere he has to use a normal keyboard. Gonna teach QWERTY first
mektel
It's like the metric system. It's better but kid's gotta learn our 'MURICA units first.
TreesNStuff
Why would I use DVORAK when I can use COLEMAK?
pakichtu
The copy paste struggle is real if you use dvorak and still somehow use a mouse.
Zyrixion
Don't you insult my keyboard. It's pretty.
Yurets1257
Depends how close the screens are and what do you use them for...
Ironblitz
It feels like I'm always looking for a better keyboard. I recently had a mechanical one that the e started working 80% of the time.
mektel
If you break this there's no hope. My 5 year old got "Tecware Phantom 87 Key Mechanical Keyboard" 6 months ago, still working. $45
dirtylerker
It's not cheap, but my only complaint with this one is it doesn't have more customization: https://fujitsuscannerstore.com/cg01000-294301/
ChrisMorray
As a programmer I do want to say: who the fuck uses light mode?
BORO8574869
The blind one.
Eomund521
I use to. I don't anymore. Coding is hard enough on you.
omfgitsmichael
I prefer whatever everything defaults to because I’m too lazy to change it
CtNero
Me. I find in a well light room it actually helps with eye strain
Cilvaa
Savages
o4kill
I do, most of the dark modes available look stupid.
choink
I do. Dark mode strains my eyes.
SoftwareMathematicianLady
The last time I used Eclipse, its dark mode was utter crap. Maybe it's been improved by now; I've been staying away from that shit.
beffdizz
You have kicked a hornet's nest fren. I have everything on solarized light AND have flux make my screen yellow AND have blue filter glasses.
beffdizz
I'm real fun at parties. ?
Odmanra
I have mine in red light only!
ColorblindMonk
Only during the day, unless I wanna punish myself after hours
PiGuy314
The one true color theme: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=somekittens.hot-dog-stand
Voydom
Would be cool as a prank.
1LostPuppy
My Eyes it burns.
Yurets1257
Oh laws, that's horrible
Vaanhalen
I tried em all on msdos. White/red is actually easy on the eyes, filters out all blue. Blue/red however is eyeball death!
Kargathia
I do. Dark mode always seems so much harsher.
SaltCollector
Funny, I would have given the same reason for the inverse. I put everything I can into "darkmode", I just find it less intense on the eyes.
ChrisMorray
Don't think I've ever heard darkness described as harsher than light. Is it like a deafening silence or something else entirely?
Yurets1257
For me, it's just harder to recognize white letters on black background. Especially if the 'dark mode' is done poorly. Imgur does it nicely)
Kargathia
[1] Personal impression is that there is a much sharper transition between letters and background. Dark mode works well on my phone...
Kargathia
... with brightness turned all the way down, but that approach doesn't really work on my desktop monitor.
ChlebaNamazanejHovnem
Dark mode is for wannabes programmers, who want to look like hackers in the first scene.Pros use properly lit work environment and lightmode
eldorel
it's also for people with eye problems, or who use multiple screens and don't like to feel like they're in a tanning booth.
Yurets1257
I have two 100 watt light bulbs in my room to compensate for lack of sunlight. And light mode is much better at this lightning.
eldorel
I use ~150w equivalent LED bulbs and have 5000K stage lights for video... My LCDs can still cast shadows on my desk with white images.
Yurets1257
Hmm, I guess it depends on the monitor. I've never had such thing. And it always feels like there is not enough light.
PossiblePotato
Darkmode saves my eyes
smellsmiketeenspirit
Programmers who get shit done.
eldorel
Programmers who get shit done config their IDE/environment once a year and back it up so that they don't have to waste time with it later.
smellsmiketeenspirit
1/ One of my colleagues is a one-man team all by himself and he builds an entire country-level governmental web platform with... notepad++.
smellsmiketeenspirit
3/ He's 57, still eager to learn and to teach. His IDE (eh) is white and I don't think he has change settings for 5 years, indeed :D.
smellsmiketeenspirit
2/ He's a really good two fingers touch typist and he does speak 10 words of English.
ChrisMorray
I get shit done, and I prefer not needing glasses, thank you very much.
Voydom
Many ppl don't have a problem with white screens, so this point is moot for them.
ChrisMorray
Many people don't have a problem yet*. This point goes for anyone whether they are aware of the facts or not.
Voydom
What facts ? Every article I read about light vs dark mode was a toss up. Sometimes dark mode is better sometimes light mode is better.
papayaparty
I do. It's so much more relaxing than white over black
ChrisMorray
How? The dark relaxes me a lot more. Just seeing the light makes me whince of the thought of looking at that screen.
papayaparty
How about not setting your display's brightness to retina-burning, and having some ambient lighting to reduce eye strain?
ChrisMorray
I do both and still prefer dark mode over light mode.
eldorel
Even the lowest brightness on every LCD i've had is enough to illuminate an entire room to the point where I can read a paper printout.
eldorel
I use 5000K, 120w equivalent bulbs for lighting in my office, and my screens can STILL cast shadows on my desk with a white background.
Yurets1257
I do, 50% of the time. Also, I don't think Eclipse has night mode.
ChrisMorray
It might not have one I suppose. It's just that I haven't seen such a white IDE since I last used Eclipse, which is about 6 years ago now.
Yurets1257
My bad, probably it's not Eclipse.
Brammerz
I got eclipse in dark mode. Had to install it from the eclipse shop but it works pretty well
MagpieNI
Why? There's one built in.
JeffreyBarter
Who uses Eclipse?
MagpieNI
They made us in uni.
russiandollsarejustsofullofthemselves
Anyone who's writing for a Xilinx board. Their SDK is Eclipse with a bunch of plugins.