Aug 14, 2023 2:26 PM
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fpro
just chew them up and spit them into your bowl of cereal
StillAKidAtHeart
kevinbaken
Plus some vegans attacking other vegans saying almonds aren't technically "vegan"
darthstormer
I Googled. I knew the answer would be stupid, but I Googled. By that technicality, vegans can't in good conscious eat anything.
Growing scientific studies also suggest plants are sentient. I guess its salt and water on the menu boys.
Water? You want to literally steal life-giving fluid away from plants and animals that need it? Monster!!
fpro
just chew them up and spit them into your bowl of cereal
StillAKidAtHeart
kevinbaken
Plus some vegans attacking other vegans saying almonds aren't technically "vegan"
darthstormer
I Googled. I knew the answer would be stupid, but I Googled. By that technicality, vegans can't in good conscious eat anything.
kevinbaken
Growing scientific studies also suggest plants are sentient. I guess its salt and water on the menu boys.
darthstormer
Water? You want to literally steal life-giving fluid away from plants and animals that need it? Monster!!