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Queen E. Vs Keith - this is gonna take a while... Between the blood transfusions and the nanobots
Jan 27, 2022 3:05 AM
0Banacek0
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Queen E. Vs Keith - this is gonna take a while... Between the blood transfusions and the nanobots
ninjaguineapig
Richards is not even 80
MrMagnet
....Money.
wyrmbear
Keith has been dead since 1985. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.
AngryQueefNoises
martyroflittlefaith
God Save The Keith!
sweatybuttcrack
Maybe they're the same person,. Have you ever seen them together in the same room?
HoChiMinge
Well one of them has done a metric fuckton of drugs, as for the other, being in the Rolling Stones must be good for you.
imbugss
good one..take the point..made me lol!
kamkor1
Just remember every cigarette you smoke adds 3 years to Keith Richards life
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0Banacek0
Nah. But I do like Doug Stanhope's celebrity death pool https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com
jerkuleeze
#1 the
bastarddad
There can be only one
rouxmorgue13
Update......Keith won the round
UserName43467022
Massive amounts of alcohol over several decades has preserved them
Volpe42
They even sleep in giant Mason jars to preserve the pickle
thefreshjedi
Maybe they are the same person?
Smingersdidit
I've never seen them in the same place at the same time. Have you?
ICampOntheFirstDate
I'm sure she'll go the day after Charles' funeral.
DALLASLAVOWNER
music that plays when they finally meet https://youtu.be/ngvjk2pk9Qo
adamSparkleFurlong
Keith for the win!
MrPlinkett
They’re fucking rich and can afford the best of everything?
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Heaps of coke?