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Sith Army Knife.
Aug 26, 2019 9:53 PM
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omngentryo
Look up Inquisitor lightsaber. Those things are quite flashy too.
counterfeitMSG
Swith
ScottaHemi
ScottaHemi
TheLastSpaceman
Edward Sithorhands
BlankMage
It's sad that I'm not a Star Wars fan anymore. Not because the movies, they're mediocre, but the fanbase has sucked the fun right out of it.
wheresmymoneydenny
You could poke your everything out with that
shahbrahdaman
*Mike Tyson voice* "Wanna see my Swith army knife?"
RubberChickenTenders
The answer, Alex, is what tool would Mike Tyson carry in his pocket?
FeatherAlaska
That’s a cgi Rey face. What are they hiding? Who are they hiding?
malkavian3str
They came up with something dumber that the light saber helicopter from rebels; I am impressed.
fucthisguy374744
Spambot
AimlessSavant
So 9 is going to bomb...
samtherat6
iamdanman
Go ahead and try to use those pliers
JZKillaT68
Where’s the toothpick?
ColtispyYoush
Legit tho, I can't identify the character or do we even know who it is? I'd feel silly if it was Rey but the face doesn't fit?
Moreorless37
It is Rey
PeteThePerv
I can't fucking believe they ended the teaser trailer with the emperor's cackle. they should have set that shit to thriller.
DasBeaker
Here we go again lolol
RolandSin
These light sabers are getting more and more retarded.
Gilgamech
This is the best one yet!
FauxRealYo
Someone’s about to get screwed/twisted/uncorked/peeled/pried!
NotAirConditioned
I'm kind of thrilled for the new movie. If she becomes evil in a believable way, then I'll leave the cinema smiling.
DickMercenary
"In a believable way" nothing about the new movies has pointed to them being competent enough to pull that off.
BlankMage
It'd be a bit late to start that. Anakin started turning evil a whole movie in advance and it was still terribly rushed and cheesy.
OldGregsPlace
I’m gonna go ahead and guess it’s something she sees in a vision
TawnyMonarch
Rey shoulda become the bad guy, honestly
FeatherAlaska
Like a movie ago. They can’t spend two movies enforcing her as the hero and then have JJ go lol nope she’s actually evil.
faptasticvoyage
Agreed. Ben Solo should have redeemed the Skywalker's after Vader and Rey should have been turned Sith. She has so much motive for it.
faptasticvoyage
Rey has no family, no friends, and was abandoned on a desert planet to scrounge for scraps in order to live. She is prime Sith material.
faptasticvoyage
Ben Solo has a Jedi uncle who trained him since birth. He has no reason to just turn into a Sith because Snoke told him Vader would want it.
ILikeShorts
He thinks Uncle Luke was gonna kill him, though.
faptasticvoyage
Luke was going to because Ben was being drawn to the dark side by Snoke. How could Snoke have manipulated him still not explained.
avidatheist
I think waking up to have your uncle and teacher standing over you with a lightsaber would be pretty good incentive to dip.
BetterCallShawl
AimlessSavant
Swipth ahmey knife
ColdestOne
Rips4w
Fuck Disney for causing me to live in a world where I no longer give a shit that a new Star Wars is coming out. It's fucking disgraceful.
mecalise
Cry moar bb
Rips4w
Cant even show up to class on time and THAT's what you vomited onto your keyboard? Disrespectful.
blairmichod
How did you feel when Attack of the Clones came out?
LieutenantGordon
It's not all about you. Calm the fuck down.
Rips4w
My opinion is all about me. And I am perfectly calm, thank you very much.
mooncactus
I’m enjoying the new stuff... it’s not perfect but I’d watch them over the prequels any day
madbydesign
You poor thing. How do you manage day-to-day?
Rips4w
I dont even know.
AimlessSavant
Yogamatt
Totally agree bro. It sucks
thatlamer
Star wars good, actually. Sorry you're dead inside and can only focus on the negatives.
MovedToast
"Your opinion is invalidated by My opinion!"
Rips4w
Youre 100% incorrect on everything you just said.
unclemeat70
Edward Sith Hands
NacLac
My downvote is on principle, apologies in advance
FrogDNA
Did somebody say Edward macaroni fork?
EricAndresmoleonhisleftbuttcheek
Prepare yourself
TheRealAtticus
YESSSSS RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
thornlord
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
Cthulhuchooseyou
The Forbidden French Tickler.
Blze001
"Finally! A worthy opponent!"
ExileonDaytonStreet
Man I forgot about those. Good times. Need to see more.
GrimDaGreatWizard
40k ripoff
Emperorofman
Yee
VitaminJay
Oh, were recycling these? Dope.
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
Welcome to Imgur. I hope you enjoy your stay.
VitaminJay
you can logout anytime you like- BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEE-EEEEAVE~!
glovelyday
Paige, no!
JDxHoodieX
Paige, yes!
Mxlespxles
Shrimpmaster
SoraHjort
Isn't that more Slaanesh's dealie though?
Mxlespxles
WeatherWiz
Looks cool visually, practically wouldn’t work for some of those tools
BigDaddysMeatWagon
The lightsaber itself is a very impractical, dangerous to use weapon. Especially since conventional bullet using guns exist in Star Wars.
SweatyNoah
Normal slug throwers are potentially blockable, though shotguns and flamethrowers would be impossible to block with a light saber.
JeretJax
loganhmmr
Shut up nerd
Masonimal
Shut up Meg
tryyshokk
Dual blades like that have been debunked so many times it's not funny, but still the cool factor is important.
whatwhatwhonow
When has practicality ever been a concern in Star Wars?
AimlessSavant
I wish it was...
BitRoyal
ThAt LiGhTsAbEr IsN't PrAcTiCaL
ASDusername
Honestly it’s either going to be deleted from the movie or is just a stupid “vision” that Rey sees
TheMazzy
I wonder if it's blue in the film and they swapped colour for trailer. Abrams has pulled misdirects before. I had initially figured on a...
TheMazzy
..duel blade for her, with each half of the Skywalker saber's Kyber crystal. We shall see.
PapaDap88
PeteTusk
Why? With what powers of intelligence? They didn't cut the other stupid things that comprise most of Disney Star Wars.
Drakitomon
There would only be about 15 to 20 minutes of film left.
mcmachack
Here is to hoping it's because she steals a Knight of Ren lightsaber for the final boss fight
CitizenPrime
Red herring
AvgWhiteShark
Smacks of dream sequence.
UselessCargo
Article I read something about Palpatine's guards at the clone facility or station he occupies. Makes sense to me.
TheBurritoConfederacy
I swear to god if there are Palpatine clones I'm going to riot.
BicyclePirate
Let’s not relive the gra-hic novels of the 9s, agreed.
Fauxcused
Still cool so....
nabacular
Time Travel. J.J. Abrams even put time travel in Felicity.
ilhares
Which is funny, since Keri Russel is going to be in this one.
Pseudosim
Gonna be Dagohba, calling it now.
Trassation
OMG, you're right.
PaintedSlate
Didn't she start the trilogy with a mundane staff/polearm? Might be her preferred weapon build.
rylecx
yep. It's what should have happened in TLJ but they requires some level of story writing and char dev. Disney doesn't do that
Periah250
Dies super abruptly and never amounts to anything
sevendragonsandababy
Or "we're moving beyond the jedi/Sith binary, it's just a red lightsaber stop freaking out. Lots of things are red"
sevendragonsandababy
Alternately: "what? I needed a new lightsaber and had to use a synthetic Khyber crystal. Do you know how hard it us to find real ones now??"
TeddyDaBear
Given that the trailer isn't even 24 hours old and this scene has generated numerous memes already, Disney would be stupid to leave it in.
PeteTusk
"would be..."
sevendragonsandababy
Wouldn't be the first stupid people to leave it in...
Sigma1204
Still think Finn would make a better Jedi and main character
TerryCrews
We've already had an asthmatic leading the storm troopers, we dont need an asthmatic ex storm trooper. Seriously, dude breathes like a fish.
MovedToast
At least he has a character arc. Kylo has a character arc. Rey is pess a human and more a plot device that talks.
MrStrigidae
Oh is this from the trailer?
NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning
Isn’t it possible she masters the dark side and the light...finally bringing balance to the force... dun dun dun ...dun dundun dun dundun
MovedToast
If she does, that's gonna feel so cheap after how they threw that plot away like the afterbirth at the end if TLJ
NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning
“Yin and Yang bitches” is what she’ll scream as she crushes a battle star like a tin can using only the force
ASDusername
G.L. Never meant for the dark and light to be Yin and Yang. It was always true good vs true evil.
NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning
The taijitu (Y&Y) shows balance between two opposites, not really good or evil, with a portion of the opposite element in each section.
NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning
So it could apply or at least I always thought it did...But i was just fucking about mate either way, wasn’t disputing old GL’s strategy ;)
ASDusername
Coolcoolcool goodshithoodshit mmmmmmyyyeessssthat’stgegoodshit, mate
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
It’s definitely gonna be a “Luke in the tree” type vision.
Randomman96
I see it as more Palpatine manipulating someone, probably Rey, given how he manipulated Anakin to turn with the visions of Padme dying.
Thewiznerd
I'm guessing clone cause of what happened when she went looking for her parents in that cave and was just shown herself multiple times
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
We'll see.
DeanOMiite
Vision/dream sequences are lazy, cheap, and uninteresting. Fight me
MangoLassi
I won't fight you, but they're my favorite parts of the new Star Wars films. Dead serious.
ASDusername
I’ll stand with you.
mikeatike
And my axe.
crackaddictedbear
And my bow. *Pulls it off neck
SuperBeetle76
And my penis.
sunyudai
Eh, depends on how it's handled. See: the movie Labyrinth.
veritasgear
Or... I dunno... THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK...
DemSumBigAssRidges
AND MY AXE!!
ShegorathDarkLordOfKittens
You must hate movies like Jacobs Ladder
kookyabird
I agree when those short sequences get used as bait in trailers. Or if they lend nothing to the story.
counterintel
Batman trenchcoat and goggles dream scene in Batman Vs. Superman "Oh this is actually kind of co- OH WHAT THE FUCK"
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Only if done right
SMhobo
Holy shit are you saying the luke/Vader dagobah sequence is one of those? Cuz I disagree wholeheartedly.
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
That was a test given (and probably created by) Yoda, used to show luke that he was his own worst enemy and not to fall to the dark side.
DeanOMiite
I wasn't. But that was also the 80s. Standards are different now.
definitelynotawolf
How do you feel about Danaerys in the house of the undying?
DeanOMiite
I don't remember? I only saw a few seasons of GoT, stopped when my kids were born, no time to watch TV anymore.
Zreen
Or a clone
Scruffy2
Or REYS the clone
hekubis
Bigger Rey confirmed
sgtwhiskeyjack
Or...twin sister
KarametraArt
Kamino - "Ah shit, here we go again."
MrRandom314159
Ooooh, Rey's actual been cloned hundreds of times like the clone army, but for making an army of Sith. It's just stupid enough to work!
Zreen
Considering the original idea of the clone wars were that it was clones of jedi and sith, I can definitely see that
Zreen
*supposedly
ResidentOfWinland
My money is on her being a clone - that's what happened with Luke's arm, and that's how they found his old lightsabre.
azriim
ScaryScarab
Jeeeeeesus this is a cool theory, and I shall return if it be true.
Thewiznerd
It makes sense because of the vision she had in that cave where it showed a bunch of reflections of herself
TerriblePokemon
Oh god not another luuke Skywalker moment
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
MY BABY GIRL
Zreen
Or crazy clone Joruus S'Baoth
kitarakdarcon
So wod it Reey or Reyy?
Zreen
RreeeeEEEEEEEEY
Odiumic
I feel like it’s gonna be “oh she’s not evil Sideous’s spirt/ghost possessed her”. I wish they had the balls to just make her kill Kylo-
savemebabyjebus
awwwww, wht so Sideous?
LeonQuin87
The only thing interesting idea in the Last Jedi was Kylo and Ren teaming up and do their own thing but they didn't had the balls to do it.
Silversalvation
Could have been awesome they team up and take control but some other super power swoops in to try to fill the void of both the republic +1st
CanIInterestYouInASarcasticComment
Seriously. Thought she was gonna take up his offer and they’d just grow as sith. Would have redeemed the trilogy
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
This right here. I'm a big fan of Kylo. Maybe the only one
Odiumic
-and take his place but I doubt it.
TheBurritoConfederacy
"But good has to win, reeeeee!"
BlankMage
Because it wouldn't make any sense. If Rey went evil, I guess suddenly Fin would get Force powers to fight her? How would that work?
MovedToast
The thing is they built in the Perfect setup for her to abandon the Jedi in a way that made logical sense, joining Kylo... Then pussed out.
wooliebooger
Well, it is called Rise of Skywalker. Pretty sure there’s technically one lightsaber wielding skywalker descendant left :/
AvgWhiteShark
Or is there?!
SweatyNoah
Or ‘Skywalker’ becomes a title in whatever new group Rey starts.