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Jul 1, 2025 8:11 AM
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Servo87
#3 - That's a chick giving a guy a blow job
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
Ken M lookin ass
Argusdubbs
werrywerry
#1 is half of imgur.... Like.... it's the same joke.... except it's even funnier when it's current.
Feralkyn
Some of these were 100% humor
XA10
You hope!
RhinoNaut
Woosh
dalaiyoda
Would*
CyberWizard252
An actual interaction with my sister...
aninjanamedwaldo
Genuinely would have missed that info on #27 without the caption.
inthepines
kalja
Donald Jenius Trump
HighSorcerer
*Jeenyus
Clayman8
I often think people cant be this dumb, and yet i am proven wrong every day.
DodgyMerchant
1/ Um, A 2012 study from the site of Kathu Pan in South Africa suggests that hominids, possibly Homo heidelbergensis, may have developed the technology of hafted stone-tipped spears in Africa about 500,000 years ago. I struggle to name any army where the sword as the primary weapon, OK, maybe the Romans and Gauls kinda-ish, but they invariably carried other stuff to dish out grief first.
marthafarquar
The spear and the bow were invented before the sword and can be manufactured more easily and more cheaply. Any army equipped with just swords would be at a massive disadvantage as they would be taking casualties from ranged attacks with no way to respond. The Romans mitigated this damage somewhat by shield formations like the testudo but still had Hastati with spears and later two javelins, both foot and mounted archers as well as slingers launching stone and lead projectiles at over 100mph.
Ryukee
I get the vibe a lot of these comments in the images are just autistic people who struggle to grasp sarcasm
kahooki
This and let's be honest:
We all have these moments.
Except the rude ones... mock them at will.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#12 polans tribe ...seriously. so it was technically. It literally derives as people of (the) po. Po...lans.
MaleProstateMilker88
I've been told that this can be an autistic trait, to not understand if something is not said directly, but I am not 100% sure if that's true or not.
dutchguy1986
Oh it is, I myself have fallen victim plenty of times
westellar
#4 is because they're relieved Santa isn't stuffing himself into chimneys. Just thinking about it was horrifying to them.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Santa can just go through walls, you nitwit.
XA10
I thought he had a magic key?
SchlechterName
This post made me more angry than it should have.
ToenailClippingsJar
I have a colleague that’snlike that.
He always, without fail, manages to ‘correct’ everyone. He’s also a grouchy as fuck ‘old dude’. He is in fact my age, but somehow he looks, acts and geberally responds ‘old’.
Inhonestly wonder how hengot to this age with his overall attitude towards life. The attitude that just sucks the soul outnof every little thing.
SedatedSl0th
#3 disregarding the second symbol…it’s actually closer than I expected.
TexMexHex
#6 "We are Groot." Cue the tears.
Ondradactyl
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJla2tueGpkaHo2b3AzZGszMzI2bjkyZnZ6Z3Z4ZnpmOHNyeXB4d2cwNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jXD7kFLwudbBC/giphy.mp4
MioTaalas
#2 Jackass...
januarylover
Jerkwad
FaecalJacksonPollock
CatEyebrows
What was this a diagram of originally? Looks like something got caught up in our gravity well
implosion3
The gravitational pull of OPs mom
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
My guess? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_MN
kohrah
But jokes can't orbit a planet?
PicassoCT
Woosh, the sound of a unheard tree falling
TiredBanana
This is how i see those people who comment "should wear a helmet" on basically anything where people aren't slowly walking.
GussDeBlod
You should wear a helmet when you type comments!
howbloodydareyou
Extinted
eetsumkaus
#3 The joke is that it means friendship in any language.
tizme
Means strangers in my native tongue.
awesomecheesecake
It could also be translated to "Happy Ending"
SpicyNips20
It's the perfect way to show it to a friend and be like "wink wink, nudge nudge"
januarylover
Really special friends
EveryoneDiesAlone
You have an interesting friend group.
Kunkoh
#3 looks like friendship in any language.
MeMonty
Why are all those people not getting it?
torbtom
Half of the responders are 10 years old and haven’t yet grasped sarcasm? Also, some never do…
Omnimorph2112
Wonder if we've reached the point of the meta humour being to comment as if you don't get it... You know it's where we're heading
SpicyNips20
It's like "Oh nice! No one took the bait yet? Guess I'll take one for the team. I'm just happy to be involved"
beerdeer
I love to do that, and it bugs the hell out of my girlfriend as a bonus
Feralkyn
100% some of these were jokes yes
IceWeaselX
That's been happening for years. Sometimes it's organic, and it's glorious. Other times it's planned just to fuck with someone. Depending on how frustrated the other person gets, it can also be glorious.
Lutki
Alot of the reddit ones just seem like people making fun of autistic people.
FestusMA
We could easily run an experiment here on Imgur by ceasing to add /s to our sarcastic commentary.
ExistentialDreadlocks
Been doing that for years
Evenmoreuselessname
KenM for years ...
amp99
newyearworseme
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaHEwcGJxcTU0MnFrNjU4bjA5OXgzeThpNWU2ZTNzN3hlYWM1MWJ3NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw/giphy.mp4
FireFistKimberly
Parry this you filthy casual
arajad
But nails weren't invented until 6000 BC!
amp99
NorrinxRadd
Thank you, red bull is dripping out of my nose
hayeszc84
Now your nose has wings
DLoSer
Underrated
wherearemytesticles
Ok I'll bite: But he is holding a hammer.
JamesFaction
Because 7999 is cheaper than 8000, so he could afford to buy one.
kershaw
7999 BC is closer to us than 8000 BC. So the hammer is invented and a year later he is using it.
Knaxia
BC being Before Christ, so the numbers go in the other direction. Means 7999 is after 8000. So since hammers were invented the year prior, this is a valid depiction.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
BCE Before Common Era
DeJohnnie
They all bit lmao.
IceWeaselX
Yes, because 7999 BC is one year after 8000 BC.
remindmetostopprocrastinating
Um, 7999 is *less* than 8000, therefore it’s earlier. Any kindergartener knows that. Learn some geometry. Geez
Idontneedrealfacts
Stop procrastinating
remindmetostopprocrastinating
Thank you
JonnyTightlips
Brave not labeling this with /s
BurningVeryImportantThings
it's kinda like commenting while chewing 5 gum
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Need to add a 'sweaty' in there.