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So Dolphins are ready to play the game.. (Read description)
I don't know if it is a thing but we have theorized that living being can be categorized as living, sentient, and self-aware. Self-awareness requires beings to be able show intelligent behavior like being able to identify themselves in the mirror, being able to play puns on others, and appreciating/consuming narcotics among others.
Now, dolphins have sure got the last one correct. Especially owing to the fact that the drug is basically a venom/poison, it would require great intellect to actually risk their lives to get high and doing it on a community level.
Considering we are getting dumber by the day, thanks to all the technology, can Dolphins overthrow Humans as the dominant intelligent species. Maybe take our place on the Interstellar Council of Galactic Cooperation or some shit like that. Any thoughts?
So long and thanks for all the fish!
castleroc
Don't Panic
RadiDaddy
7uring
Calm down my dude. As long as we have high powered automatic weapons they won't stand a chance.
amangoinplaces
And we are already busy using it on each other while they wake and bake on puffers waiting for us to finish. Just sayin, war has many faces!
MeatCurtains
Considering they don’t have thumbs, probably not
Twinklepot
brushybrushy
The science is cool and all, but I can’t stop giggling at the puffer getting booped.
amangoinplaces
realAnimatronicDonaldTrump
Hmmm, maybe the dolphins are causing all this global warming so that they can take over. Talk about playing the long game.
LMNOParis
How does technology make us dumber?
InfinitusEquitas
Dumber, not necessarily, overly specialized, definitely.
afx82
I don’t know shit since google replaced my memorybank. All i need to remember is to charge my phone and pay the phone bill.
LMNOParis
I mean, memory and intelligence are not the same. Remembering appointments and having access to information gives me more time to get 1/2
LMNOParis
Better faster