Programming Language HTML

Apr 3, 2025 3:29 PM

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4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now open it in a web browser and see what happens

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Please don't. I remember the horrors of XSLT.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not HTML, that's plhtml – which is specifically designed to be a programming language with a syntax that looks like HTML.

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I really don't think "Normies" say that HTML isn't a programming language. I mean, we can have the argument between scripting/interpreted languages versus compiled languages but we ain't Normies.

Also that's awful and everyone involved should feel bad.

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a b c i n a b i `n: ` a ` ` c a b i??

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This is like saying "plain text is a programming language." Plhtml is an interpreter that executes programs encoded in html formatted files. The "program" is valid html, but you have to look way outside the html spec to make it runnable.

https://github.com/koce017/plhtml

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HTML stands for Hypertext Markup Languag. See im smarts in the brain

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now explain the difference between a markup language and a programming language and watch all the front end devs lose their minds.

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Thats where my smarts end

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or just do both and become ungovernable like PHP.

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