Refusing to smile - showing he's a toughie

Jul 20, 2025 6:16 PM

Frustrating all those in attendance at Thursday night’s game between the Oakland Athletics and the Houston Astros, a local dumbfuck shown on the stadium’s Jumbotron decided to wait until the last damn second before waving to the camera, sources confirmed today.

According to a multitude of spectators present at Houston’s Minute Maid Park, the total dipshit was observed frittering away the vast majority of the narrow window of time in which he was displayed on the ballpark’s video board, seemingly unaware that tens of thousands of people were waiting for him to wave, smile, give a thumbs-up, or just do something ..

https://theonion.com/local-dumbfuck-on-jumbotron-waits-until-last-damn-secon-1819576420/

I honestly always smile AT LEAST inwardly when I see those trying to prove how tough they are "GRRR I don't see no positive shit. Life is .. GRRR". Hahaha. Obviously everyone knows it's up to them and it always WAS up to them. Duh. But some people need to prove they won't do it. It's funny!!

I hope you smile or crack a mental smirk today, from this or an unrelated thing - even if only a brief moment.

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2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Holy shit. I'm stealing this fake ass smile. Lol. How did he do that? His face is smiling but his eyes aren't. Brilliant!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Noooo! Noooo smiling! Lol

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2