TheBigLetdown
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Sep 28, 2020 11:33 PM
TheBigLetdown
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TheCrusher78
He is totally right. Don't let anyone tell you differently
TargunYssboern
Yes.
bigsteve31sk8
Yes.
57rescraft9
Yes!!! and I think I might have bad breath also.
sirfanciesadrought
Let me make that right for you.
somethingsomethingusernamey
Ok, but no one is that naïve
cogregg
How it feels to chew 5 gum?
jay20003000
That just means he likes penis breath
temposaur
Now her breath smells like victory
leroy57holmes
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Oh man I miss that guy.
hightechpirate
I'll kiss my wife right after she sucks me off in the morning like a real man
Feiranor
Penis now smells like morning breath tho...
RadicalRaizex
hijindc
It's also good for headaches
Nognom
Yes. Yes he is right.
ImChrisHansen
I mean if he likes the smell of fresh sucked dick than yes
oilgod
Sounds like a win win for him. Maybe better than morning breath... He should shower in the evenings, y'think?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
But now it smells like morning dick.
PullHarder
Yes, yes your breath smells great!! Got ur back dude!!
dogmatix
my gf is convinced that cum is great for her skin. I dunno who told her that, but I'm not going to contradict it!
Malak224
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
His breath must smell great lol
SitDownAndStudy
redpandabanana
Like pineapple
John20012
nickdillinger
Is there a story behind all of your creepy ham posts?
John20012
He/it is our LAWD and SAVIOUR Alexander HAMilton.
nickdillinger
Cool cool cool cool cool
Escape2Fantasy
Get a soft tooth brush, brush off the white layer. Then use mouthwash, gargle it to get it to the back of the oral cavity. No food after.
billyrayvalentine
Yes, he's right. Spread the word!
SQLdragon
swallowing is good for metabolism, prevents acne and reduces risk of cancer.
shadowkit13
Make sure you put toothpaste on it before you start.
sirfanciesadrought
Talk about multitasking!
wraith3
I saw an educational film where they also soothe sore throats as well. Very scientific.
Holdenmeownbeer
It's not stupid, if it works.
dottmatrix35
I usually just brush with toothpaste but I’ll have to try that. Thanks for sharing!! ;)
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Dick makes a good emergency deodorant as well.
TheBigLetdown
That's the spirit!
Georgetheimp
I hope everyone said yes to her
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Brotherhood of men might be destroyed, but long live the bro code!
ReverendBeef
Apparently your boyfriend loves the smell of cock on your breath.
boogersweretasty
Well good for him. Years ago my bf told me he couldn't sleep bc his balls got cold at night. Asked me to hold them for him. I fell for it.
surroundedbytwits
What a trooper! I’m assuming he wifed you shortly thereafter for even making the attempt because that would make for a long night.
boogersweretasty
Well we are married
dogmatix
I do not recommend this. My ex loved holding my balls as she fell asleep, turns out she would clench her fist when dreaming... AAAAAAARRRRGH
YourFBIGuy
I mean now it just smells like penis.
theDogter
Terrific
AgainstMethod
So it's no longer bad.
DingYourDong
Shut up, don't ruin this for him.
MetYourMomOnAshleyMadison
Nognom
Lies smells beautiful
Claytrain1989
Who doesn't love the smell of penis in the morning?
belly42
Smells like victory.
Blackmajic420
ScorpionSage
VaultGirl69
He got halitosis dick now...
jenigrl85
Maybe he pulled a Daniel Sloss and put mouthwash on his dick beforehand.
KillingTlme
Her boyfriend might be gay
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
If you clone yourself and then fuck the clone, is it gay or masturbation?
DarthZartanyus
Gay and technically incestuous. The instant the clone is created it stops being you and starts being itself. It'd be like fucking your twin.
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
So sex cannot be considered masturbation?
DarthZartanyus
I don't... That's not even close... What?
DarthZartanyus
But if you're asking if masturbation is a sexual act then yes it is. And if you perform sexual acts with members of the same biological sex
DarthZartanyus
as you then it is gay. And if you perform gay sex with someone who shares your genetics but isn't you then you've just committed incest.
DarthZartanyus
Also, what the fuck did I just type?
DarthZartanyus
Alright, I'm gonna level with ya. I've been up for over 32 hours and I'm pretty sure I'm too sleep deprived to understand what your asking.