SirPaniniee
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Sep 29, 2021 3:37 AM
SirPaniniee
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Baggsy13
HTTP 404
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
The ONLY problem with while(true){ print(money); } is that there are federal laws against doing it lol. Not a technical problem at all.
Gargwill
Quantitative Easing anyone? https://youtu.be/j2AvU2cfXRk
anglarite
dasklaus
There's a logic and a math version of this and I can't find them anymore. Where is this from? Who makes these?
ZadokLeBoheme
Computer science was a mistake. We never should have learn the rock to do math.
GondwanaCraton
Plenty of people thought of: while(true){print(money);} - It's just that for most people it's almost always false.
AMatureTwink
There are literally DAEMONS in the computer! It's a work of the devil I tell you
1n10didPun
For way to make devalued money
YargonK
now hold on a minute, you leave the Utah teapot out of this, that there is art, art i tell you! /s
Xerxes4242
qtRaven
Now someone needs to get Doom to run on this image.
CommsAreDown
As someone who has a bachelor's in Comp Sci, and am currently getting a masters in the same, all I have to say... Is that it's all true.
Bytencoder
#define ALL true
YouN76Spacer
Programmating is importent
PenultimateFrisbee
Shit, they’re on to us!
nein999
while(Fed){print(money);}
trilader
The teapot isn't exactly fake - the mesh is a scan of a real teapot that is still made today and you can buy one if you want.
copingcabana
The most frequently used language in programming is profanity.
PictureArchiver
‘Computer science’ gave us Internet Explorer, the most efficient distributor of viruses and malware on the planet. Great scicnce there, guys
WhiteIce2112
Yeah well I'm trying to make a game so fuck you >:(
UKMonkey
178? Those are rookie numbers.
Eidodk
Considering most printers are prohibited from actually printing money in code, people clearly thought of doing it.
martineb72
Is it still called Computer Science? I know some colleges that changed the name of its degree to Computer Programming.
Prolicon
Computer Science also involves learning about PC architectures, hardware and components, so it isn't always just programming.
Gilgamech
You leave HTTP 418 out of this.
CrispBadger
That is the Utah/Newell teapot used to test rendering software
SirPaniniee
HTTP 418 my beloved
HCBailly
GondwanaCraton
Cayowin
So sad that I cant see a dilbert without thinking about how much of a nutcase the author is.
ErectileFunction
Wake up people
HeyOP
Apple's going to go after your ass for that last while loop, that's proprietary code.
kickmyballsrealhard
Underrated comment of the day +1
astrangehop
So uh, my friend wants to know if that's a general joke, or if a piece of code there is actually proprietary...
lebowskisd
The joke is that the code is supposed to print endless money. While the sky is blue, print money, basically. Apple takes this to heart
HandoB4Javert
In Windows that's true. Microsoft's legal shenanigans mean they keep a black box in their code as proprietary originally to mess with DR-DOS
VibratingNipples
This meme was made on a computer
Oliwuff
Now that's computer science
bannedfornudity
Source?!
Whynotsharks
Welcometomymeme page on Facebook. They also did the animal star ratings.
Whynotsharks
Actually it looks like an edited version of their math joke, which was better. It's late lol
Chereazi
As a software dev... I completely agree
SirBagels
While true print money is kinda how crypto currency farms work actually...
madjo
As a software tester... The less programmed, the better.
Redforhead
As a Networking Student. Thank God I didn't go into programming.
bannedfornudity
As a product manager: the less bugs QA finds the better the software is.
plainoldusername
The fewer bugs the customer finds, the better the qa team, the better the software
dreikommavierzehn
As programmer who just joined you guys: It runs fine on my machine
Kasplat
As a user, why do you want my credit card again?
LeftRightThere
CyborgScribe
I'd imagine you'd need some x,y,z coordinates in there somewhere so they know when they would be in the same space.
roboticKittenTamer
I'd change the "if" to a "while" so you can avoid more than the first crash!
Justwanttomakecomments
No no you just put this if statement in a while flying loop.
LeftRightThere
Then what’s to stop them from crashing on the runway?
roboticKittenTamer
I guess that'd depend on how flying is implemented. Is fly a blocking call? Is it running on the same process/thread?
hisuphello
The point is that if you put isGoingToCrash as the condition, the first time it evaluates to false (take off), your no longer in the loop.
hisuphello
You're*
pareidoliaperson
I ever never understood the difference. Then again I never developed above a novice.
roboticKittenTamer
"if" runs the stuff inside the {} one time only if the stuff in the () is true. "while" will keep running the stuff in the {} over and over→
roboticKittenTamer
← until the stuff in () is true. (so could be zero times/not run at all)
roboticKittenTamer
ah, bad typo! It should be: until the stuff in () ISN'T true (so it runs while the condition is true)