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Aug 16, 2025 7:17 PM
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Exyr
Back in those days I'd ask my dad for 20 bucks to buy a "CD" I think he might have e known what was up.
PileOfWalthers
Oh come on that happened like ONE time. Two, tops. And one time, cows licked my face in the morning, and the other, they put up a circus on that pasture by the time I woke up. OK that's the two times I remember anyway.
peveay
The good old times.
wobblecopterrrr
i woke up with a firefighter gently kicking me one morning on the beach.. the karen that called him was VERY SURE I was dead... pretty sure I went to school with that guy, he saved my bottle for me...
ArmageddonAnyone
Godamn miracle I am still alive, really
BadPunsAplenty
My dad found my beer stash in the woods on time. Fucker hobbled down there on a busted knee and found the stream where my buddy and I kept a trash bag full of beer to keep it cold. That was a sad day having to get rid of all that beer...
DongleDingler
When my dad was in high school, his dad found his bottle of liquor. My dad found out as him and his friends took swigs out of the bottle whose contents were replaced with vinegar
BadPunsAplenty
Lol, that's vicious. Well played, Dad.