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Mar 11, 2024 10:32 PM
VeniVidiVici42
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Betterbecauseofthem
The only question you should ask when someone offers to wash your back is "how low will you go?"
AtsaMattaForMe
mksu
If you want to break into my bathroom and scrub my back, I'm not even going to question it.
AkademicEpidemik
Sooo….can I wash your back?
tootallforthisroom
And for the love of Science, a normal, conversational tone and volume will suffice. Your incoherent shrieking will only cause your neighbors to call the authorities, and we don't really need any interlopers, do we?
Teeeeeeth
Honestly if someone managed to get through the multiple locked doors, then yeah sure, wash my back before you murder me. Idc.
tootallforthisroom
Hell, I'll even wash you after the murder because when you do what you love, it's not really work.
Teeeeeeth
That's the kind of passion for life I like to see!
tootallforthisroom
Washing corpses is the only thing that gets me out of bed some days. Or out from under your bed.
Teeeeeeth
You okay under there? My mattress is on the floor, that can't be comfortable for you. Please come out, I'll make snacks c:
tootallforthisroom
Hmm. Wonder whose room this is...