May 16, 2021 10:55 PM
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scottEkarate
Holy shit, it's the Cinderella of St. Louis
ingram0079
CDPR is my first thought
sparky2212
I have been hearing that every year since like, a long time ago.
FluxSagrie
Sounds like they are robin that car, this calls for cardinal punishment.
Juggler
Dude give that cardinal some seeds.
usernamesarereallystupid
‘Quit fucking around Frank. Where’s the bird seed?’
PerpetuityPhoto
He's so little and malnourished! SEED DAT BIRD YA DINK.
TheGriffin
My cats find this video interesting
playingwithknives
He can’t figure out why you aren’t feeding him! Looks like he hasn’t been out of the way too long. So precious!
tegfdd77
Wtf is this man doing?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Don't break the cardinal rule.
Wowcablesucks
Feed that poor bird. Love Cardinals
SirSmurfalot
Baby is just hungry.
subkava
More like a rotted deck warning.
flosser
Right? I would have replaced that rail with some pressure treated wood as soon as possible.
Yamibow
Wood? In this economy??
Yeah, you're right! Still beat pumping gas into plastic bags.
slyshadows8888
Wood now a days cost too much
seedye
Always beeping. ✅ You’re hired!
Rabbit82
never knew cardinals did this? always thought it was mocking birds that only did this
JacksCookieLifter
My old boss had a “step away from the vehicle” alarm. It was so embarrassing.
maelgwyn
The mockingbirds in NY would sing the full car alarm sound that seemed to be popular in the 90s.
DariaMorgendorker
So cute - playing this outside and they’re all over!!
thorlink
I didn't realise their mohawk went down
Runkel
That beak is great for tearing apart flesh. Those cuties are killers!
Nolurkeranymore
Cute bird
Have a bird house in my yard that was claimed by a pair of cardinals a few years back. Love these birds!
amethystsadachbia
"Am I doing this right? Is this how to birb? Feed me"
NinaTucker
Woop woop das the sound of da police.
3dartwork
Was hoping it would bite em
MuttMinder
It's all fun and cute until multiple families of them nest in the trees outside your bedroom window & become your daily 5am wake up call.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
So? I'm up before five in the morning literally every day.
yesdearmetoo
I love hearing the Birds chirping. By 5am I'm on the road heading to the Jobsite anyway.
Kerberos623
People have started to feed 50 seagulls outside my window. When we have a 2 square mile field 50 yards down the road.sigh
gotkrypto
Yeah Cardinals can be real assholes sometimes.
FortunateWaste
Perfect that's when I normally wake up
thatwoodguy
Robins here start singing at 4:30am
meowmeow2000
Better then a family of magpies
AliceHope78
Kakakakakakakakaw. God, they are annoying
rizion
you guys wake up after 5am??
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
you guys sleep?
Zalminen
When my wife was a teen some birds outside her window learned to imitate her alarm clock.
fartinyurgeneraldirection
Was thinking the same. They do that shit right outside our window every sunrise. TIL it’s cardinals making all that ruckus!!
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
cardinals gettin shit for living outside
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
live wherever you want just shut up about it for a minute. me @ everything
tinkrtailr
...I know this feeling. One took up residence outside my window and went off at around 3-4am
AShartInTheWind
We had a Nightingale outside our bedroom window for a few months straight. I would go out and spray the water hose in the tree at 3am.
Camping in cardinal country. It's everywhere starting way early
TurkeyBaron
The god damned robins start at 4.
Reddbeerdd
Same here. Ugh
SocoFox
The mockingbirds don't stop
dapperdoppleganger
It's even more fun when they see their reflection in said window, because they'll attempt to murder their doppleganger with gusto.
LateNightBunnyParty
I love when they yell "Toledo! Toledo! Toledo! Toledo!"
KillerTofu69
My first alarm goes off at 4am. I need all the help I can get.
SexGolem
It's 1000x worse when it's crows.
Hellstorm99
Used to bartend late. Got home at about 4 am. F***ing Robin's were already chirping away. Learned to sleep with earplugs.
dentalfury
Yeah, I'm up at 4am daily for work and out to walk my dog shortly after that, birds are already chirping away by me.
Loud white noise (I like fans) is the only reason I ever sleep
That too. Anything to drown out those f***ing Robin's.
TheSongofRiver
Since last year we got a nightingale here that does not understand that nights are for sleeping. Midnight and 5 am are his hours to make
Noise. The people that say a nightingale sounds nice are deaf!
Dooovde
I actually wouldn't mind that at all.
ZebraCockSandwich
I like the cardinals chirp. Much nicer at 5am than a woodpecker tapping on a lamp post or a raven screaming at you.
CrispHorseBeans
...bird mites
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Is there a better way to be awaken? I mean, consider the alternatives
UseTheForceLuke
Dude is a goddamn national treasure
T1MEHUNT
Actually this just got me to get up
chrescht
My actual alarm tone! Please check out Mark Rebillet, and that's dude energy is on a different level.
GCRust
How positively delightful.
WonderfunkJones
Honestly I would love that
Badprenup
Honestly I hate songbirds for that reason. Not hate in like I want to kill them, but I'll never set up a bird feeder or anything
terajack2048
I had never thought about it until I read it, but now I can’t unhear it, when they are aggravated they make a sound like a laser gun.
Dragon10449
Having grown up in Illinois (its our state bird) i loved waking up and hearing cardinals in the morning. Their call brings back memories
Peachos
I had woodpeckers who did that. So I chased them off. Apparently they kept the bluejays at bay I just didn't know. Bluejays won't fuck off.
I like the woodpeckers but they used to peck on a metal lamp post outside my old window and they'd sound like a jackhammer at 5am.
Eerie the 1st time you hear it. I mean, you know what a woodpecker sounds like, but it's like their demon spawned ones
iGotFOLDERS
I’d rather have a woodpecker than blue jays. Woodpeckers are the weed smoking hippees that just wanna chill. Blue jays are cunts.
SoupCanMan
Blue Jays won't wreck my siding and decide to take up metal cutting as a hobby.
Lmao woodpeckers only sucked when sharpening their beaks or drumming, always on my flashing.. bluejays are straight up assholes to the other
bird species tearing up nests & shit, us these ones are mocking birds & they WILL mock you & make noises you didn't know they could because
they know it'll get Your attention. Pricks lol
grandpasonlylivingheir
Not normal for a Cardinal. They are usually very timid and fly at any movement.
BrisingrAerowing
We have a pair that will come up to our feeder while we are filling it. They don't mind us at all. Nor do most of the other birds we see.
Well, I’m envious. I’ve never been able to get close to a Cardinal. Others, yes, but no Cardinals. ??
scottEkarate
Holy shit, it's the Cinderella of St. Louis
ingram0079
CDPR is my first thought
sparky2212
I have been hearing that every year since like, a long time ago.
FluxSagrie
Sounds like they are robin that car, this calls for cardinal punishment.
Juggler
Dude give that cardinal some seeds.
usernamesarereallystupid
‘Quit fucking around Frank. Where’s the bird seed?’
PerpetuityPhoto
He's so little and malnourished! SEED DAT BIRD YA DINK.
TheGriffin
My cats find this video interesting
playingwithknives
He can’t figure out why you aren’t feeding him! Looks like he hasn’t been out of the way too long. So precious!
tegfdd77
Wtf is this man doing?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Don't break the cardinal rule.
Wowcablesucks
Feed that poor bird. Love Cardinals
SirSmurfalot
Baby is just hungry.
subkava
More like a rotted deck warning.
flosser
Right? I would have replaced that rail with some pressure treated wood as soon as possible.
Yamibow
Wood? In this economy??
flosser
Yeah, you're right! Still beat pumping gas into plastic bags.
slyshadows8888
Wood now a days cost too much
seedye
Always beeping. ✅ You’re hired!
Rabbit82
never knew cardinals did this? always thought it was mocking birds that only did this
JacksCookieLifter
My old boss had a “step away from the vehicle” alarm. It was so embarrassing.
maelgwyn
The mockingbirds in NY would sing the full car alarm sound that seemed to be popular in the 90s.
DariaMorgendorker
So cute - playing this outside and they’re all over!!
thorlink
I didn't realise their mohawk went down
Runkel
sparky2212
That beak is great for tearing apart flesh. Those cuties are killers!
Nolurkeranymore
Cute bird
playingwithknives
Have a bird house in my yard that was claimed by a pair of cardinals a few years back. Love these birds!
amethystsadachbia
"Am I doing this right? Is this how to birb? Feed me"
NinaTucker
Woop woop das the sound of da police.
3dartwork
Was hoping it would bite em
MuttMinder
It's all fun and cute until multiple families of them nest in the trees outside your bedroom window & become your daily 5am wake up call.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
So? I'm up before five in the morning literally every day.
yesdearmetoo
I love hearing the Birds chirping. By 5am I'm on the road heading to the Jobsite anyway.
Kerberos623
People have started to feed 50 seagulls outside my window. When we have a 2 square mile field 50 yards down the road.sigh
gotkrypto
Yeah Cardinals can be real assholes sometimes.
FortunateWaste
Perfect that's when I normally wake up
thatwoodguy
Robins here start singing at 4:30am
meowmeow2000
Better then a family of magpies
AliceHope78
Kakakakakakakakaw. God, they are annoying
rizion
you guys wake up after 5am??
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
you guys sleep?
Zalminen
When my wife was a teen some birds outside her window learned to imitate her alarm clock.
fartinyurgeneraldirection
Was thinking the same. They do that shit right outside our window every sunrise. TIL it’s cardinals making all that ruckus!!
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
cardinals gettin shit for living outside
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
live wherever you want just shut up about it for a minute. me @ everything
tinkrtailr
...I know this feeling. One took up residence outside my window and went off at around 3-4am
AShartInTheWind
We had a Nightingale outside our bedroom window for a few months straight. I would go out and spray the water hose in the tree at 3am.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
Camping in cardinal country. It's everywhere starting way early
TurkeyBaron
The god damned robins start at 4.
Reddbeerdd
Same here. Ugh
SocoFox
The mockingbirds don't stop
dapperdoppleganger
It's even more fun when they see their reflection in said window, because they'll attempt to murder their doppleganger with gusto.
LateNightBunnyParty
I love when they yell "Toledo! Toledo! Toledo! Toledo!"
KillerTofu69
My first alarm goes off at 4am. I need all the help I can get.
SexGolem
It's 1000x worse when it's crows.
Hellstorm99
Used to bartend late. Got home at about 4 am. F***ing Robin's were already chirping away. Learned to sleep with earplugs.
dentalfury
Yeah, I'm up at 4am daily for work and out to walk my dog shortly after that, birds are already chirping away by me.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
Loud white noise (I like fans) is the only reason I ever sleep
Hellstorm99
That too. Anything to drown out those f***ing Robin's.
TheSongofRiver
Since last year we got a nightingale here that does not understand that nights are for sleeping. Midnight and 5 am are his hours to make
TheSongofRiver
Noise. The people that say a nightingale sounds nice are deaf!
Dooovde
I actually wouldn't mind that at all.
ZebraCockSandwich
I like the cardinals chirp. Much nicer at 5am than a woodpecker tapping on a lamp post or a raven screaming at you.
CrispHorseBeans
...bird mites
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Is there a better way to be awaken? I mean, consider the alternatives
UseTheForceLuke
Dude is a goddamn national treasure
ahorseelbowdeepinme
T1MEHUNT
Actually this just got me to get up
chrescht
My actual alarm tone! Please check out Mark Rebillet, and that's dude energy is on a different level.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
GCRust
How positively delightful.
WonderfunkJones
Honestly I would love that
Badprenup
Honestly I hate songbirds for that reason. Not hate in like I want to kill them, but I'll never set up a bird feeder or anything
terajack2048
I had never thought about it until I read it, but now I can’t unhear it, when they are aggravated they make a sound like a laser gun.
Dragon10449
Having grown up in Illinois (its our state bird) i loved waking up and hearing cardinals in the morning. Their call brings back memories
Peachos
I had woodpeckers who did that. So I chased them off. Apparently they kept the bluejays at bay I just didn't know. Bluejays won't fuck off.
ZebraCockSandwich
I like the woodpeckers but they used to peck on a metal lamp post outside my old window and they'd sound like a jackhammer at 5am.
Peachos
Eerie the 1st time you hear it. I mean, you know what a woodpecker sounds like, but it's like their demon spawned ones
iGotFOLDERS
I’d rather have a woodpecker than blue jays. Woodpeckers are the weed smoking hippees that just wanna chill. Blue jays are cunts.
SoupCanMan
Blue Jays won't wreck my siding and decide to take up metal cutting as a hobby.
Peachos
Lmao woodpeckers only sucked when sharpening their beaks or drumming, always on my flashing.. bluejays are straight up assholes to the other
Peachos
bird species tearing up nests & shit, us these ones are mocking birds & they WILL mock you & make noises you didn't know they could because
Peachos
they know it'll get Your attention. Pricks lol
grandpasonlylivingheir
Not normal for a Cardinal. They are usually very timid and fly at any movement.
BrisingrAerowing
We have a pair that will come up to our feeder while we are filling it. They don't mind us at all. Nor do most of the other birds we see.
grandpasonlylivingheir
Well, I’m envious. I’ve never been able to get close to a Cardinal. Others, yes, but no Cardinals. ??