Queue the Jaws theme

Oct 12, 2023 3:28 PM

Devi8tor

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Oh, lawd, he comin'!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I had in my in my head was Young Guns..”ahhh ah ahhhhh ah..you guys see the size of that chicken”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oh thank God it's a shark, my yacht's rudder is safe."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's usually a basking shark when they're this big. Usually.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whale shark?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shut up, Meg!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoom in a bit more and shake the camera around so we really can’t see what it is please.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks to be about 18 feet (approx. 5.5 M) but can’t get a good look at the colors and not sure of the area. Could be a young great white, but possibly a tiger

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I like land. Shark is no match for me in downtown Cincinnati

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was gonna post the Ohio river shark but snopes said it was bs

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tp paraphrase... Boats not big enough.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

going to need a bigger toilet

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

My uncle was fishing on a 17 ft boat. A tiger shark swam past that was longer than the boat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t have time to listen to the Jaws theme, I’ll put it on my Spotify cue.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna need a bigger banana

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You're going to need a bigger phone. Or at least learn to film in landscape mode.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

“You know the thing about a shark…he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I am happy to observe the ocean from a distance. I feel no need to go there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We we're at Fort Walton Beach, in FL. Sitting on the dock, I dropped my flip flop in the water almost right on top of what had to have been a 17' Hammerhead. It was known around the area and would chase tarpon up into the shallows. Biggest shark I've ever seen.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was never able to view the thing in Jaws as anything other than a prop. I tried.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sucks, I’m sorry

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. That seems to be the only one (besides Japanese rubber-suit monsters of the 1960s) that I can't perceive as a monster. The Xenomorph in "Alien" and the monster in John Carpenter's "The Thing" scared the crap out of me. That was fun.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, those two scare the crap out of me too, even seeing them each 50 times

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are the only two movies that have ever given me nightmares. Now the nightmare test is my benchmark for a good horror flick.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The movie that gave me the worst nightmares of my life was The Reanimator

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That text box really is not helpful

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You know what this video needs tho? Some more non informative text pasted right over where the action is. And some emoticons, too. Yeah, that'll make it better!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally harmless basking shark.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That’s not what I meant when I said after I go, there must be a huge wake.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

* cue

2 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

A list of waiting songs is called a queue. An action call to play a song is a cue. Adding a song to play next is adding the song to the queue. If the queue is empty, that would play the song right away. Not enough info of OP's intent to correct him like a little bitch.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

*q

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, just to be safe, I added the Jaws theme in my "Now playing" queue.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Kyu

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Technically valid if you have several musics standing in line for hot dogs or smth

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*cue

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

But the phrase "cue the..." comes from stage and screen where one might say "cue the flying monkeys" etc. For cases of queueing, one would more likely say "queue up the..." so "queue the..." is generally always going to be a misspelling of "cue".

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct. You can't call one thing a line. Cue the Jaws tune. You can have more than one thing in a line. Queue the Jaws tune with the other tunes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s a 20 footer

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Twenty five.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That big "holy shit" really obsures the view quite a bit

2 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago (deleted Mar 31, 2025 7:26 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yo, calm down

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss when videos used to just be videos... Now everything is portrait mode, <60 seconds long, has wheezing laughter or a chipmunk voice overlayed, captions + emojis plastered on the front, some random person reacting to it on the side and the most obnoxiously annoying songs immaginable.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not only that but it's in the fucking way.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No worries. Sharks aren’t pointlessly cruel.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

They have their reasons…have you been gods, humanity?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a basking shark. We are the ones with the cruelty: they filter feed; we fill their habitat with plastic.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about tiger sharks?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just need to take nibble to see if you’re food

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they are large and hungry predators

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No that's a basking shark. It's a filter feeder. It's basically harmless

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So stop being such a snack!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Mostly curious actually. Shark bites tend to be the shark equivalent of 'What Is Dis? Imma find out!'

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And worse, they're curious. Even if they don't eat you, they can take a bite and maim you just for the sake of checking you out.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know why but I think Basking shark, but that seems to be moving to fast...

2 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

What's chasing it?!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong music for basking shark.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also think it's a basking shark

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's Terry the fat shark

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Folks filming said it was a Brudge (Norway)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a basking shark alright. They have a very distinct head shape with the seemingly overextended gills (they filter feed). And yes, they can go quite fast when they want to.

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Yep completely harmless and supposedly super friendly, or at least thats what i've heard.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Whatever it is, with some skis, rope, and brass balls, you could ski behind it.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Or you could jump over it with those skis

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Calm down Fonzie.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's a bull shark

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 7

It's a basking shark

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're a basking shark

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if so, that's a lotta bull ...

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It might not be a Great White, but that's definitely not a bull. Bull sharks have a blunt nose

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I thought they were small

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected not as small as I thought

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Saw a 15' tiger shark in the Florida Keys.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Nov 13, 2023 11:24 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0