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https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/nov/30/rough-sleepers-how-chinstrap-penguins-survive-on-micronaps-aoe
westPAguy
ridureyu
Humans cannot sustain this state? Have you seen me on the job?
UrbanSteveIrwin
Otherwise known as narcolepsy. Wait until USA finds out. They have been dying to get into the drug market in Antarctica
3rdoption
I'm more into quality.
ErectileFunction
I take what I can get.
knubberrub
Well they're eligible to drive in the United States - just ask gram.
bekindtoanimals
This is grad school
Yellowchopsticks
Ivain
I mean, considering my level of cognition when I'm functioning on 3 hours of true sleep and 4-5 hours of half-arsed attempted napping, I see how they sustain it. I too function entirely on instinct in such a state, needing coffee to get me lucid for about an hour or so, then back into routine mode. I can still come across as a functional human being, but only by rote and experience.
Imalwaysready
I feel like I am capable of doing this, but it usually involves being somewhere I don't want to be, doing something I don't want to do, and listening to someone I don't care to listen to drone on and on about something I don't care to think about. To think they evolved this ability without having to first invent jobs and taxes and 24-hour news cycles and other modern conveniences? Nature is simply amazing!
Sully0811
Do not give the corporate types more ideas please.
TalkingSnake
They must be single parents.
KikoNoUdon
Dozing off repeatedly for hours? Amateur hour. Try surviving a Monday morning meeting without caffeine - now that's true endurance.
Promethianfire
Flappity flippers!
Iliekbirbs
TIL I am a penguin
MidoryMoon
That state where you keep dozzing off and immediately waking yourself up, only repeatedly for 11 hours a day sounds like absolute hell.
nobletrex
My sentiments exactly. This sounds like torture.
BoppinAndJivin
This is kinda what my dog does she’s just a pup always on high alert she protec ya know. She only really gets deep sleeps when I go to sleeps
Carl99
Awww, snuggle her please. She sounds so sweet.
BoppinAndJivin
Will do! She’s a snuggle bug for true :)
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
I have heavy obstructive sleep apnea, can confirm
Heelcat70
Thanks goodness for a CPAP. It's really a life changing device.
darthstormer
You know, I'm something of a chinstrap penguin myself.
motoxfreak
Blobby, hyperfocused, and constantly overdressed? Damn, got me too
DaveSamsonite
It’s amazing, we have experts in so many fields on Imgur, available at a moment’s notice!
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HandoB4Javert
metalMYA
I wish you happy naps
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
You may have sleep apnea. You should get a CPAP to fix that.
zachisthebeesknees
I’m Spartacus
ElbowDeepnInAElasmotherium
/* captain Morgan poses*/ I'm Spartacus.
bekindtoanimals
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Cthulhuonabike
Sounds like insomnia