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Dec 8, 2023 3:03 PM
JonnyMal
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BluesFish
richaMarblePrince
#1 Harold Shipman also had a deadly jab.
Hypothesist
#1
TheMiamiVicePresident
#14 phew lad, that’s a good one
JonnyMal
You’re a good one ❤️
Mansoor68729
#14 Who is that Any, that if she's around with Takers then Givers need not have limits?
JonnyMal
Ooohhhh are you pronouncing the word “any” like the name “Annie”?
zwomally
#5 Potter on a blotter
unholyRC
JonnyMal
I love this guy
likerice
#1 Should put Bill Cosby in there too
MilesTeg88
#1 nothing funny about Jim Jones or the incident.
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
FormerlySable
It’s still not funny to relatives of the victims. (I’m one of them.) There will never be “enough time passed” for it to be funny.
Ericno91
#1 say what you want but I'm having the Kool aid before a nose breaker from Mike
IdiotSavantTinker
#1
bikergeek6249
Sorry to ruin the joke but it was Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid.
IdiotSavantTinker
But flavor-aid doesn't have a mascot as well known as Kool-Aid man, so it's harder to dress up.
BigPPMothBF
too late, "don't drink the kool-aid!" is already a thing
xenjamin
HARRY POTTER ON ACID BLOTTER!
NorrinxRadd
#6 I love this, it took me a long time to find Shaun l, probably because I killed him before I knew it was him
JonnyMal
Makes him pretty easy to find later though
JeanPierreRosa
#3 who the fuck names a kid Kevin? Horrible!
MrStealYourGiF
#5 I feel like there's probably HP themed tabs in circulation somewhere, it's not like they tend to get official licensing for any graphics.
Lonecoon
#1 My name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch, like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one munch.
JonnyMal
Snooj
#5 is Potter on the blotter for all you people who didn't go to college in the 90s.
vladimirtheliberator
#5 Harry P on the LSD?
Animorphs
Blotter papers. Potter on blotter.
niful1
Potter on a blotter
MandalorianFromMandalore
#10 Hannah Barbera would have definitely had an ascot, tie, or scarf. They used that to hide the animation movements of the head.
ridureyu
#2 I saw this on Quibi. It went ooorly for everybody involved.
JonnyMal
You…you saw something on Quibi?!
YALL WE FOUND THEM!!
FleeseekstheMeeseeks
#5 Harry Potter on acid? Oh yeah, I’ve seen that movie, it’s called Guns Akimbo
Iwilltryandmakeajokeofit
Licking a brit?
JonnyMal
💯 that movie was amazing
ReverseSyzygy
wiz kid on the a-cid
VonZinzer
What I appreciated about that film was that at the end the girl was like, you're horrifying and scary. Rug pull, happy-ending-wanters!
blaghart
I also appreciated that the super badass and violent woman was like "I'm damaged goods on a level so far beyond social healing capabilities that I literally don't belong in society anymore"
RFT42
potter on the blotter
Orzahn
Fucking hell, doing the lords work here friend.
100KushUps
Shit, I had "HP on LSD".
3leggedpup
THANK YOU I never would have thought of Blotter on my own
4vie
Blotter?
RFT42
Blotting paper is a highly absorbent type of paper meant to absorb ink or oil. The liquid LSD is added to a sheet of blotting paper (or blotter), which is perforated into tabs.
4vie
Ah
Lepidopterous
#3 “One more match, Liu Kang, then you have to give the controller to Shinnok.”
- My friend after he has kids, probably
masterbot
#8 could someone explain that one to my friend ?
somnif
Two ingredients: Potatoes, Sour Cream, Salt, and Pepper.
masterbot
So picard is not there for any specific reason other then to show unhappiness that 2 isn't a 4 basically
somnif
It's a reference to a star trek episode similar to "1984". Picard is being tortured, and being forced/broken into seeing 4 lights as 5
somnif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3EsXgXcyQ This scene is the conclusion to the episode, for some context
JonnyMal
Well let your friend know it’s a reference to a Star Trek TNG episode in which Picard exclaimed “THERE ARE FOUR!!”
nosimpleway
#3 What kind of a name is Kevin
doesntmatter
All the people named the real world names Gerald and Zelda not after the characters just shaking their heads
TheCaptain00
Irish, apparently.
JonnyMal
blaghart
Looks like a weirdo to me
Rikardi
Don't you dare talk like that to the greatest chili maker the paper companys ever seen!
blaghart
What kind of weirdo likes chili?
Serkus
#1 I'm still saying Tyson.
jayman0123
I look at it like this, of those 3, tyson had the cleanest sharpshooter hits, foreman had 2 wrecking balls at the ends of his arms and ali was the long game, he'd chip you off and make you work your ass off to hit him.
jayman0123
my dad had tickets to see ali v liston 1, he was late to the match up. he was literally walking up to the doors as people started coming out... he laughed about it years later when he told me. He made it a point from then on to not be late anywhere again.
mmodlin
George Foreman.
Housemaster
I'd never want to get hit with one of these:
mmodlin
Foreman vs Ron Lyle in 76 was just stupid violent.
thesecondbreakfastclub
I dunno, that one punch killed 918 people.
Serkus
True, but they weren't trying very hard to not be killed.
Cinammontoastcrunch
Not true! Some of them ran and were gunned down instead!
FormerlySable
Yep. A relative of mine was part of the film crew that died.
Serkus
Well those people clearly don't count since they weren't killed by the punch!
thesecondbreakfastclub
#5 is…..?
SwadeWilson
HP on LSD
nonickname23
Potter on a Blotter. That's my best guess. But I may or may not have done a considerable amount of acid, so you can never be sure...
JonnyMal
One never can be sure. And may I offer an early Happy Bicycle Day to you
jstraw731
Like very early. Wasnt that in april?
JonnyMal
4/19 :) Well met good sir. I hope your back feels ok and that you never run out of orange juice
VeryStableGenius
Blotter...
OriginalAndWitty
Harry Potter on acid? Yeah I dunno.
somnif
Those paper bits with acid on them are called "Blotter" paper.
possumstew
Harry Potter on a Blotter
goodVibrations22
Wondering the same thing lol
AdonisMcThunderCock
Chosen Onge on a tongue. The boy who lived, but bekifft.
bajeezus
Harry Potter on an acid blotter
LordKitchenersValet
These things are like one-word crossword puzzles, is what they are.
zafner
#11 can somebody please explain to me what the hell this is supposed to mean
JonnyMal
It’s related to #5
zafner
Oh, okay. Thanks