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Slammed on the brakes when I saw this
Sep 3, 2014 1:25 AM
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viperxiv
it's not my fault his life has gone upside-down-face
PandaBearSoup
No you didn't.
plantshrub
The fuck you doin' driving that way?
cghdj6495
I have been waiting monts for my car to reach 80085 miles just so I coukd take this picture. Let my brother borrow the car one day! One day!
theextremist04
sןɯ?
PotatoHamer
sjw?
RussellHillb17
upvote because Porsche!
cghdj6495
I have been waiting monts for my car to reach 80085 miles just so I coukd take this picture. Let my brother borrow the car one day! One day!
cghdj6495
I have been waiting monts for my car to reach 80085 miles just so I coukd take this picture. Let my brother borrow the car one day! One day!
NotACanadian
I see SJW in there.
kissmydick
Really, grow up and stop watching Family Guy.
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
Cars in Australia
koolman2
This is 0 km/h for you metric people. You're welcome.
Kojie2u
OP drives upside down
cousteau
Did it make you do a barrel roll?
BrianDoheny
OP drives a Porsche
Lastdarkninja
In australia
Azmoten
sjw LEGS BOOBS
EvilWaffle
i just turned over 80000 miles. I will make it a point to have a post like this in 85 miles
dragonraven13
Thank goodness there weren't any actual boobs in the car.
AdrianAmato
That doesn't sound safe.
K0415
I'm an engineer. It's perfectly safe.
Onennon
SJW - Legs - Boobs.
OpenDaMouth
You slammed on the brakes so the car would flip upside down in order to make his legible? That's commitment.
NotWithABangButAWhimper
Almost didn't see the "legs"
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Nice legs are important too you know.
ShinyObject
It also seems to say "sjw". "Sjw, legs, boobs"...I'm not sure how to feel about this.
InternetPointsAreLife
I didn't, now I have. Thank you
FrankSetsSweetDeeOnFire
I saw legs first haha
mynameislinknotzelda
almost
chainchomp56
I almost missed the slw too
spacerocks
boobs from above ~ qooqs ɟɹoɯ qǝןoʍ.
lolzomg123
Nice, how about from the side? (also the flipped W isn't just an M. that's nice.)
Bombardist
woled morf sdood? I was so confused at first... I figured it out. I am not a smart man.
spacerocks
Ye are not alone http://buttersafe.com/2008/10/23/the-detour/
DotheHopper
OP never seen legs and boobs so close.
Bottoz
Upside down Porsche.
asstasticproclivities
Just barely, it's a boxster.
dtwhitehorse
Oh my god! I thought I was the only one. Hello friends!
CarreraCowboy
Glad this was already noticed. Yes, is either a Boxster or 911 from 1998-2002 ish.
rectalprolapse
996 or 986! Nice username.
ian9outof10
This makes us geeks doesn't it.
rectalprolapse
No it makes us friends.
Bottoz
Did we just become best friends?
ttownep
DoctorConners
That speedo text is unmistakable.
capt4inslow
hey, car guy.
CalebZimmermann
If you guys want to get really crazy it looks like a early 2000s Boxster....
plaank
*Australian Porsche.
Bottoz
Yay! Look at all the Car People. LOOK AT THEM!
eezee
Glad I'm not the only one who immediately knew this was a Porsche.
DRinkWis
I was thinking the same thing!
rectalprolapse
Same. My years of drooling over internet pictures has paid off.
yin69yang
oh god I'm an idiot. That's what mine looks like, I was thinking everyone's speedometer looks like that.
JJMoriarty
Wow, a speedo in increments of 25? That's just inconvenient.
MarkPenrice
Well, it was originally in 40 km/h jumps, they just converted it direct.
clutchthepearls
Screw you and your money and your Porsche.
thedutchmanstreasure
This car is not very expensive
RandomAbscessMemories
Used Boxters are getting to be pretty cheap, but +1 for knowing what car it was!
clutchthepearls
Yeah, but a used Boxster that is cheap probably won't make it to a "boobs" level of miles.
RandomAbscessMemories
Or rather, has long-since passed it.
clutchthepearls
ehh...there's a good reason their CEL (check engine light) was more commonly known as the "change engine light".
geriatricsanatore
Yup, get one for like 5-7k around here but well known engine burn out rate is the reason so cheap almost got one till a friend told me
deepfriedsoylentgreen
How in the hell did you know that?
paps511
Font
RandomAbscessMemories
No other car company believes that is a usable speedometer
clutchthepearls
Easily. Porsches have looked the same for 50 years...this includes the gauge cluster.
MarkPenrice
A nearly 60,000-mile Porsche, though. Almost certainly at least the second, maybe third owner.
DrNick
Now do it again in 27k
robmeistah13
Uhh, I think you meant 22077?
DrNick
Yeah, something like that.
MarkPenrice
Drat, and for one awesome moment I thought they would be able to get away without resetting the trip counter (It'd be upside down anyway :p)
InboxMeYourOods
80085, nice
cellothisisdog
i would hope so. you're sitting in the car upside-down.
IamRevyn
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss53/nadal32/upsidedown.jpg
FlamingRutabaga
"Shit I flipped my car...whoa the odo says legs & boobs! Better take a pic before calling 911. If I don't get to the front page with this...
jglasspoole
But in reality, I think most guys would go head over heels for legs and boobs
WhimsicalCalamari
nice.
ChchchChipandDale
I'm so fucking tired my brain couldn't figure out what was happening...
TheWhisperingWindsofShit
I doubt slamming on the brakes did any good if the vehicle was upside down
15testicles
It bugs me no one pointed out that brakes wouldn't make a difference when your car is upside down...
cousteau
OP's car: http://images.giveitlove.com/wp-content/uploads/Upside-Down-Truck.jpg
cellothisisdog
I want that car so bad.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"It caused a 7 car pileup, three weeks in the hospital for me, and a woman had a miscarriage, but it was worth it."
2222222222
Miscarriages are always worth it. Don't breed or buy while orphanage kids die.
SWEkitsune
Totally worth it
WillDropPantsForFood
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120420134405/seinfeld/images/c/cf/Chiles7.jpg get yourself a good attorney
OpenMindedOtter
anything for the front page!
LordChappers
It definitely would have been more interesting if a man had had the miscarriage.
codylishush
Because boobs.
christiangoth
Sounds like tailgating. If you are too close to stop before rear-ending someone if they slam on the brakes then you are driving too close.
psykalag
He did make the front page
UserSubmitted
Always worth the fake internet points
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I am angry at myself for using the number '7' but typing in the word 'three'.
HeyFreckleFace
As long as you promise not to let it happen again.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
No promises once alcohol is involved (case in point).
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/bPDNgCx
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
sirnickothy
7 car pile-up would be a great name for a band
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Thank you so much getting that reference.
ctth0mas
I fucking love scrubs.
cmc8290
just rewatched the entire series on Netflix. Still gold.
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
This should happen to people distracting themselves while driving.
Orion1453
This might be the hardest I've laughed all day.
EtherInTheNet
Amazing.
socialpuma
I would pay to see these kinds of things
Spune
"Your honor, in my defense the odometer said 'BOOBS' at the time." "Haha, nice!" "Nice." "10 years, no bail."
JerryLarryTerryGarryGergich
No parole, not bail. You can't just buy your way out of jail...
ilikesomethings
"but it says legs too!"
Unkaroo
And slw
Dreamare
"Ooh, tough...5 years, no bail."
zavalava
"My speedometer is also upside down so it's an even harder goal to achieve, your honor"
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
"Awww! That's awesome... 300 hours community service."
IThinkWeAllKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
But... bail would be set before trial... not after sentencing is already happening. CRJ major AWAAAAAAY
StarkRG
They probably meant "no chance for parole" or something like that.
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's okay. Everything will be alright.
agoraphobiotch
At least we know they aren't hardened criminals