Severance Memes from the Ether

Apr 10, 2025 12:30 AM

KahootChamp

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4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 I got a nose bleed as I left work today. Wonder if I should be worried....

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't understand ANY of these memes! But let's see what happens when I get to work.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This show is important and mysterious 🐐

4 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Very perfect" sounds so weird to say.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 isn’t there an obvious answer to this? But nobody else commented on this so am I the one missing something?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not familiar with Severance but y'all doin' some weird shit with your belly buttons, seems like.

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Outie and innie refer to your personality while outside of work and inside of work respectively.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Next-level innie:

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 For me it's one of two things. It's either scam calls, or recruiters going "Hey do you want this job? I know you're only 6 months into your current job but can I put you forward anyway?"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 You know what, as a professional writer, using, "very ____," is fine. Especially in instances where these phrases will paint different mental images because of how we use them. For most of us, there's a difference between being, "very poor," and "destitute." Sure, on paper they mean the same thing, but we don't often them that way. We don't use grave or sorrowful like that, either. Also, you shouldn't use, "very perfect," ever. It's either perfect, or it's not.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And yet there's no problem saying something is "quite perfect" in one's a formal language.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just started the show. Loving it so far.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#8 I have a theory...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 That's very compelling.

4 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Double plus unboring

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#4 the knife was keen. The chocolate cake was wealthy.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peter Dinklage is brief. That paint job is destitute. The payment was a little timid this month.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please try to enjoy each of these memes equally.

4 months ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Oops, lost 10 points

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’m honestly not confident I’m coming back for season 3. This is the slowest burn story to ever slow burn, and it feels like they’re making it up as they go. The writers just decide ā€œthis would be weird and uncomfortable, let’s add itā€ and seem to have little idea where the story is actually going. S1 left me wanting more. S2 left me… indifferent. If it were cancelled right now, I’m not sure I’d care.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

I DECLARE APATHY

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We decided that we are not coming back for any more seasons. The slow burn and making it up as they go is exactly what I was thinking. I like shows that lead you to think that you got it figured out only to reveal something clever and noteworthy but this is not one of those shows.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

4 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Damn I didn't have any idea he's the bowling Jesus.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And one of the escaped convicts in O' Brother Where Art Thou

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also the fed guy from Transformers, but most importantly, Roland T. Flakfizer, Attorney at Law, from Brain Donors. What a film.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Devour Feculence!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#15

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not insulting the post or @OP, I just wanted to comment with this gif

4 months ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

So verbose! If you wrote the first appendix it would have burst

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was one of the top 10 moments of the show.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Almost made me like him.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"My favourite part of Severance S01 was how they managed to fit an entire episode's worth of plot into a whole season"

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

4 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That man can dance

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, a five minute Dance Experience!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ex Machina.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 Some of those uses of "very" are more suitable as the other words can describe an extreme that isn't necessarily true. Being very scared is not being the same as petrified. Language is about communication. It's sufficient as long as the other person understands what you are attempting to communicate.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, those are destitute examples.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently using destitute in this format is the primary use of the word. I thought the primary use was the secondary and vice versa. Learn something every day. Then usually forget it a few days later (unless it's related to my profession).

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fetid moppet

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Devour feculence.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh so it wasn't muppet.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 1

The way she bolts makes me giggle

4 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

me when my boss says he needs me to stay late tonight but the new game I've been waiting for just came out

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Am I going to have to start watching this bloody show?

4 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

It's weird, and all the actors are great. So maybe!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You'll feel so weird doing it, but it's so good and you'll be a different person by the end of it.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes! It's confusing, but because it's meant to be, not bc they're lazy. It's ultimately satisfying.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's a mystery box story, but unlike JJ Abrams you get the impression that this show actually knows what's in the box.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not the second season. S2 is a mess.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES!

4 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yes.
Truly original plot lines are thin on the ground in the 21st Century.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Indeed! The premise has implications that aren’t obvious at first, and they do a good job of exploring and unfolding them as the show goes on.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmm Hmm

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

NOW!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manage your expectations! It’s a slow burn but very good.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very good. Very confusing, but because they mean for it to be not bc they are lazy. Ultimately satisfying.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Britt Lower’s acting when she was playing Helena pretending to be Helly R was amazing. She really nailed it.

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Ugh, that one subtle and terrifying facial expression switch in the ORTBO episode... She was incredible.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which one?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! That’s one of the things I was thinking of! And just how she was kinda Helly but ā€œoffā€ in the rest of those episodes. It was so subtle. She really pulled it off.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0