"I would rather cut off my scrotum with a rusty bread knife." I actually used this when a recruiter was pressuring me to extend a contract for telecoms support at a London bank. She wouldn't take no for an answer but she did, finally, get the point.
I'm from England and I can't even tell if this guy's taking the piss or not as I never really interact with anyone from the south. I'm from Lancashire, and so I hear that a lot, and then not far from me is Yorkshire where everyone talks like the Starks. I'm naturally untrusting of anyone who speaks posh.
Hm. This would hit better if the words/accent were actually spoken correctly. I've never heard a real person sound more like an AI attempting to sound human.
At first, I though he just had a stilted way of speaking. Then came "terribly apologize," and I began to suspect. But it was all the clipping on "acquiesce" that tipped it for me.
You'd think that since he already went through the trouble of getting on camera and lip syncing the entire thing he might as well just use his vocal chords to actually say the goddamn sentence.
Waylander993
Glaswegian ... git tae fuck ya hoon
allenvasher3000
It is like when I'm 100 words short on a paper
YouCanShoveYourMagicBeansUpYourAss
"I would rather cut off my scrotum with a rusty bread knife." I actually used this when a recruiter was pressuring me to extend a contract for telecoms support at a London bank. She wouldn't take no for an answer but she did, finally, get the point.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Yar avin a giraffe m8
klaceo
LongSerpent
"ees a radio, ya muppit!"
WeatherWiz
Just need an accent and this will work well.
Solkanarmy
Mancunian English: Jog on
RexRexroththe1st
Becker37
So, the "higher" the class the more they like to hear themselves talk.
z3253304
Aussie: yeah nah
valen00
*cunt (but only if you like them)
baldbear
Yah nay, mate
splinkles
Scottish: Get tae fuck, ye weapon
TheRedBaron8
Fukn'ell
Vergath
Advanced Scottish: Awaw an take yer face fer a shite
splinkles
Aye, cunt, ye’ve been telt!
Nikolai5
I'm from England and I can't even tell if this guy's taking the piss or not as I never really interact with anyone from the south. I'm from Lancashire, and so I hear that a lot, and then not far from me is Yorkshire where everyone talks like the Starks. I'm naturally untrusting of anyone who speaks posh.
C0baltBlue
He's reading from a script and doing a fucking terrible job. He's even mispronouncing some of the words. I'm not actually sure he's even English.
JjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjAsttfhhhvcc
Canadian: Sorry
darkstar86
Common English: Oh fuck off ya tit!
SamuthNBS
Hm. This would hit better if the words/accent were actually spoken correctly. I've never heard a real person sound more like an AI attempting to sound human.
phoony
madeejit
I'd love to, but I don't want to.
BenScarb
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request, as someone once said who was living in a ghost story.
q2grapple
What a twat
CrisprCAS
Fook oof ye numpty
NumptyDumptyLump
Ok
sleepinggreenidea
TI99Kitty
Scots.
Vergath
That's not how we say fuck, "fuhk" would be more accurate
Aaronyuri
You can't profess to the Americans on here about pronunciation - they don't listen. They're 1/25th Scottish, you know!
CrisprCAS
What about the mancs?
TankTrain
Australian:
"Yeah, na yeah." - Yes.
"Na, yeah na." - No.
DumpsterKoala
For convenience, also shortened to Yeah Nah and Nah Yeah.
willpostanything
ActuallyAPirate
"i must terribly appologise" well good job.... that was terrible
Babomonkey
Apparently 'Formal English' and 'Bad English' are related.
ChewyTheWookie
blizzyblerb
The subtitles don't even help here
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
This guy is still there to this day
OneWhiteW0LF
The only time this method of subtitling is acceptable
Snarkywisecrack
He's like Scotty telling Kirk that something cannot be done.
Hypothesist
he makes a good point
faro2000
English Sign Language:
PurpleSquare713
I think that's universal in most languages.
wurth
I'm unable to can.
TeeweeAndSmashboy
I can’t able.
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
AtlantisTheLostEmpire
Someone in the next stall are they?
Cranbananarama
I cannot yes.
Solivoid
Unable to comply, cannot in progress.
FloofBucket
I can I can't.
splinkles
I can’t even.
KiddR78
I can odd
dmjalund
What an odd thing to say
KiddR78
I can odd hear you.
VadersCallGirl
Even I know better
jimfalconer611
Ok but IS YOU OR IS YOU AINT?!
mcc1ane
"IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T ..."
totaleclipseofdescartes
♫ my baby ♫
nikolateslaismyhomeboy
splinkles
Bless you, couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the directions written on the heel.
Gelaticat
Hey! I’M a constituent!
TheMiamiVicePresident
I was really hoping royal English would just be “No.” again
Keru
Should be in German, though.
treknor
CitizenPrime
Same
AnimalShenanigans
Would be funny if it ended with footballer English and he just said “faaack offfff”
coothlesscthulhu
ClownishAntics
I'm not saying that effeminate Welsh lads are a special type of lovely, because I'd hoped that was obvious to all involved.
coothlesscthulhu
Effeminate lads in general, for the most part, are all lovely to me. You've got good taste tho, the Welsh lads hold a special place in my heart.
DonkeyGoat
These AI voices are getting ridiculous
TI99Kitty
At first, I though he just had a stilted way of speaking. Then came "terribly apologize," and I began to suspect. But it was all the clipping on "acquiesce" that tipped it for me.
Colopty
You'd think that since he already went through the trouble of getting on camera and lip syncing the entire thing he might as well just use his vocal chords to actually say the goddamn sentence.
TI99Kitty
TBF, the video has some AI vibes to it, too.
AirshipNavigator
I think it's actually ADR. Rerecorded in a studio/indoor setting.