Some Programming Humour (all shamelessly stolen)

I really don't like ads.

I don't expect 2019 to get any better.

To be fair, I f'ing hate Angular.

I often say the secret to programming is LSD. Except in this case, the initialism stands for Logic, Syntax, and Data. This is everything you ever have to fix when you're debugging. Everything falls into one of those buckets. Unless you're doing embedded code, and then it could be hardware, but that doesn't fit in LSD. A rubber duck always helps, though.

If I had a dollar.... I would have a LOT of dollars.

The sentence is, after all, "There are bugs in MY code."

GREAT webcomic.

And even then, you could do it with a database.

WinME, No Man's Sky, Fallout76....

So tired of this design pattern.

Hopefully I've typed enough to get rid of advertisements.

*rimshot*

Or as 'car' is to 'carpet'.

This is so true.

#truth

Ahh, Mr. Crockford. Your codger-y, racist, sexist nature is beloved by.... some.

*kneeslap*

Lookin' at you, webOS.

And stop calling me about whether an e-mail is spam or not. I'm only sending you lmgtfy links from now on.

Lookin' at you, Comcast(Telus, Shaw, Rogers, Verizon, Bell, etc)

On the bright side, operations installed enough rope for the customer to hang themselves.

It's a quantum state, too.

AKA: Why devs shouldn't do both production development and QA.

Neither are wrong, entirely.

Freelance web devs get shit on so much.