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This could be real as much as it could be comedy. Don’t be so sure it’s not.
Feb 2, 2025 9:15 PM
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
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This could be real as much as it could be comedy. Don’t be so sure it’s not.
Totallycasual
Can we deport his face?
DaveLeche24
YMCA. His favorite song.
He has no f*cking clue.
Orange man dumb AF.
Stumpkiller
We have 18 hens and they are doing a LOT better with egg commodities than my 401(k). Can I trade eggs for healthcare?
Filanwizard
But, brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh. Or at least that is what the TV ad for them used to say.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
"Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh." - jingle from a 30 year old commercial.
DankTimez4Eva
he has small hands
boognish115
Brown eggs are banned on store shelves now but everyone knows they’re what’s being used in restaurant kitchens.
bexxMaker
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
I cannot believe it's not the Onion!
qshamtech
Haven’t you heard? Everything has gone so stupid The Onion has gone to reporting the actual news.
Barey
I am so confused now, I cannot tell if this is real or not…
kijocosp2
It’s real. I just got a letter from the Whitehouse, requesting me to bleach my asshole.
zzz777
He said inject the bleach. You're doing it wrong
drdorman86350
You ever look at something and know you should be laughing, but also dont.
Goatfer
The DEI President, who paid others to take his entrance exams and was "The dumbest goddam student ever" According to his professor.
veronicaandlola
poor brown eggs
spattr
He also banned Andrew Ridgley from entering the US. He's banning brown eggs and Wham!
conklin5
Why would anyone be mad at that guy?
spattr
He married the pretty brunette in Bananarama. Trump is jealous.
MyBigMouth
Because he forgot to wake George Michael up before he went-went.
pt2016
The likeness to Benito Mussolini is astonishing. Like a five year old that has discovered crayons.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Thats why I call him Derpcheeto Mussolini