I woke up, ran to my sleeping mum by shaking her and telling "Mum, I think I'm gonna be si *barf*" right on her. Still trying to get her eyes opened, she told me "That's ok, but next time maybe just go straight to the toilet."
The coolest puke I ever saw was one of my nieces. She very calmly asked me if I could hold her hair back while she threw up. I think she was about 7 or so.
That was me. 3rd grade I think? Those placement or aptitude test things or something. Mom made a big breakfast cuz it was big test day. I barfed all over that thing.
usernamesarenotcomments
I woke up, ran to my sleeping mum by shaking her and telling "Mum, I think I'm gonna be si *barf*" right on her. Still trying to get her eyes opened, she told me "That's ok, but next time maybe just go straight to the toilet."
conklin5
The coolest puke I ever saw was one of my nieces. She very calmly asked me if I could hold her hair back while she threw up. I think she was about 7 or so.
elusiveenchilada
And the powder stuff they put on it somehow compounded the smell so that it filled the entire school... Or so my olfactory trauma memories tell me
Okiegoon
That was me. 3rd grade I think? Those placement or aptitude test things or something. Mom made a big breakfast cuz it was big test day. I barfed all over that thing.
RadiDaddy
MoonMoon89
It was usually me.
DonkeyGoat
Dammit MoonMoon
mrhowser
My daughter once turned and threw up on her best friend.
DonkeyGoat
Pukkake
Isgrimnur
Sometimes it’s okay to not type out the thoughts in your head.
Layinginbed
I was at camp and sleeping on the top bunk. Woke up and puked on the kid below sleeping