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Pub Rules.
Apr 29, 2016 6:02 PM
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partTimeCrazy
'All night' is an odd name for a stripper...
CrimsonNirnr00t
IMO - If you have an SO who needs to have someone lie for them about their whereabouts, that's a huge red flag.
lifeisapicnic
Ye olde days before cell phones
DeFreeze
Where I live we also have a pub named The Office(Translated). They have a phone booth with sound effect buttons, yeah, if the wife calls
frjackhackett
it must really suck to have an overbearing partner who won't let you do what you want or someone you don't want to spend time with
PatticusMaximus
Came here looking for cheese facts...
imcurrentlyatabar
Or ya know, just don't date horrible people who don't let you have your own life.
strawverri
Was told an ex wasn't at the bar, so I asked the fella to tell him the building next door was on fire, he said "OK, I'll tell him now".
yachifa
Gandalf? Oh yes! I remember: elderly chap, big grey beard, pointy hat... not seen him for six months.
Wakborder517
Norm!
minias6538
Cheers.
GalwayGirlYo
Pub beside my brothers uni called the library, my poor mother believed she had a studious little nugget for years
Thismuchistrue
We need this in the U.S.
mooseboots
This could backfire in a big way.
yakuzzzzza
elaborate
mooseboots
A wife calls to check up on her husband, but is told he is not there. It might cause her mind to wander into questions of fidelity.
mesogiria
It's funny, because their relationships are built on lies! Lies!
anjorni
"Well then how come you're answering his cell phone?" -wife most probably
c3ry
Comic sans makes it better
TedTheMan
All answers except #1 are going to get him in trouble!
iswearyoucantrustme
I am so faithful that I will never need something like this, jk I am just forever single
BlondFinnishGuy
Wife: "Now wait a minute... Where is he? He told me he'd be in the pub!"
JaxAndHisLampPost
For when you tell your wife you're at the gym
HorseMcFucker
So... Just... Don't pay the bartender to lie?
TheCrimpMan
Obligatory "No because that would make sense Susan"
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
You've obviously never lived with a controlling bitch.
DasBeaker
£10. Who the fuck is Dan??
JohnJohnNomNom
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
arandompenguin
I'm Dirty Dan
Thevirginitybandit
No, I'M DIRTY DAN
nigglemaster
@dirtydan
Randomice
At an old job, there was a nearby pub called "The office". Just so people could call home and say they were stuck at the office.
golfwangdangdoodle
Just off my college campus is a bar called the library annex. When you call your parents, you tell em you've been at the library a lot
crossedstitches
Boston had Our House.
polkur
In my city, we had a strip club called "The Office".
100PercentGradeABumblebees
We have a place called the office here but it's a weird strip club. .-.
EdgarAllanPokemon
Same here. But it's a terrible redneck bar. Country music and the confederate flag everywhere. It's awful.
jnnfrhll
We have a restaurant called "at the office". Gets annoying to say "we're at at the office" though. Causes some confusion.
OkNowKith
Port Huron MI also has "The Office"
Ghost0fDawn
"Honey, you're a landscaper."
Voduhn
Off campus at OSU there was a bar called "The Library".
PastryKhaleesi
Toronto?
Randomice
Amsterdam. The real name was "Het Kantoor", which is Dutch for "The Office".
PastryKhaleesi
Cool! We have a great pub in Toronto called the Office. Clever name!
Randomice
Great minds think alike. Especially when drunk.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Iv heard of bars near collage campuses named the library
Wakborder517
That's fantastic!
BrazilianThunderPanda
There's a bar at my old college called "Campus Bookstore & Supplies" and that's how it was rung up on their parents credit cards.
Randomice
"Damn son. The cost of college books are going up again? Yes dad, education is very expensive. Doubly so if you have a girlfriend."
BrazilianThunderPanda
If they don't believe you, send them the price tag of an engineering text. Lawrd.
MishaMasha
EVERY college town has a bar called the Library -- it's never funny, and the places always fail.
N0FatCh1x
That's amazing
Randomice
I later found out that there are many pubs called "Office" or "Work" or "Traffic jam" or some such thing.
Zaranthan
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
That's brilliant. Even "I don't know" would work. - where you wanna eat? I don't know. Okay let's go. Where are we going ? I don't know!
copperflux
We have one in Nebraska but it's a strip club too. Because titties and beer.
Excalibuttster
Here in PA there's a bar near Hershey called "My Buddy's Place" so if somebody asks...well you get the idea.
solitaryDoesThingsToaMan
I live just north of Pittsburgh and there's a my buddies place in my city too!
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Which buddy ?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
It's a cool idea but it's flawed.
Sijil
What library? Your office at Chili's? Nagging tests them all.
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
I suppose. . .just call it just plain old "WORK". - Just at work! I'll be home after I finish a couple more things (beers).
randomsonglyric
Theres one down the st from me similar it's My Office though
agentmcgee
Was this in Swansea? Cos that pub still exists
kosmoosi
In Finland we have a similarly named pub/bar called Overtime. Due to Finnish grammar you can say that you are working overtime. :p
BlondFinnishGuy
Been there once!
guichequiche
https://media1.giphy.com/media/CLVnu6H9WzJpm/200_s.gif
adam801
*Wife's reaction when she finds out its a bar*
Pirkale
And then there's Konttori in Tampere. Although that wasn't named with this kind of thing in mind, AFAIK :)
kosmoosi
Also, Apteekki.
antidumb
There's one of those in Concord, CA as well.
benm421
Got one on campus here called 'The Library'
TheMortyistMorty
Hotty toddy?
TwiggyMcSexy
Michigan Tech has a bar called 'The Library ' as well
zrolfs
UW-Madison?
3rdDegreePancake
Ole Miss?
cklepper
University of Wyoming?
watercolortitties
Chapel Hill?
geonerd
Just about any big campus has a bar called 'The Library'.
NotMyOfficialUsername
We have one in Pittsburgh
Dsharppe
Edmonton used to have one, but it's closed now.
BattleMercy
Large campus here, can't say we do, though there may be one in uptown, that I'm not aware of
MishaMasha
I've lived in three towns with a combined five Libraries. The places always crash.