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Aug 12, 2025 1:07 PM

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mildly_amusing

May be an unpopular opinion, but I liked watching the LFL -- the players had no fear and played full speed, brutal hits, hardcore.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah I do tend to find women's sport way more impressive than the equivalent male division. They tend to go real high action while showcasing ridiculous skill and a whole lot of guts.
Meanwhile when you turn in on men's sport you just see them badly feign an injury by rolling around on the ground and crying in order to solicit sympathy from the referee. The replay shows an opponent passed within 10 meters of them and apparently the incident left them crippled and scarred for life.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women's rugby is on a whole other level. I've not seen this much blood spat out so often in all the boxing matches i've watched.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago (deleted Aug 13, 2025 11:39 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

yes, because most people with at least a grade 5 reading level are able to pick out context cues

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

...and now they're trying to expand. https://www.opb.org/article/2025/06/03/portland-sports-bra-womens-basketball-expansion-boston-las-vegas-st-louis-indianapolis/

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The next bar could be called push up bra

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Almost' in these articles mean $500,000.01

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other sources stated $944K in revenue, not profit. Also said it turned a profit in it's first year. So like... made $1 in 12 months.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hardcore pun

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems to be doing really well. Theres plans for a couple franchieses opening up soon.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Net or profit? Big difference.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not convinced.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

do you want a million dollars?

get two million dollars and open a bar.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's one that just opened here in Cleveland. I've been wanting to go -because they also offer an allergy friendly bar foods menu- https://www.thewsportsbarcleveland.com/

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also available in Minnesota
A Bar of Their Own https://share.google/pC20f85wE8qTwM3X0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Would be interesting to know what the ratio is for male/female customers, given that men watch more womens sports than women do. Exactly how much more varies between different sports but men are the majority in as near as all womens sports audiences.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other day I learned there's only 13 teams in the WNBA and as far as titles and championships go the MN Lynx are the best team this state has to offer. Wild never got a cup. Twins won twice though. Vikings don't even start on that one.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Thank God there’s more sports than Basketball
Plus College Sports

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Timberwolves used to advertise the opposing players - "come see Michael Jordan phi-slamma-jamma on the Wolves at Target Center!"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like who did we even have, Kevin Garnett is literally the only name I know and I grew up here.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christian Laettner and Kevin Garnett were the brightest stars in the Wolves sky for a long time.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about Minnesota Frost. Womens pro team that won 2024 and 2025 championships

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was not aware of that, have a shoresy gif in apology https://imgur.com/EhhsL1O.mp4

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the Looney Tunes?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Tune Squad isn't in the WNBA last I checked

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you were just listing MN teams. Didn't see any comments on the Loons.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If this was all a set up for a loon joke then sorry, lol. I've got brain fog right now I'm literally gonna test myself for covid today. I am not a big sports guy and I don't follow our soccer stuff that much.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way I would go anywhere that exclusively catered for woman specific things, whether thats sports or not. Take all my moneeeeeeeeeeeeee

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't care for sports or bars but that's pretty fuckin sweet, and the name is perfect🤣

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Brah!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to be that guy but thats super typical for a bar in a major city. I would've guessed Seattle, but it's in Portland. Still a cool theme.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So clever.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah it was actually, they're even expanding.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like you think im being ass when im actually just saying its clever. I'd love to see one in my city tbh

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah its hard to tell tone at times especially with the whole list of other appearing and disappearing comments being snide. Consider me reposting the same words but in a sincerely agreeable tone.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's see how long it lasts. Having a successful bar for a year or two is not hard. People love to try new spots. It's getting a constant stream of customers over the years that is hard.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

This was from 2022, heard they're expanding now.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If anyone was unsure, yes, it's in Portland Oregon.

1 month ago | Likes 774 Dislikes 6

Weirdly, at least according to the New Yorker article, there was a shortage of lesbian hangouts in Portland. The women’s sports aspect worked out, but there was a market niche that was very under served.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Portlander, I am not surprised. Sharing this with friends.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hadn't stopped to wonder, but I had also assumed this to be true. Weird place, but probably one of the only places in the US I'd ever consider living (if I ever decide I hated healthcare and social security, and thus was willing to move to the US)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Location will make or break a business so that makes sense to open there.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that tracks.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is one in Long Beach, one in Seattle, there are a bunch of Woman sports bare popping up, and its a good trend.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Portland is such a great place for women's sports. Best supporters in women's soccer, and new ownership of the Thorns FC (bought after the old owner was caught covering up misconduct from multiple employees), are bringing a WNBA team to the city.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There's also one in Seattle https://www.roughandtumblepub.com/

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must now visit

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would've been my second guess after California.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My friend does not get the Portland, Oregon -connection. Hah!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I figured it was 50/50 with Northampton, MA.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the list of bars I must visit if I ever go see my friend on the west coast continues to grow.

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

This is awesome timing. One of my coworkers is wearing a shirt from there today (yeah, Portland area)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend feels like there is a connection here but doest get it. Guessing Portland is more progressive than most places and was an obvious choice?

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's also become something of a haven for LGBtQ+. Great communities and support there.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Awesome

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a non American I learned that from some ghoulish comments I saw online. Good guy Portland.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correct, famous for being weird and very progressive

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Portland thorns are an ace team out there too

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya I've seen them giving hell during protests

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shooooooot don’t forget the World Champion Rose City Rollers!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Incredibly progressive. It's why I love it here.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland!

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yikes. Well they sound unbearable

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"On TV, the bookstore is portrayed as a home for strident advocacy and outrage"

ah, so exactly like the "Off TV" version of the bookstore it would seem

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Both times I tried to go there they were closed

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm German. Is Portland, Oregon as cool and hippie and foreigner friendly as it seems? Aka, should I visit? Dankeschön

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Portlander here, and I can attest that Portland is amazing. It has problems like everywhere, but I have to travel around the United States for my work and the Pacific Northwest (Oregon & Washington) is my favorite place. The major cities are fairly progressive and they sit in-between mountains and beaches and are surrounded by all sides by forests. Go past the mountains and you have more arid areas, if that's your thing.

Other than all of that, Hiking and Food are my favorite aspects.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reach out on the Portland subreddit. id say yes but I've never been myself, just plan to eventually. My only warning is maybe wait for the current regime in the US to die.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also yes, we love foreigners! You would be very welcomed.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every time I’m in Seattle to visit family I make the drive to Portland with my wife to find a great dinner spot and see the filming of a public radio show. Yeah, I know that sounds weird but just go with it. Portland OR is great. Portland Maine has many of the same vibes, just much smaller and older

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im a Portlander. It is. Very quirky and fun, and heaven if you like outdoor activities. Our food is some of the best in the nation as well. Its definitely run down in some spots downtown, but overall you would enjoy your time here.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Jawohl

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're white you can pretty much go anywhere in the US. The problem is the feds at the airport. If you're not white, you'll blend in most US cities. The problem would be in rural areas, and again, the feds at the airport

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's one in Chicago and one coming to Detroit too

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I might want to move there, talk me out of it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very expensive to live there.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way cheaper than my town

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How expensive are we talking? It might be cheaper than here.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on where you live. Not as bad as San Francisco, but damn if downtown Portland isn't trying to be. Traffic is also complete shit because of natural bottlenecks (building a major highway through a hill tunnel, bridges, etc.) Depending on where you live, it can take you an hour to get from the west side to the east side. It wasn't planned well for expanding population. Public transport is only good if you live downtown. Houses start at half a million in the entire surrounding area.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Yeah that is cheaper.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portland is becoming a mecca for women's sports so right place right time, that helps a lot. Love my city.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

how common is $1 million in revenue (?) for a food establishment? Moreover, is it realistic? These guys are barely breaking even.

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Back when I worked for Pizza Hut and when our store had a competent manager, we did roughly $4k a day in sales on average, so around $1.4mil a year. Our profit, though, was about $50k a year. Small town, but we stayed relatively busy.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best way to make $1 million dollars in the restaurant business is to start with $2 million dollars

1 month ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

hehe absolutely right

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah you really need to own the property its on to make a real buck. And it needs to be the right location (top tip is to look at the city's planning maps for where they want to expand and make mixed zoning possible and where they'll put future mass transit etc).

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they're making that kind of money, the place is probably packed almost nonstop.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doable, but busy af. Like around 150 people a night

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don’t know how it goes in Portland. But in Los Angeles a liquor license can cost 200-300 grand. Rent in a prime location can be anywhere from 10-100 grand a month depending on size. Plus Labor and operating costs. Restaurants are on really thin margins.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my twenties I was the manager of a moderately busy Papa John's in Charleston South Carolina that did about 1.6 a year, and it was the busiest in a 32 Store franchise. That about sums up my entire insight into the situation, don't know if it really answers your question, seeing as that was nearly 30 years ago, but it's what I got, so it's what I'll share. Peace love and pepperoni, bitches.

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Limited data is better than no data. Thank you for your contribution!

Peace, love, and pepperoni to you too.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked for a Papa John's for a while in my 20's. The store made about 1.4-1.5 mil a year, just outside of Ft Meade MD. Zero overtime allowed, high stress management where every pizza had to be exactly right, and Papa John is an absolute piece of shit douche. His go-to move was to show up, give away pizza "for free" for a whole night. And then count the loss against the sales numbers for the store. Like literally cost managers bonuses/incentives.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did you get to meet Papa John

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You don’t meet him, he meets you

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Oh ew

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*meats

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did. He was a pretentious douchebag. His wife, on the other hand, got my store's AC fixed for me in an afternoon -after waiting three days for the franchise to get it done, so she's cool with me.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Literally.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Most restaurants try to stay between 8-10% of gross for rent, 30% food/alcohol costs, 30% labor. If they're good and have a well priced menu they're looking at 20-30% profit. If anything is off though, 15-20% isn't uncommon especially after covid. If rent is too high, or they're pricing food without knowing the per item cost, profit drops substantially. Bars are a bit easier because most drinks are at approx 5x the bottle price, beer is a little more and wine is about 4x.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$1M in 8 months... That's a little over $4k / day. So in a 40 top place like this, that's probably an average of $60-80 per cover (some tables turn once, some not at all), which is pretty good. Google estimate covers at $20-30, which if true would have to mean turning tables 3 times over. Possible, but VERY busy.

Now, I have no idea what their expenses are like, but the place seems pretty small, so probably not outrageous.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm sure a small bar space in Portland is reasonably priced

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much was her life savings at 43? I'm 45 and i can't open a bar.

1 month ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 2

Even if you can, do not open a bar or a restaurant. There are many other profitable boring businesses. Once you make money, you can start a bar.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

could you if you sold your home? I don't have anything in savings, but I have equity in my home. ....wouldn't have the ovaries to risk it opening a bar, but still....

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 41 and I can't open a lemonade stand.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m 55 and I can’t even pay attention

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 40 and I can't afford to go to a bar anymore let alone buy one.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can’t afford tap water at a bar.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well, in the before times, when people actually got paid for their work, they would put money aside for bad times, so theoretically you would pay your bills and your mortage and like a private pension or some stuff and still have money left over at the end of the month and put that into a savings account, have like 20-30k in the back in case your house suddenly needs somerepairs or you need a new freezer or you total your car etc...every 3 years or so when it exceeds 35k or so you go on vacay..>

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

> and yeah with 20-30k in your own money plus a nice business founders/job creators subventions from the city plus a business founder loan from the bank you easily have twice the money you need, so you can actually go for a bit nicer location and a bit nicer equipment which automatically raises your chances of success...<<<

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was more than yours lol

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You werent born wealthy sorry

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a bar in NE Portland so.... like ten bucks? Bars in good ol' PDX are like bottle rockets. It's fun watching them fizzle and pop

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Luckily, they're still going and opening franchises around the country

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is pretty cool. It's a GREAT theme for a bar.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people have $100k+ in savings by their 40s. The economy sucks ass for the bottom 50% of earners but there's a very sharp increase beyond that, especially in expensive cities like Portland where likely about 1 in 6 people are millionaires.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

If i wasn't a total regard and didn't bought a house, i would probably be around the 70~80k at 34.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'A lot' lol

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Being a millionaire is not what it used to be 100 years ago when we started using the word.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's not enough to buy a house in my city... the average house price is 1.2 million.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With about 77% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck I'm not sure "A lot" has the same meaning

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People are clueless about how bad it is out there. The people who post anything about people having savings don't understand that a very minority of people. Most are not verbal about how bad itnis for them. So so.e people think it's better out there than this right now.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like, in a savings account or my 401K. I'm good on one of those but the other...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[citation needed]

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was geared up for that. Over a year of unemployment has me about to dip into my retirement.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Two years of underemployment (having to take a job making 1/3 of what I used to) had me doing into the retirement fund.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I do some work still, but not enough to survive

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish you luck in landing a role that will help get you back on your feet.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you've found something better? It's not a great time to be looking

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got very lucky and was just recruited to another job that puts me in a well-paying role in my field. Even then, these jobs don't pay what they used to because the market is so flooded with candidates. I am still super grateful.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In 41 and getting my gazebo street food business going crippled me. Honestly amazing how expensive it is to just sell pulled pork....

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm 34, i own a house, a new car, i've 18k on my bank account, 2800euro/month salary.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't hold yourself to other people standards because they're always raising the bar.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fortune in uneaten avocado toast

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Does that include like…401k and house equity or just my pockets?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I remember in my personal finance seminar, it's retirement savings

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My retirement plan is a bullet to my brain.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No! Make yourself society’s problem! An expensive one

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Im almost 35. Most people I know my age are lucky to have a bi-weekly paycheck saved.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Moths? In this economy!?

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

TWO Moths!!?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well at 35 twice my salary was $0 so I was on target. Now it's increased exceptionally though and the idea of having a savings or retiring from working is a pipe dream.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this „x times your salary“ okay. Net? Gross? Weekly? Monthly? Yearly? WHAT KIND???

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im assuming gross yearly income. And „by 35“ means I have to save roughly the completely affordable amount of $500 a day for the next nine months straight to reach this goal. Great advice.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is laughably absurd because to have 2x the salary of $100k at age 35, you could do it with:

- 5% salary contribution
- 50% employer match (AKA an extra 2.5% salary contribution)
- 5% annual return on investment

BUT you would need to start at age 18 WITH THE $100K SALARY!

Assuming an annual raise of 7.5% (lmao) to get from my starting wage at 18 to my current wage at 34 I would need to double the salary contribution and employer match to get 2x my salary at 35, and have started at 18

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok if i made 100k a year I think I could easily save 200k in 3 years. Maybe 4 if im grossly underestimating how much tax I would owe on 100k.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Almost certainly not the case. In MN my taxes and other deductions, not including existing 401k, is about 29%. So at 100k you would actually have a take home of 71k, less if you have a higher monthly insurance cost than me (mine about $300 per month).

To save 200k in 3 years, you would need to put away $66,666 annually, leaving you less than 5 grand to live on per year. Not including return on investment of course. In 4 years, you would live on 21k per year, aka 40 hours per week at $10/hr.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok so four years living on what i live on now, easy. Although cant I put away that 66k pre-tax?

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1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

....why is it Jon Arbuckle???

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