Nearby MN city of Duluth just got its first named snowplow. Enger Plower, for the city's landmark enger tower. The losing names were much more enjoyable.
Blizzard Wizard Dewaagonebidood, which means "the one who is pushing/plowing snow" in Ojibwe Lake Snowbegone Sled Zeppelin Snow Dozer Edgar Allen Plow Plowus Maximus D'Lhut Drifter Lifter Plowabunga!
in b4 someone says āUm AKTUALY thatās a special font thatās easier for dyslexics to readā No, no itās not, nor do i believe it is intended to be. and if that is the INTENT, as a dyslexic; boy let me tell you HELL NO, that is significantly worse.
MrStealYourGiF
Swiftie Clearers Tour.
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
Given it's Minnesota, Duck Duck Orange Truck and Blader Tot Hotdish stand out. Also The Truck Formerly Known as Plow. All very MN.
NothingEverChangez
CeterumCenseo
that's his name
krillin123499
I love snowbi wan kanobi but ctrl salt delete is just fabulous
hollerfloozy
John Snowplow would have worked as well.
EggFooYung
Snow Problemo
solmazer
LOL.. "Yer killin'me Squalls" š
Bigboxajunk
How now brown plow.
Volimar
"You're killing me squalls" is inspired.
xlr82xs
Schoolbus #7
zylokun
Every last one of these is genius
George3rd
Wanna build a snowman
AllTheBlueMarbles
Guardians of the Gravelways
jaimelescroissants
Thanks for sharing - submitted my entry! (I'm in the UK but hoping it may still be considered...as an international homage)
grasshopperlj
The rules say even people from the UK can enter! ;)
jaimelescroissants
Great success! Thank you!
rkingesd365
Nearby MN city of Duluth just got its first named snowplow. Enger Plower, for the city's landmark enger tower. The losing names were much more enjoyable.
Blizzard Wizard
Dewaagonebidood, which means "the one who is pushing/plowing snow" in Ojibwe
Lake Snowbegone
Sled Zeppelin
Snow Dozer
Edgar Allen Plow
Plowus Maximus
D'Lhut Drifter Lifter
Plowabunga!
1n10didPun
I thought there was one for Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Anti-slip Machiney.
DALLASLAVOWNER
thats from top gear UK I think
Evi1Gav
That's on Scotland
FormerlySable
That seems familiar to me, too. Might have been a winner in a different city or stateās snowplow-naming contest.
smallsims
We've had this in Scotland for years, all our snow plows have name's. There is a GPS map of their whereabouts. Some of the name's are hilarious š
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
My city does a name the new street sweepers whenever they get new ones.
redundancy
#3 Dolly Plowton is a good drag name
LowlevelRebel
Ritzy! Wing, plow AND a belly plow.
OntDave
Johnny Winters
Khyburn
Eddie Winters.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
Edgar Winter
blairdavies350
LUIGI PLOWGIONE
honeybeezaza
LOUISE-GEEZ MAN-ITS-SNOWY!
memeseeks
No Mr. Plow?
tay102085365
I really hate that font.
hopeski
In Scotland we've been naming our ploughs for years and you can track them online
https://www.scotsman.com/news/weather/scottish-gritter-names-2024-the-hilarious-names-of-scotlands-gritters-and-how-to-track-them-from-taylor-drift-to-sir-andy-flurry-3946388
LincLoud
Apocalypse Plow (?)
cybergeek
snowpocalypse?
yoyo42
C.E.Snow Assassin
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
That font though :-/
KaptenN
It looks like it's supposed to look like someone drew in snow with a finger, which at least is a bit thematically fitting.
Addmagnet
At least it's not Comic Sans?
whatspaulplayingtoday
It's worse.
ThomasThundersword
in b4 someone says āUm AKTUALY thatās a special font thatās easier for dyslexics to readā No, no itās not, nor do i believe it is intended to be. and if that is the INTENT, as a dyslexic; boy let me tell you HELL NO, that is significantly worse.
HeadJamistan
Dylexia isn't a one-size-fits-all. Some fonts help some and don't help others.
W92Baj
Its illegible for people without dyslexia
pomdor
Love the one random serif Å for the Dakota word.
zalagzny422
Hahahahahaha
NirvanaNik
Are those German Bs?
Thesaya
Not full ones. Double s's have the straight stroke go below the line.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
They do kind of look like an eszett Ć :-)
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Which, btw, is not a B, it's basically a single character representing two s characters.
NirvanaNik
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Comic Sans Minus
transhumanisticrecluse
bullshit is what it is.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I like Clearapatha
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Sure, but instead, go with: Luigi Mangione
JaceTiger
Snowmangione*
honeybeezaza
*Louisie-geez Man-it's-snowy!
RummageSaleBubbler
Some ideas... Blizzard Wizard, Flake It Till You Make It, Plowzilla, Blizzard Blaster, Snow Problem, Snow Way Jose, Snow Joke
FormerlySable
Enter those names! Get credit if they win!
drewgaluga
Plowzilla is what ur mom calls me
RummageSaleBubbler
She's just trying to hype you up. Mini Melter once you're out of ear shot.
drewgaluga
She calls me the melter because of that deluge last time. Remind me to bring some wellies for my next appointment
alcamar
His name is Robert Paulson
Bergleton
His name is Robert Paulson
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
*Plowson
EverNotRelevant
There it is
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Seriously, it was _right there_.
alcamar
Yeah, today has been an incredibly off day for me.
grasshopperlj
I tried to find you a cute plow to help your day but this is the best I can do.