LurlineLumpkin
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Obviously, this is not to be seen or for the ellusive "front page" but as a silly, shout to the ominous void of the eternal 'Now'. Scroll on now.. Go. On with ya. Sorry for the inconvenience. Have a good night now.
Fizzisist
Yall Are Weird. On my list we just did shitties somewhere
Yellowagain
My husband once made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack and through up, fun times.
caniteona
My partner has made me laugh so hard I farted, it was great fun for both of us
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
TheMouseOfMadness
Does it count if you're drunk and laughing at your own joke so much you can't tell it, take a sip to try to calm down, and end up spitting?
shotty814
SerenePrincess013
Timing. It's all about timing. My greatest achievement has been when I helped a friend find out what Dr Pepper smelled like.
I8THECAKE
Similarly I have a bucket list item of making a healthy sober adult pee themselves laughing
e1smann
I actually did this on a party last Friday and I felt so proud afterwards.. totally understand you! You will do it, too
1morebanforafreeshake
Inkfinger
I accomplished this in 5th grade and honestly, yeah. Feels like I peaked. My whole life has been on a downhill trajectory since that day.
TChallaVanDam
(1/?) This is funny to me, because my dream has always been the opposite, I’ve always wanted to do a spit-take. I’ve caused a small handful
TChallaVanDam
(4/5) of a laugh out loud type of dude. But the circumstances have never aligned perfectly for me to pull it off so far.
TChallaVanDam
(5/5) One day though, it’s coming you motherfuckers…..
TChallaVanDam
(3/?) a person can have, IMO.) But I’ve always thought it’d be a really funny bit to do myself, especially because I’m not much
TChallaVanDam
(2/?) in my life, due to friends that were already generous with their laughter. (Being an easy audience is one of the greatest traits
LurlineLumpkin
I love you BusterMahoney. It may be the Guinness talking, but I loves ya.
TChallaVanDam
Oh, it’s definitely the Guinness. But regardless, if we ever cross paths in the wild one day we could make each other’s dreams come true.
TChallaVanDam
That sounded really creepy, but I think you know what I meant. Spit-take dreams yo.
crut7
Just get my mom high. She spits her shit out while farting at anything remotely funny.
LurlineLumpkin
Your mom sounds fun.
crut7
She's a laugh riot
LurlineLumpkin
Oh crut7... I hope you are okay. Moms aren't perfect, or close. I've had my issues (similar) as a mom. If she's there.. just love and talk.
crut7
Oh no that wasn't sarcastic. She really is a laugh riot! A big silly farty goofball.