Jun 4, 2022 11:09 PM
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commentsivehadafew
I think we all remember how this turns out from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
PaulTomblin
One could almost call them “squirrel nut zippers”.
somethingnotyettaken
Needs Benny Hill music
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
This has a real "ICE CREAM MAN!!!!" vibe
DaisyfromDownunder
It's unfair to call him a Tosser. 98% of males admit masturbating and the other 2% are liars.
jonjuan85
Don’t feed wildlife
killernat
they just want to give him in flight magazines and hot towels
DonDerper
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Just wait until they figure out he keeps them in his pockets. Animals are quick to cut out the middleman.
The first example of this is usually Petting Zoo Goats. They know you have the food, and that kids are unbalanced. *WHAM!* Free food.
AtsaMattaForMe
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Mailvirgo
Did noone learn anything from this documentary!
caindarkmoon
Squirrels Morty!
Ratufa
Originally posted on Twitter by Alison Cameron @allyc375 : https://twitter.com/allyc375/status/1528684438732800000?s=21
michaelangelosautograph
Only cunts feed wild animals, therefore, this guy is a cunt.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
my first thought was that they are going to attack and kill that dude some day
Jaron58
Until they tried to fuck him up
VibratingNipples
scoutMoonDiver
Hashbrown123
Ever see the pictures and videos of ground squirrels eating smaller squirrels? Fucked up shit.
Rabbit82
this cant be real?
yes, a real movie
goodforyouman
That dude gets all the tail chasing him.
AmityvilleHodor
I was almost devastated, but then I realized I was just deviated...
Nightshift603
Let's get a 2nd jogger with a BB gun to run behind him now...
Zap117
Ah yes the famous runner bozades
Knigitwhosaymeh
Whoosh up the leg ..... WRONG NUTS ARRGGGHHHH
popcorncorvid
Follow the Big Squirrel he knows where the nuts are.
'We'll grant you wishes if you can hear us' - Squirrel's prob
neezie
Squirrel equivalent of the ice cream truck
sognante
Being super clumsy - i’d probably step on one, fall, and then get swarmed by a gang of squirrels jumping me for my nuts
pelicansfightingterrorism
ultradongle
Don't feed wildlife. Please, just don't.
CreativeMapleCookie
That's very stupid of him and also egoistic.
justhereforthemimes
This seems dangerous
SnackMasterRanger
It's not good for the environment either.
WeaponizedJerk
And highly stupid.
FlyingDorito
Yeah, they crawl all over you at tourist attention in Banff
rbudrick
For whom, specifically? Humans or squirrels? Yes?
ArdentNature
But mooooom..
Feeding wild animals is dangerous
Mairoa
And squirrels will absolutely get super aggressive and learn to ambush humans with food. My old college had the end result of feeding them
I lived somewhere that people didn’t feed them but they were just everywhere and would get up on picnic tables and throw pine cones at ppl
YouWonTheGam3
For real, they can pick up and throw pine cones?
chachachawawawa
Squirrels carry several zoonotic diseases and parasites, getting bitten by one would be a very bad thing. At the very least, ticks etc.
seanmySleepPrincess
For the squirrels.
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
It's not just dangerous, it's nuts.
OneShot510
ironrooster
Overextendeddullard
Ha!
Dudeitsonlyme
PARK ??? That’s a frigging graveyard.
MoonBoots92
Seems quiet
nero4ty2
Great for running, very little traffic, except for squirrels that is
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Spooky park.
Roughbuddha
one jogger's park...
TheSlurmFactory
What, you don't have tons of headstones in your local park? Bummer
Rockstarwizkidd
When he started training the attack squirrels it was just a park...
LMFAO OMG I would never have thought of that .. LOL nice one
0053
Graveyard is a type of park.
commentsivehadafew
I think we all remember how this turns out from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
PaulTomblin
One could almost call them “squirrel nut zippers”.
somethingnotyettaken
Needs Benny Hill music
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
This has a real "ICE CREAM MAN!!!!" vibe
DaisyfromDownunder
It's unfair to call him a Tosser. 98% of males admit masturbating and the other 2% are liars.
jonjuan85
Don’t feed wildlife
killernat
they just want to give him in flight magazines and hot towels
DonDerper
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Just wait until they figure out he keeps them in his pockets. Animals are quick to cut out the middleman.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
The first example of this is usually Petting Zoo Goats. They know you have the food, and that kids are unbalanced. *WHAM!* Free food.
AtsaMattaForMe
Mailvirgo
Did noone learn anything from this documentary!
caindarkmoon
Squirrels Morty!
Ratufa
Originally posted on Twitter by Alison Cameron @allyc375 : https://twitter.com/allyc375/status/1528684438732800000?s=21
michaelangelosautograph
Only cunts feed wild animals, therefore, this guy is a cunt.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
my first thought was that they are going to attack and kill that dude some day
Jaron58
Until they tried to fuck him up
VibratingNipples
scoutMoonDiver
Hashbrown123
Ever see the pictures and videos of ground squirrels eating smaller squirrels? Fucked up shit.
Rabbit82
this cant be real?
VibratingNipples
yes, a real movie
goodforyouman
That dude gets all the tail chasing him.
AmityvilleHodor
I was almost devastated, but then I realized I was just deviated...
Nightshift603
Let's get a 2nd jogger with a BB gun to run behind him now...
Zap117
Ah yes the famous runner bozades
Knigitwhosaymeh
Whoosh up the leg ..... WRONG NUTS ARRGGGHHHH
popcorncorvid
Follow the Big Squirrel he knows where the nuts are.
Mailvirgo
'We'll grant you wishes if you can hear us' - Squirrel's prob
neezie
Squirrel equivalent of the ice cream truck
sognante
Being super clumsy - i’d probably step on one, fall, and then get swarmed by a gang of squirrels jumping me for my nuts
pelicansfightingterrorism
ultradongle
Don't feed wildlife. Please, just don't.
CreativeMapleCookie
That's very stupid of him and also egoistic.
justhereforthemimes
This seems dangerous
SnackMasterRanger
It's not good for the environment either.
WeaponizedJerk
And highly stupid.
FlyingDorito
Yeah, they crawl all over you at tourist attention in Banff
rbudrick
For whom, specifically? Humans or squirrels? Yes?
ArdentNature
But mooooom..
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
Feeding wild animals is dangerous
Mairoa
And squirrels will absolutely get super aggressive and learn to ambush humans with food. My old college had the end result of feeding them
justhereforthemimes
I lived somewhere that people didn’t feed them but they were just everywhere and would get up on picnic tables and throw pine cones at ppl
YouWonTheGam3
For real, they can pick up and throw pine cones?
chachachawawawa
Squirrels carry several zoonotic diseases and parasites, getting bitten by one would be a very bad thing. At the very least, ticks etc.
seanmySleepPrincess
For the squirrels.
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
It's not just dangerous, it's nuts.
OneShot510
ironrooster
Overextendeddullard
Ha!
Dudeitsonlyme
PARK ??? That’s a frigging graveyard.
MoonBoots92
Seems quiet
nero4ty2
Great for running, very little traffic, except for squirrels that is
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Spooky park.
Roughbuddha
one jogger's park...
TheSlurmFactory
What, you don't have tons of headstones in your local park? Bummer
Rockstarwizkidd
When he started training the attack squirrels it was just a park...
Dudeitsonlyme
LMFAO OMG I would never have thought of that .. LOL nice one
0053
Hashbrown123
Graveyard is a type of park.