Right click to hell

Jul 24, 2024 9:06 PM

WullieBlake

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(From Mandela Effect) Time becomes meaningless.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why you open Task Manager and kill the process

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I like how I can right click to empty the Recycle Bin and watch myself visibly age as Windows rubber stamps every file like the old lady librarian marking the due dates.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for reposting this. I was trying like hell to find it the other day

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When it’s literally faster to open safari/opera and go to Gmail than to open the mail app.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Purgatory is clicking to save an image and seeing it's .jpeg instead of .jpg.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was there, klingoff, I was there three thousand years ago when I made the same mistake

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This was funnier back when we were all running Windows XP and Outlook 2002. Funnier because it was true. That shit took 3 minutes minimum.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss Windows XP

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell is trying to get a direct image link from reddit, because their godawful "image viewer" has 17 fathoms of padding and the image itself refuses load in its original resolution. "Oh you want to zoom in too? Hahaha, no."

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

The “new” edge is Chromium just like Google Chrome. I don’t trust Google with my privacy, so I just use edge on windows. I use Firefox on Linux distros, and Safari on Mac.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting as "the rainbow spirals"...? MacOS?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NextStep

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell was back in the days of WIndows 98, and processes on your computer would trigger Java, and you would lose all communication with your computer for over a minute, just to see that little coffee cup arise in your system tray like the bad guy that you thought you had shot and killed minutes before. A few minutes after the appearance of that dastardly icon, you would have control of your computer once again.

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It was kind of like poor man's ransomware. You would lose control of your computer, your data, & your programs, but only for a couple of minutes, and you wouldn't have to pay anything. Just sit there.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wait, is email actually that archaic? I use it -- not just at work -- every. single. day.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using a client outside of your browser is highly uncommon these days,that's what this meme is talking about.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I remember that day.
Lots of scared people, followed by lots of deep, beleaguered sighs.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Back in the 20th century, good formatting included adding height and width attributes to your img tags.
I'm that old

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now days links don’t point to files, they are placeholders to whatever ad might be in the queue for each user

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What? Learn new things?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't even link to the picture. Hilarious.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Aaah shit."

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hell is also clicking to save an image and seeing it try to save as a webp file.

1 year ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 3

Very easy solution to that: right-click "copy image", open MS Paint (or GIMP, or any other image editor you like), ctrl+v, crop/resize as needed, and save as your favorite image format (I like PNGs). It's a bit more tedious, but you get the image.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I created and installed a virus on my own machine that every time it finds a webp image, it converts it to a jpg. Ok I actually do that manually. I'm the virus.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The only acceptable time for a screenshot.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or dragging to save it and watching your computer save an html shortcut to the image URL rather than save the actual image

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do people hate webp so much? It's better than jpeg and everything supports it... Is it because it's new and new is bad?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

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1 year ago (deleted Jul 26, 2024 5:12 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What old shit? WebP has bean around for more then a decade.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not everything supports it. That's why people don't like it

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, not everything supports it, which is the problem. Most basic image viewers,for instance. If you wanna be able to just look at and flick through images offline without waiting for a bunch of editing subroutines to load, webp is not a format you can use.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess coming out in 2010 is still new.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It is in terms of common image types yeah, jpeg came out in 1992,so 2010 is new

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone! Switch to Firefox and use the screengrab option!

Librewolf.net is the easiest and best way to get Firefox without having to manually add the best privacy settings and adblockers!

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Yes, switch to a build of Firefox. No, do not resort to screenshots. Just save the webp and convert it if you need to. Irfanview is a stupid flexible viewer, and can convert types easily.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its actually pretty dope. Its right up there with the linux screenshot tool. Why does Windows suck so hard when it comes to a simple screenshot. Upper corner to opposite lower corner? Thats it!? I cant even drag my little square around if I didnt crop it right? I just start over again until I get the perfect upper corner click for my selection? Fuck you, Windows snipping tool.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got so annoyed at webp files that I found a command-line program (IrfanView) to convert them to jpg, and with some Autohotkey scripting, now I just save them to a folder on my desktop and they get automatically converted to jpg

1 year ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I just made a .bat file to run in the download folder weekly.
ren *.webp *.jpg
ren *.jpeg *.jpg

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Automatically? Go on...

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Good old Irfanview lol.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Teach me your ways.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't just tease us with this and not provide the source code....

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Loop,Files,C:\Users\Mike\Desktop\webp_to_convert\*.webp
{
webpfile=%A_LoopFileName%
StringTrimRight,shortfile,webpfile,4
RunWait,C:\Program Files\IrfanView\i_view64.exe %webpfile% /convert=%shortfile%jpg
FileDelete,%webpfile%
}
FileMove,%A_Desktop%\webp_to_convert\*.jpg, %A_Desktop%\*.jpg
FileMove,%A_Desktop%\webp_to_convert\*.png, %A_Desktop%\*.png
FileMove,%A_Desktop%\webp_to_convert\*.jpeg, %A_Desktop%\*.jpeg
FileMove,%A_Desktop%\webp_to_convert\*.gif, %A_Desktop%\*.gif

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so sorry for not following through on that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s wrong with webp?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If I save an image, I want the image, not a web-link to the image.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

It *IS* the image.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tell that to whatever is causing it to open in a browser after saving. It's not a problem though, I have ways to get it in my preferred file type.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

That'd be the file type associations on your computer. Probably defaults to opening webp files in your browser just because that's a program that *can* open the file type. Next time you open one, check if the address bar starts with "file://"; if so, that's a local file. If you've got another program installed that can open webp files, then there'll be a way to change the default to that, but where exactly that setting is varies depending on your OS and version (google is your ally here).

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd also like to know. It's smaller than png when lossless, smaller than jpg when lossy, and everything supports it. I don't get why it's not more common, if anything

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It's not immediately viewable on many operating systems.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In addition to what other people have said, a lot of free programs people use to edit images won't recognize webp.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What programs? Gimp and paint.net have supported it for ages.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, its that third thing you listed. Not everything supports it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1