TheDnDGuy
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Edit: I have the sauce now.
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TinkerTailorSoldierSpy
I can see a whole bunch of plot devices here... DM-"You find a shrunken dwarven head". Dwarf player-"Uncle Hargrimm?"
Vermillion27
Genjuin
Pocket of Sand...Dale is that you?
angrybook
Sh sh sha!
mustardburp
Pocket Sand, but no Playgob gentlegoblin magazine, tsk tsk.
Schitzoflink
Here is the Patreon if you want to support them https://www.patreon.com/ladytiefling
MasterPrime
If this was an app with random 12 items I definitely would.
Topherak
But rolling dice is what we love to do.
MasterPrime
I mean the 12 options are different every time rather than static. You still roll the dice.
Serenitis
It's missing "clingy sportswear" from the Kobold loot table.
alexstamat
Serenitis
Okay.
decoycatfish
QuestionableMethods
I like it, but these are some rich-ass BBEG fodder.
Noobalott
Was thinking the same thing. Values need to be nerfed hard.
QuestionableMethods
IIRC, commoner (not craftsman) might make like 1 sp/week? So that bandit is carrying ~5yrs worth of income for most peasants.
IAMSHERBERT
The players handbook mentions that a skilled but not exceptional artisan could earn a gold a day, it’s not impossible for the bandit to have
IAMSHERBERT
Seems fairly explainable that a successful bandit could have that on hand, of course all this is dm preference
CrazedLlamaz
housebread
NorwegianJim
https://imgur.com/OPRoMkb
Applepotamus
"1d100 Caltrops" the forbidden lego
AeternalDreamer
https://imgur.com/o16qe8E
gir2195
This isn't a dump. It's an informative and concise too, @op!
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Excellent. Though a source is always appreciated.
TheDnDGuy
If I had one, i'd offer it, but sadly I do not.
dirtyhelpdesk
https://www.instagram.com/ladytiefling/?hl=en
KrampusCopia
Wow she has so many!
Zupermuz
I mean, the name is on all of them, do you need more?
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Yes.
MarcusRiedner
Source: http://www.just-fucking-google.it?s=Ladyteifling&e=finger
ItsActuallyDavidNow
If someone is posting someone else’s creation they should make it as easy as possible for others to go to the source. Such as, a link.
Numb3rThr33
DV8fromNormal
clintbacca
Chronomechanist
Assuming a standard D12, an upvote is apparently worth a roll of 3.
TotallyNotSociallyAwkward
You can see the three next to the upvote
mkelter
ltjektanoporkins
AFistfulOfDollHairs
The “evil mage” looks like kratos
LumiSpavememelord365
Arnoxthe1
"From a mother. Pleas for them to come home." Wow, I did not expect to get my heart stabbed today...
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Did they mean "venomous spiders"? Or are they testing to see if the players know the difference between venomous bite vs poisonous to eat?
70m4h4wk
The spiders are dead, but still have venom in them so now they are poisonous.
TheDnDGuy
Maybe both
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Venomous AND poisonous? Well, that makes sense.
HonkeyKawng
They're testing for pedantry.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I like your answer.
JHawke
Around here there's one word for both. Maybe whoever made that is from a country with a similar word.
70m4h4wk
What's the word?
FeedTheNachoMan
Bird is the word.
73mm13
scrizo
this is awesome, saved for future games
Volimar
TFW Kobolds are doing better in life than you.
Eniff
"I loot the chest"... -1 arm
circlebreaker
These items are OP AF for such middling enemies; a dagger that deals 2X the normal damage to humans? A wand of Burning Hands? WTF is this?
CyborgScribe
Kobold and goblins are very bottom of the barrel, not middling.
circlebreaker
Middling compared to an Ankheg or Basilisk, say. They're blown out of the water by something so middle-of-the-road as a standard Ogrillon...
fairybug
Well, I floop the pig.
Haakien
Are those Spurt-references on the kobold chart?
CyborgScribe
Are they? I think they are references to the kobold subtype that has crazy pets and gadgets.
Roland191145
I loot this....post!
OtterAvalanche
I'm slowly building a favourites album of dnd stuff. Another one for the vault
Draenic
You gain advantage on Dungeon Master skill checks for the next 1d3 sessions!
unti1x
but... 3 sided dice...
unti1x
1d20 to get upvote
TheDnDGuy
D: o no
ASGemar
1. Upvote 2. Link to source 3. 1d12 Replies 4. Downvote 5. 1d4 gifs 6. Favorite 7. . 8. Correspondence from a Troll Wishing to Start a Fight
StarBlesser
I like it when people go out of their way to do these things, thank you ASGemar!
HairyBigToe
"Wait, what does a 7 get me?"
RaddahRaddah
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bigfatpanda89
Doing the overlords work!
AwkwardKeming
You find a random gif!
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
fuck thats the entire movie!!!!!!!
AwkwardKeming
DanFendi
I drink...your milkshake!
LegacyMuse
The milkshake is gone. The boys slowly depart your yard.
NotTinyPancakes
I drink it up
Etereo
Cool...mostly pointless loot
TheDnDGuy
DM's can also put rare items and riches in a chest nearby, as most things wouldn't have treasure worth tons on them, it's reckless.
javadad60
What were you expecting to find? Chances are, they're not going to have the One Ring.
Lvl100boss
You can tell when a post is useful when it has more favorites then likes
Miller16of16
I'm stealing all of it for later use....
PxC4
What kind of values are "1d4"? I don't understand them (clearly I am not a D&D player)
QuestionableMethods
Dice are written as 1dX in RPGs. 1d4 denote a four-sided die.
VandalayPennypackerandKernson
The first number is the amount of die and the second is the number of sides on it.
completelyordinary
d[#] stands for a die with that amount of sides. So a d6 has 6 sides, goes from 1-6. the number in front of it means amount of those dice.
PxC4
I appreciate the info I've been receiving :)
WilliamKeith
The random amount you get when you roll 1 die with 4 sides, i.,e. 1 through 4. (A pyramid, or tetrahedron, is a 4-sided die.)
PxC4
Oooooh! Okay, thanks.
WilliamKeith
X d Y + Z means "roll X dice with Y sides each and take the total, then add Z."
PxC4
I saw that extra "Z" # in a recent D&D post that had me like "now what's all this??" Hahaha Thanks for clarifying that for me