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I have a particularly nasty connective tissue disorder. It causes aneurysms, collapsed lungs, organ rupture, all kinds of fun stuff. Vascular Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome in case any of y'all are wondering, the same thing Jameela Jamil has except hers affects her joints, my version affects my blood vessels, 2/10 do not recommend. Thankfully you probably don't have it, it's like

This basically summarizes the rest of the conversation.
I get it, it's more of a risk for the surgery than it is to wait and see if things get better on their own, but it still felt a little patronizing.
So now I get to keep the blood pressure down, not lift anything over 15lbs, and try not to be anxious until this summer - looks like my beach bod is going to be Christian Bale from 'The Machinist' this year.
Gone are the days of carrying all the groceries in one trip, I hope my neighbors like coming over for trivial reasons like helping me carry a laundry basket of blankets and sheets in exchange for cooked meals. Come to think of it, I can't even lift two cats at the same time.

Anomander & Fiddler tax
When I started this post, I was fairly vexed, but as I typed my way through it on my phone with occasional breaks to browse usersub, I started to feel a lot better.
Thanks for the good shit Imgur, I reckon I'll be seeing a lot more of y'all for the next half year.
HamburgerWelper
I don’t know if using Imgur is conducive to keeping your blood pressure in check. Lots of angry people and doomscroll posts.
Cats2cats
Be careful letting them walk across you laying down.
elganif
Well there are other reasons carrying 2 cats at the same time is dangerous, but now you have a doctors note go with.
UnitConversionBot
15lbs ≈ 6.8 kilograms or 1.07 stone
oozabooza
I love you @UnitConversionBot
RocMage
leave all the stones unturned I guess.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
This is a good pun. Whoever downvoted this can meet me out back for fisticuffs. Tally ho.
FancyPantsMcGeep
I have a mutation of unknown significance in a gene linked to EDS. I’m just HELLLLLA bendy and had a prolapsed bladder. My Dr doesn’t gaf
FancyPantsMcGeep
Because I don’t officially have hyper mobility. All my joints are fucky as well as my moms and some of my other family members. Not a damn
FancyPantsMcGeep
Thing to be done about it. I’m sorry that you have heart issues! I hope you Can manage the symptoms well enough. Best of luck.