MightyUrto
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Jun 28, 2025 3:51 PM
MightyUrto
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breakingcode
80% of all pedos in the US and Canada are: White, Conservative, Males. (Usually a family member or someone in a position of power like priest, police or POLITICIAN)
oldguyexlurker
Sayin' it like it is. What's he going to do? Argue? She has every statistic on HER side. LOL!
ChicksDigTrucks
That second "more" is redundant, but she ain't wrong.
BenderSaysNeat
Now THIS is how you do it
NomDeImguerre
More or less. Specifically, one less more.
sharydiana512
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dTAxbGV2azIwMHI5aW1rNTM0dmplYWUwbmZrbTAydThrNmI1NTk0dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/3aLBIFCHRNGQkNOV8u/200w.webp
habslove
she aint wrong
petpet3d
Tell me more about this naughty spirit
fititallinyourmouth
Shaodyn
Reminder that some Republican politicians wanted to institute mandatory genital inspections outside girls' bathrooms in high schools. That's right, they wanted to make it a law that teenage vagina had to be closely looked at, and somehow it's still their opponents who are disgusting pedophiles.
oukid
IceKarma
I believe you, but I'd like to see a source. Could you provide me either a link to a news story about this, or what I should Google for?
Shaodyn
I doubt either of us wants this in their search history. If you have to, check for some of the articles in an above comment.
OtterlyMagnificent
Not specifically bathrooms. Sports. It's Jowling Kowling Rowling who wants the bathroom inspectors. (and, more recently, people to video anyone they don't think passes, to report to security/men/cops)
originalhuman
Being a maggot is a prerequisite for being a sex offender
WoopDeFrickenDoo
ooo that probly feels pretty bad I'd imagine
Primotimewaster
"Who told?" Guy on the right, probably.
ArenJ6
The children?
anthrolover6
Couldn't be them their mouths are still full.
rubypilgrim
oh HAUGHTY spirit. I read that first as a NAUGHTY spirit. I'll take two naughty spirits, a Coke and some bandaids, please.
Greypuppy
The fuck kind of sex are you having that requires bandaids after? Weirdest shit I do just needs the usual fire extinguisher, nothing weird.
baldbear
Well, guess who has the haughty spirit in this pic.
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Ok, Dr Crusher
rubypilgrim
You don't like naughty spirits?
YouAreTheInsultMaster
I didn't say that!!
SilentSecretMan
Everyone in this picture is an idiot
Ryukee
But one of them is part of the LGBTQIA2S+ community so they can't possibly be an idiot
LespritDeLescalier22
GoodBrotherGrimm
Oh fuck off.
LespritDeLescalier22
AyatollahBahloni
So, people who call out sexual predation and bigotry are idiots? Good to know. I'll put that in my "fucked up opinions" file.
SilentSecretMan
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHM1cWlwcHczNWp5bXM4dDY5cHJqcmIxM2l4ZDd2M3VoODFwMDhteiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GvXyMXjIIx8mk/giphy.mp4
BenderSaysNeat
Go on. We’re all listening with bated breath.
SomeGeek75ygh
Everyone who has access to your account is a fucking moron.
SubiBryant
You mean the weird zealot and the chick dressed as a clown?
WinstonWinifredWoofington
Care to elaborate?
LespritDeLescalier22
Nah. Mr secret just wants to troll.
hfctom
Fun Fact: The Archdiocese of Los Angeles is on the hook for nearly a -Billion Dollar Settlement- over their sexual abuse cases. https://www.npr.org/2024/10/17/nx-s1-5155203/victims-of-clergy-sex-abuse-and-la-archdiocese-reach-nearly-900-million-settlement and that's just one Archdiocese. New Orleans has to pay $180 Million. https://www.npr.org/2025/05/22/g-s1-68380/new-orleans-archdiocese-180m-victims-clergy-abuse
Poopoopeepeevagina
So that's where all the donation basket money goes to...
GreenNinja22
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaW4zbnFkY2k5aGh5NzlueHA4bHVwd2hzbzJnNWptOW0wM3h1N2wydSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4pTfHkJAuodPPsn6/giphy.mp4
rubypilgrim
fun fact: Sexual Misconduct and Molestation Liability (SMML) insurance or Abuse and Molestation Liability Coverage exists for churches. Look up The Meeting House for a fun example of what happens when a church can't get that coverage for..reasons.
ragin2cajun
Man they got to learn how to hide it better like the Mormons
Snuggelapolous
I'm not sure they hide it any better. It's just somehow more "acceptable".
idiotsonfire
No, we don't want that. Mormons don't hide because they took over the entire fucking state of Utah, down to to city councils.
idiotsonfire
You can't have a job in a lot of places in Utah unless you're a Mormon. There's actually Mormon versions of extremist church towns too.
idiotsonfire
Like, you cannot even live or get a hotel room there unless you're a Mormon kind of extremism.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I mean, look at his wrists. Just gives me the ick already.
CorGoBrrrr
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDVkZGQ1dmowOWZyM3RiM29jbXdnanl2dWk2MG5xOXlsOXZ0NGdxbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Qld1cd6a6QlWw/200w.webp
Shaodyn
I love how church guy is looking at her like "Do you really have to do that?"
artisanbutnotartistic
He's trying to sound out the words :/
Shaodyn
"Statistically" is probably several syllables beyond his range.
Owl2017
Just curious but does anyone know if it's literally true?
GoodBrotherGrimm
Yes.
Owl2017
Awesome, do you know the percentage of each?
GoodBrotherGrimm
Not off the top of my head, but it's a fairly simple thing to look up. If I recall, there was a study a few years back that gave 93% of sexual offenders identified as religious, but don't take my word for it.
Owl2017
Yeah I didn't see anything off a cursory search but that's interesting on percent that identify as religious thanks for sharing
GoodBrotherGrimm
I'm not aware of a study directly comparing the two, but there are definitely statistics for sexual offenders that are queer, and ones that are religious, and it's night and day.
Ryukee
The LGBTQIA2S+ community often point out that it's these people doing the grooming of children not us! It's why she holds the sign to point at others and say they are the actual groomers
Owl2017
Yeah, makes sense. What percentage of people are groomers from each group?
Ryukee
There are no statistics into LGBTQIA2S+ people being groomers. Nobody records it because it literally has never happened not in 1 millions years
kadaeux
Yes, it is, child predators especially often seek and favour professions that give them access to children, the church, teaching, law enforcement etc.
Owl2017
Yeah makes sense with different types of trusted access. Do you know the numbers?
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
It is. You'd know that if you weren't a fuckwit.
Owl2017
That's awesome, by how much or what are the numbers and percentages?
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
Hard to tell, because religious institutions keep covering for their child molesters rather than expelling or reporting them.
NorrinxRadd
She's right you know
adiving
Dunno seems a bit presumptuous... for all we know there might be a republican senator in that crowd.
sharydiana512
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWp6c3hzaDhjdmI0d2tkMHd2b3lhZWY3YXI5OWtjamc2ZXZ5dG9lZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/A0fBO6nktSpxk9rO4L/200w.webp