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True story
randomwalrus
As a Canadian I can give you the CareBear loredump. That was the cocaine epidemic year. We were all blitzed off our tits.
DJOldguy
#7 I know they do, but I have always wondered, no matter how it's made, why the fuck anyone would eat that shit...
coffee0959
#10 alimony and cheese. Pepperoni prenup.
TonyDiethelm
I'm in Portland. Checks out.
Tomigami
#10 Let's start with some hors d'ivorce
emu314159127001
#6 I kinda feel "chef's kiss," either written out or that stupid gesture, even about food, is really douchey. And I'm no one, so i can't be the only one thinkin it about whoever.
Glorfman12
#3 so you have to fix this horizontal style. Give the open end a rolli shut but keep a corner open. Lay the bag on the counter LONG SIDE seam down, and gently pat the cereal to the shape. The open corner lets the bag vent if needed. Take the box and feed the closed end of the bag in first and kinda wiggle it up. Voila.
Ivain
#2 the issue with ants is that if you let 1 ant into your house to grab some crumbs or sugar and whatnot, it'll go and tell its friends how it got in, and suddenly you have 100.000 ants running a nonstop supply line into your house.
asm80dfa8sdfj
#7 It's like someone thought "oh boy, let's combine potato salad, egg salad, and tuna salad, it's the greatest idea ever how has no one thought of it? ... how do you many any of those?"
KnifeKnut
#25 21, 23, 25 was the correct pathing because up to that point it was the next closest higher number.
TheGiraffeOfDoom
#5 No wonder I've never been carded
MintyFreshReferrals
#19 with a flag in the background too!
MintyFreshReferrals
https://www.19cbaseball.com/players-charles-radbourn.html
Baller
invisiblek
#5 I feel attacked and sad
XEndeadX
#7 "Which of the mayo salads do you want to make?" "Yes" "And for the flavor?" "No"
zwomally
#10 the “she took the kids menu” is just the drink menu and nothing else
ICanStopScrollingAnyTime
A good dump. I give it a Mostly amusing. Because I like clever word-play.
Sageypie
#6 this...this feels weird. Like, this feels like some sort of "Prometheus stealing the fire" type of deal. You can't step down to being a regular employee again? Is it because they feel like you'll share manager secrets if you do? Because that's what it feels like is the fear and reasoning here.
"Dave, now that you know that the daily huddles are complete bullshit, you can never return to what you once were, for the knowledge is too great"
species777
#7 I would be absolutely honest and say, "I'm sorry. I can't eat that." I would gag if not outright puke.
TheSuperSquirrel
#2 Ants want more than just those crumbs. A LOT more.
PacMan4Life
#21 Now ask where they live
pharmie01
If the niece is pretty then Paradise City otherwise relegated to the Jungle
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
#22 it’s so beautiful 🥲
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
So is your mom:)
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Only if the lights are off
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Ohhhh. Mom burn
trhopkins
#8 Well to be fair: Star Trek spent way more than 8 episodes doing a parody of Star Trek
Stanistani
*wanders over to Wikipedia* Only four episodes?
rbudrick
Yeah but the Star Trek care bears episode has arguably not happened yet.
IAmTheBadW01f
The Stargate episodes parodying Stargate remain some of the finest television I've ever seen
BeardicPerformance
200 is 😙👌
IAmTheBadW01f
I love how brutally they mock themselves, pulling no punches about silly things that were established in early canon
ardinmcallister
In the same vein as the parody episodes:
DID YOU KNOW? Pat McKenna (Harold in The Red Green Show) was in two episodes of SG1. In both episodes (S06E08 and S07E09), he plays Jay Felger.
NOW YOU KNOW.
IAmTheBadW01f
How very Canadian of them lol