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Safety of Brain-computer interfaces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ug4_5f45w
https://n.neurology.org/content/early/2023/01/13/WNL.0000000000201707
Jan 23, 2023 1:33 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ug4_5f45w
https://n.neurology.org/content/early/2023/01/13/WNL.0000000000201707
lazysombrero
Next step BrainGPT
Redbeard1984
Wait till EA gets ahold of the project...
TheLastSpaceman
Just keep Musk away from it.
manulofdoom
No, use him to test the very first prototype!
Kamchatkah
You first.
Idownvotegunnuts
Great now I am going to have to worry about malware in my head.
PoorSucker
Don't watch Fox news
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I'd rather have the paralysis. Trust issues.
pemgur
US Gov for sale. Buyer beware.
De50calleadcandy
There are already people with malware in their head. They watch fox news.
Zetor
Hello, Snowcrash
TheMouseOfMadness
given the abysmal security on pacemakers and implanted insulin pumps... no thanks.
houpbajoup
Also the sight-restoring implants that stopped working when the company that made them went out of business.
TheMouseOfMadness
oof, yeah I'd forgotten about that one. that's just monstrous
YuffieK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFYSUPlZmcg
Blamblam101
Witcher187
Deadly Friend - 1986 Kristy Swanson had one of these
HonestlyNotARobot
This is a fantastic idea, and robots are NOT planning on using these to enslave humanity.
MightyIink
So how many monkeys are we killing this time to test these?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
... less
IdiotSavantTinker
Science can't progress without heaps!
JustSomeDevGuy
As many as it takes to perfect it
Deederpool
Start trials on murderers, rapist and pedos
req4adream99
Show me a justice system that isn’t systematically abused and then we’ll talk about non-consensual medical testing. Until then stfu.
Deederpool
K, monkeys and dogs as usual then.
req4adream99
For advanced invivo trials we really don’t have much other choice unless you want to volunteer.
TheGreatGergsy
Wonder if this could also work on stuff like chronic pain. Sciatica and stuff like that.
HurricaneShade
And tinnitus!
ClemFandangoAskingCanYouHearMe
What?!?
HurricaneShade
Bzzzzz
PostalHeathen
I'm not opposed to the idea, but when these become commercial products, I won't be buying from the first run.
Mxlespxles
Don't worry, enough people still pre-order Ubisoft games that we can be sure there will be plenty of vitci- uhh, EARLY ADOPTERS for testing.
WorkerBey
Im more worried for 10years down the road when you have to pay a subscription fee to walk month to month
PostalHeathen
Then an additional fee for the Run DLC.
mrthewhitee
In a perfect world, yes neat idea. In our world, it's a door to hell.
PostalHeathen
Yeah, i'm sure the first thing they'll do is beam ads straight into people's brains.
mrthewhitee
Then pay wall your own memories. Maybe patent your ideas.
DarthFutuza
Then we can pump your dreams and memories into an AI generator and milk people like cows for ideas.
SomeDetroitGuy
I sure as fuck won't be buying them from Elon Musk.
PostalHeathen
I wouldn't buy so much as a chocolate bar from Elon Musk.
dynskeet
But Elon promises it will burst into flames slightly less frequently than Teslas
SomeDetroitGuy
Teslas catch fire often for an EV, yes, but they're still VASTLY less likely to catch fire than the average ICE car.
arkuamore
And don't ask about the monkeys they tested on, they were all fine....
wildwestpb
Hello next step to full cybernetic implants.
westPAguy
SirWadeWilson
In the upcoming A.I. war the only answer is to become one with the computers
wildwestpb
I just want a new set of eyes with low light & thermographic vision built in. Maybe a commlink too.
GrepenJapon
Nuclear penis for me
Katusa
I can only afford solar powered.
SirWadeWilson
The last thing i want is built in coms. I don't need messages about my cars warranty directly inserted in my brain.
DarthFutuza
I can't wait for malware for people's brains.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
We already have that. Have you seen Facebook?
Frenchgeek
Or the inability to update because the company folded (or was bought) soon after surgery and the hardware is unsupported anymore.
Katusa
I believe there were already stories of things like that happening.
DarthFutuza
Also they lobbied to make repairs illegal, so now you just have to slowly die with the lifetime of your device.