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silverwolf0
Forgot the one about gay people causing hurricanes
montofonic
Dear Americans..We have idiots in politics within Europe, but none can even hold a candle to these. Wow! Big respect!
bonosboner
How did that woman ever get elected.
TheWarHymn
Being popular doesn't mean you're smart. Especially if your main base is the uneducated.
beerlady
The Bad Lip Reading of her was one of the best
perey
"And where I'm from, mama gets a what-what, you know I represent."
FixedsysLabs
Monoxide is a simple asphyxiant, right? Or is it actually toxic?
wolverine9000
CO2 is not considered toxic or deadly. If it is the only gas in the room though that means there is no oxygen left to breath.
Munchman347
'Science shmiance, History Shmistory! I have the Constitutional right to go with my feelings and ignore those Lib Egg-heads!...'
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Planed parenthood is a private company. Just have normal public healthcare and stop funding corporations, is that so hard?
pancakesplz
They don't want to spend money except on war and tax breaks for themselves. They don't want abortions, but they also hate birth control.
Kayveman
yes. The republicans don't want everyone to have healthcare, and they're in charge of the senate at the moment.
bjorklund
Any gas is deadly in large quantities, including oxygen. It’s not too much of one has that kills you, it’s the lack of oxygen that does.
wooferpoofer
That's true for things like nitrogen and argon, not CO2. CO2 is a poison. It will kill you long before is displaces enough O2 to asphyxiate.
zanaria
I am pretty sure anyone who has ever suffocated could tell her that carbon dioxide is harmful...
Mcconnern
Isn't it the lack of O2 that does it?
zanaria
Lack of O2 does cause problems, but CO2 does too. In fact Oxygen can also kill you if you breath nothing but that
KleptoKea
The USA education system at work. No wonder the country is brought to its knees by the idiocy of its own people.
pancakesplz
See, she's not stupid, she's pandering, major difference.
KleptoKea
Yes but people fall for it. That can only happen with a poorly educated population.
pancakesplz
Not entirely true, intelligent people are just as easy to dupe, since they assume they're too smart to fall for something.
KleptoKea
We're talking right now about a population that elected and supported and almost re-elected a man who boasted on tape about sexually 1/
KleptoKea
Assaulting women. He said on TV he and gods daughter enjoy Sex as a commonality and that he'd date her if she wasn't his daughter. 2/
pancakesplz
i know, i know. We're also talking about people that think trickle down economics works, and they they're a "silent majority"
yeahhedugit
Colbert's Late Show is one of Trump's worst nightmares. Laughed at trumpy for 4 years.
Daeinn
uBooLian
Got the chrome plug in that converts his name in print on any web page!
Daeinn
that gotta be one of the cringiest flexes I ever heard about
beartato
Oh man, I remember this and it was hilarious. The issue now is the right also turned into NPCs and now the meme isnt relevent anymore.
STEVIERAYK
Compared to trump she's smarter.
khensu83
I’m confused on planned parent hood are they for or against abortions
ErniesWidow
Planned Parenthood is for enabling women to make reproductive choices.
WaffleStompFantasy
Plus like cancer screenings and stuff. Even if you have a flu you can see a PP doctor if you otherwise couldn’t afford it
OrionRed
PP is pro-choice. They haven't used govt money do abortions for at least a decade.
WaffleStompFantasy
Plus cancer screenings and stuff. Even if you have a flu you can see a PP doc if you otherwise couldn’t afford it.Lots of cancer checks too
Unpossible
Planned Parenthood isn't FOR or AGAINST abortions. They're pro-planned parenthood, hence the "planned parenthood" part of their name ... 1/
Unpossible
2/ But if you didn't plan for parenthood and find yourself without a parenthood plan at a time of parentcy, they can plan either way =)
Unpossible
But they'd rather avoid the whole, you know, abortion thing if there's other options. YKWIM?
Conser1
Wasn't PP's founder like super racist and saw abortion as one way to control/get rid of the black population or something?
2074red2074
No, she just said that people with hereditary diseases who have made the personal decision not to reproduce should be given birth control.
HunglikeaHamster
Well, the last statement is kind of true. Carbon dioxide is inert. It just has several unwanted side effects when there's too much of it.
HunglikeaHamster
Like being heavier and denser than most other gasses in the atmosphere, thus reflecting heat radiated from the planet.
HunglikeaHamster
Not to mention pushing oxiden out of the lower levels, causing suffocation, when large quantities are released too fast.
pancakesplz
...please go read a book.
HunglikeaHamster
Why would i read a bunch of bundled faxes? There's enough to read on the internet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos_disaster
pancakesplz
Well for starters there is no gas called "oxyden".
localsurfer
like....suffocation
bonosboner
2. that more CO2 meant bigger plants > more food > solving world hunger. I guess he was right in a way. Dead people don’t eat.
bonosboner
1. Yeah, but the people making that claim are using it to justify their disbelief in global warming. I had some guy earnestly explain to me
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
God every time it's an American politician spouting absolute nutball nonsense, like our Michelle Bachmann, here, it's *always* a Republican!
pancakesplz
Gotta speak the language the base believes.
ActionKingTheBest
Yo! You can not post titles like that! WTF man. Not cool, not cool at all.
jinglies
Colbert report hasn't been on since 2014?
AlkeneThiol
When the fuck are full episodes gonna be released for streaming? Comedy centrals streaming site is hot garbage
kozzillakilla
Tbh all my brain saw was “RIP Colbert” and it’s 4am so I was like, also about to freak out.
shinymetalassassin
Spoilers! I'm still in 2013.
3Davideo
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
O boy do you have some fun times ahead of you! Make sure to stock up on toilet paper.
maijen0062000
Rip? Did he die?!
Carnwennan
Yea, carbon dioxide got him
CanineEuphoria
Autoasphyxiation, it’s in the last frame
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
That was a good episode, you dont see suicide on air anymore these days
wikkozki
No, didnt you read. Carbon dioxide isnt dangerous :)
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Yep about the same time he sold his soul to CBS
taichanie
Ah yes. He sold his soul to CBS when he went from CC (ViacomCBS) to CBS....
OfallthestupididioticWTF
He tried to bring his old character and they wouldn't let him now instead of comedy well look at what the daily show us now same thing there
KashiofWavecrest
Yes. He's on network TV, where humor goes to die.
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
New show doesn't compare in my opinion, I miss the Colbert Report character.
Lepidopterous
Colbert Report > A Late Show and Jon Stewart > Trevor Noah, but Stephen and Trevor still bring it! I always look forward to them
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Lepidopterous
I didn’t even compare the two lol. They each brought something different imo. But ultimately I agree. Jon Stewart was my favorite.
redpandabanana
Yea but irony and sarcasm goes right over their maga hat
HieronymousFlex
The character sort of lost relevance when his over-the-top parody of a right-wing pundit became less over-the-top than the real ones.
hootiequack
It's almost the template for them now.
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
Good point.
KevinStrexcorp
Sadly, yes. The guy from the Late Show keeps talking about this other guy who he definitely is not.
MantisTobagganMD
I blame network tv. He has to dumb himself down so much to appeal to a broader, more common denominator audience.
KevinStrexcorp
No, literally, the character he played in the Colbert Report is owned by some other network, so that character is officially dead
KevinStrexcorp
He occasionally introduces a cousin
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
And he's such a intelligent comedian, it's really too bad. Bet the $$ good though.
ComicAvec
I am like 95% sure Josef Mengele did some research on carbon dioxide being a harmful gas. She should know her nazi history a bit better.
outtaleftfield
I’m sure she thinks that’s all made up
MightestGlowCloud
Then he repeated it thousands of times just to make sure. Fuck me what a POS sadist that man was.
DaveK014
He probably won't fuck you, but if you're a twin he might have you fuck another set of twins. For science of course.
confanity
No, she deliberately avoided studying that because she hoped to one day repeat it.
Zamm005
She knows as well as you do. Continuing to imply that she needs to learn more is excusing these people. Stop it. Malice isn’t ignorance.
zafner
I used carbon dioxide to put a pet down once. It was a very sad experience
wolverine9000
They use carbon monoxide to euthanize pets, not dioxide. Also if you breath anything other than oxygen long enough you will die.
zafner
Yes, like I said, I used carbon dioxide to put a pet down once. Very sad.
LackadasicalGoblin
One should the history of their people
SheepySleepySmuggler
They tried a lot of options - turns out killing and disposing of large numbers of bodies is hard.
midnightsasquatch
Carbon dioxide is not harmful, it's more the lack of oxygen that is.
ComicAvec
I think you should probably study basic physiology before commenting on these matters. CO2 is basically an acid and build up lowers blood pH
midnightsasquatch
My bad, but the pictures were about CO2 gas and surely Colbert would be dying of suffocation in his rebuttal rather than CO2 poisoning..?
tobodoc
CO2 buildup can lead to cardiac dysrhythmias. Fun fact: your respiratory drive is mostly to rid yourself of CO2 rather than acquire O2.
Euronyme
You don’t need mengele. Just stick your head in a plastic bag as he did. Research done.
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
Thats more lack of oxygene killing you.
Euronyme
That’s how carbon dioxide gets you. It’s not poisonous, it just replaces the oxygen.
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
i don't remember the lethal mix exact but is not many percent of the gas mix (single number percent?) CO2 is quite narcotic though (TBC)
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
(esp with pressure) - pure fear of death
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Both lack of O2 and CO2 poisoning. Each condition can be lethal on its own. If you breathe a mixture of both gases, you can die from ...
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
CO2 toxicity despite getting enough oxygen.
Euin
Co2 isnt dangerous thou. Obviously you cant breathe ONLY co2 but there a quite large percentage of co2 in air
outtaleftfield
Maybe it is and it just takes ~80 years to succumb to it
dalaiyoda
TIL 0.04% == "a quite large percentage".
Madalchemist2018
Depending on the stat it is 50x higher than voter fraud and the Math experts from the GOP know that is everywhere.
CopaceticQuasar
I always knew hypercapnia was just a lie perpetrated by Big Air!
BrockEffingSamson
Big Air wanted a cool mascot to trick kids into breathing...and that's why the Air Bud movies exist.
OrionRed
I'm almost positive this is a climate change denial message she's giving. So Colbert just made it absurd.
dontrike
Your parents are ashamed of you.
LAMovieDesign
Swoosh!!
wooferpoofer
Uh, no, CO2 is toxic and there's hardly any in the air. Air is 0.04% CO2. 10% CO2 is lethal in minutes even with plenty of O2. Don't be dumb
Euin
Co2 is not toxic. Its a vital part of life on earth. Without co2 life would not exist
wooferpoofer
It isn't toxic to plants, it is to humans. Sit in a big tub with dry ice and see how you fare. You'll die long before you run out of oxygen.
Euin
Alot of stuff is bad for humans, it doesnt make it dangerous or harmful. I wasnt talking about if its bad for humans.
WaffleStompFantasy
See I didn’t know this. That’s what makes imgur and google amazing. If you don’t know something look it up! TIL. I knew CO2 was bad but
WaffleStompFantasy
Not the lethal amounts. If you don’t know something research it. Why is the internet age so dumb
pancakesplz
Because it's the people that are dumb. If you want to see something neat, read up what happens if the oxygen % goes up a few points.
pancakesplz
(spoiler: it's bad)
DinosaursCameFromSpace
Back when he’d interview people who weren’t plugging films
yikesaroni
the "interviews" were the one part of colbert report that i couldn't sit through, he'd bring on intelligent people to be an idiot to them
DeeRow11B
Spot on accurate.
WilliamWeird
He was a springboard for their rebuttal, which was genius.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
His job in the interviews was to be shown to be in the wrong. He spoke to every guest before the show to make sure they're on the same page.
IIikethecutofyourjib
I just didn't like when he interviewed the guys from Oak Island on hus late show. They're genuinely nice intelligent men and he shay on them
grandestoptimist
If you cant laugh at yourself after digging for buried treasure and coming up with nothing then you shouldn’t be in the treasure hunting biz
IIikethecutofyourjib
They can. They do. They're awesome. Not to mention they have found a shit ton. The interview was awkward af. He seemed weirdly mean to them.
WilliamWeird
It's like, 99.999999% of the job, including all the repeated failures.